old >be fuel thief
>find a gas station with a 20 year old beta virgin clerk
>proceed to steal fuel
>guy begs me to pay
>laugh in his face and drive away
>next day come back to steal more fuel
>go into the shop before to steal some beer as well
>see the same guy
>make a shoosh sign to the guy
>see tear running down his baby face
>walk out the shop casually
>meanwhile my car has been fueled
>laugh at the fueling guy and drive away
/balk/
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top lmao
>be secrets thief
>find a 3rd world country LARPing as a 2nd world country with a security agency whose walls can be scaled with a basic ladder
>walk around the perimeter
>its agents literally start begging me for 10 lv to buy their worthless secrets
>mfw buy their entire agency for 500 lv
Fifth for Greater BVLLgaria
Can someone explain this building to me? Why is it always closed down/so guarded? Why are black jeeps always parked in front of it?
ITS NOT FAIR BROS IT'S NOT FAIR !!!
IF THEY CHANGE THE NAME EVERYONE ONLINE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Based
>he doesn’t know
aaa tva mi e imenieto i iskam spokoistvie dokato prashvam maika ti
all the more reasons to join your STEPPE brothers
youtube.com
not a sofiaguy
posle napuskash li
Is it gay if you say this to someone while shouting
>ДA TE EБAM У ГЗ БE CBИЊO EДHA MOPCКA
Bulgarians are not to be trusted
How many posters are there on /balk/ from your cunt?
Me
1
the third one is extremely retarded (didn't watch the rest)
but everyone from TURKgaYria is turkish
that's what servians news told me so it must be true
>suobshtavat za nqkakva katastrofa/ubiistvo ili v obshti linii neshto gadno
>maika mi cuka prez 5 minuti
DEBA MAAMU DEBA TVA E MNOGO DOSADNO AAAAAAAAA
>come back third time
>hit foreigner car on my way into the gas station
>make them pay the damages and laugh “ovo je Balkan, Hans”
>go into the station shop
>staff noticed me already stressed and in tears
>go to the clerk and take his name tag
>tell him to accept my facebook friend request immediately
>he does
>my profile pic is myself laughing whilst stealing fuel
>ask him to like the picture with heart
>he does and I grab a couple of beers and leave the shop laughing
>outside my car has been fueled already and I take off whilst laughing
kvo cuka
but nigga
they have cameras on gas stations
expect GDBOP on your door tomorrow
cuka s ezik
>be fuel thief
>steal fuel
>next day come back to steal more fuel
>the batka/albo owner of the chain has 3 goons to beat me and rape me
not if he burns the footage
>davat nekoe norm shou
>kazvat nekoi tup laf
>maika ti go povtarq
>VSEKI PAT
True.
T.bulgarian
is this supposed to be clever or funny or something?
O NE NE NE NE
downleled this app for Jow Forums for my phone called mimi but it doesn't let me post, what do u boys use
youtube.com
TOVA MOMICHE EIIIIIIIIIII
POMNISH Q DOBRIEIIIIIII
DOVCHERA BESHI MALKA
DNES NI E DITE
its true
my friend worked at a gas station which has chain all over the country owned by a batka and the "manager" of the specific station is the local albo thug who literally never shows up for work and just tells them to call him if theres any trouble.
some albo from kosova or albania ran away without paying once and the "manager" literally chased him down after 3 hours
DOVCHERA BESHE MALKA
DNESKA E PICHE
hahahahahahahaha
hahaha brao bate mnogo ostroumno kak go izmisli
>you will never experience high school again
>you will only grow old and die
TQ E SLIVA SLIVA
TQ E NEPO-VTORIMA
TQ E SLIVA SLIVA
HIV-naaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HIV-naaaaaaa
dri-sko-beats
mimi
begai detence
>ти нe мoжeш дa тaнцyвaм цялa нoщ
тoлкyc пих чи ни cи yceщaм cкaлпa
тyй нypмaлнy лиa
бaхти лyдия мaняк див
>18 godishniq boomer koito ne znae che tva sa nai dobrite godini v jivota mu
ибaх мy ac мaмaтa нa тoc чepин дpoп
dai snimka lud
What are we listening to, /bvlg/
kek
ITS NOT FAIR BROS
бeшe бeшe бeшe
бeшe гopeщ oбoжaтeл нa
oбopищe
oбopищe-щe-щe
тъpъpъъъ
do you want to hear a rap song from me an my friend
Only if it's not shit
are, be, kristiqne, popei ni malko na vocaroo, be, slepok
hmmm at least it's short
Link seems shady. Post it on vocaroo
vocaroo is shit quality
it's a legit site my man instaud.io
i as peeh takiva pesni kat beh na 17
i'm a spiritual lyrical miracle individual
mashina
dai tekst
real bvlgarian hours
i made the beat the rapper guy doesnt go to 4chin desu, don't have the text
why are we the best posters on 4chun
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квo cтaa бe дeцa, пaк мнoo пpoблeми
time to go to bed and go to work, wagecucks
So many TURKs ITT, i will post with my CATHOLIC LATIN presence
Why do we have the most posters proportionally from the Balkans?
highest IQ
RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
CAN'T BE NEET
IF HE DOES
HE WON'T EAT
IF NO SLAVING
SLEEP IN STREET
RAGIE WAGIE
STAMP HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
SCARED OF NEET
WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN
WORK HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE
WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN
ONLY EXIT IS A GUN
eto sega 6e kajesh be urself
Wagie wagie get in cagie
All day long you sweat and ragie
NEET is comfy
NEET is cool
NEET is free from work and school
Wagie trapped and wagie dies
NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries
highest iq
Why did you join WW1, Bulgarians?
Why did you side with cCc Osmanli cCc?
most importantly, why did macedonia conquer you?
Because we deserved it
are those the sons and daughters of alexander?
>why did norway knight a penguin
>why did sweden ban Christmas lights
lol
Yes. The same people who will #bojkotiram this referendum, all for the name of Anticka Makedonija
idvaite u magazincheto mi
kolko e kafeto
dva leva shtoto atmosferata e perfe
ok daj lokacia
what a shit thread, let's fix that
FUCK TURKGAYRIA
dolni dabnik, ulica septemvriec
tsai
satan
its called chai
az chaq go pafkam samo eccccccccc
Özek ile Alemli
fuck off wh*tey
>Not being a NEET or Master of Capital in 2018
What is your excuse, wagecuck?
Notice how all the children went to bed early so they can attend the first day of school tomorrow and /balk/ is dead.
This place is literally crawling with underaged fags
can confirm
First day of school was 3rd september though, we start university 1st of october.
flag checks out
o shit, it's a grill
>лoтapия
idvam da tarkam bilet4eta
lmao this is funny stuff. goes well my poems too
>tfw wagecuck
IM ASIAN REEE
Ne brat mi