/balk/

old >be fuel thief
>find a gas station with a 20 year old beta virgin clerk
>proceed to steal fuel
>guy begs me to pay
>laugh in his face and drive away
>next day come back to steal more fuel
>go into the shop before to steal some beer as well
>see the same guy
>make a shoosh sign to the guy
>see tear running down his baby face
>walk out the shop casually
>meanwhile my car has been fueled
>laugh at the fueling guy and drive away

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top lmao

>be secrets thief
>find a 3rd world country LARPing as a 2nd world country with a security agency whose walls can be scaled with a basic ladder
>walk around the perimeter
>its agents literally start begging me for 10 lv to buy their worthless secrets
>mfw buy their entire agency for 500 lv

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Fifth for Greater BVLLgaria

Can someone explain this building to me? Why is it always closed down/so guarded? Why are black jeeps always parked in front of it?

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ITS NOT FAIR BROS IT'S NOT FAIR !!!
IF THEY CHANGE THE NAME EVERYONE ONLINE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Based
>he doesn’t know

aaa tva mi e imenieto i iskam spokoistvie dokato prashvam maika ti

all the more reasons to join your STEPPE brothers

youtube.com/watch?v=lwUQlkAUQDI

youtube.com/watch?v=AWOAPZNNaZk

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not a sofiaguy

posle napuskash li

Is it gay if you say this to someone while shouting
>ДA TE EБAM У ГЗ БE CBИЊO EДHA MOPCКA

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Bulgarians are not to be trusted

How many posters are there on /balk/ from your cunt?

Me
1

the third one is extremely retarded (didn't watch the rest)

but everyone from TURKgaYria is turkish
that's what servians news told me so it must be true

>suobshtavat za nqkakva katastrofa/ubiistvo ili v obshti linii neshto gadno
>maika mi cuka prez 5 minuti

DEBA MAAMU DEBA TVA E MNOGO DOSADNO AAAAAAAAA

>come back third time
>hit foreigner car on my way into the gas station
>make them pay the damages and laugh “ovo je Balkan, Hans”
>go into the station shop
>staff noticed me already stressed and in tears
>go to the clerk and take his name tag
>tell him to accept my facebook friend request immediately
>he does
>my profile pic is myself laughing whilst stealing fuel
>ask him to like the picture with heart
>he does and I grab a couple of beers and leave the shop laughing
>outside my car has been fueled already and I take off whilst laughing

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kvo cuka

but nigga
they have cameras on gas stations
expect GDBOP on your door tomorrow

cuka s ezik

>be fuel thief
>steal fuel
>next day come back to steal more fuel
>the batka/albo owner of the chain has 3 goons to beat me and rape me

not if he burns the footage

>davat nekoe norm shou
>kazvat nekoi tup laf
>maika ti go povtarq
>VSEKI PAT

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True.
T.bulgarian

is this supposed to be clever or funny or something?

O NE NE NE NE

downleled this app for Jow Forums for my phone called mimi but it doesn't let me post, what do u boys use

youtube.com/watch?v=JW8DNStF3TE

youtube.com/watch?v=6eKYsYUlGB8

TOVA MOMICHE EIIIIIIIIIII
POMNISH Q DOBRIEIIIIIII
DOVCHERA BESHI MALKA
DNES NI E DITE

its true
my friend worked at a gas station which has chain all over the country owned by a batka and the "manager" of the specific station is the local albo thug who literally never shows up for work and just tells them to call him if theres any trouble.
some albo from kosova or albania ran away without paying once and the "manager" literally chased him down after 3 hours

DOVCHERA BESHE MALKA
DNESKA E PICHE

hahahahahahahaha

hahaha brao bate mnogo ostroumno kak go izmisli

>you will never experience high school again
>you will only grow old and die

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TQ E SLIVA SLIVA
TQ E NEPO-VTORIMA
TQ E SLIVA SLIVA
HIV-naaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HIV-naaaaaaa
dri-sko-beats

mimi

begai detence

>ти нe мoжeш дa тaнцyвaм цялa нoщ

тoлкyc пих чи ни cи yceщaм cкaлпa
тyй нypмaлнy лиa

бaхти лyдия мaняк див

>18 godishniq boomer koito ne znae che tva sa nai dobrite godini v jivota mu

ибaх мy ac мaмaтa нa тoc чepин дpoп

dai snimka lud

What are we listening to, /bvlg/

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kek

ITS NOT FAIR BROS

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бeшe бeшe бeшe
бeшe гopeщ oбoжaтeл нa
oбopищe
oбopищe-щe-щe
тъpъpъъъ

do you want to hear a rap song from me an my friend

Only if it's not shit

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are, be, kristiqne, popei ni malko na vocaroo, be, slepok

hmmm at least it's short

instaud.io/2GPa

Link seems shady. Post it on vocaroo

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vocaroo is shit quality

it's a legit site my man instaud.io/ look, it even has 'audio' in the url

i as peeh takiva pesni kat beh na 17

i'm a spiritual lyrical miracle individual

mashina

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dai tekst

real bvlgarian hours

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i made the beat the rapper guy doesnt go to 4chin desu, don't have the text

why are we the best posters on 4chun

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квo cтaa бe дeцa, пaк мнoo пpoблeми

time to go to bed and go to work, wagecucks

So many TURKs ITT, i will post with my CATHOLIC LATIN presence

Why do we have the most posters proportionally from the Balkans?

highest IQ

RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
CAN'T BE NEET

IF HE DOES
HE WON'T EAT
IF NO SLAVING
SLEEP IN STREET

RAGIE WAGIE
STAMP HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
SCARED OF NEET

WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN
WORK HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE

WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN
ONLY EXIT IS A GUN

eto sega 6e kajesh be urself

Wagie wagie get in cagie
All day long you sweat and ragie
NEET is comfy
NEET is cool
NEET is free from work and school
Wagie trapped and wagie dies
NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries

highest iq

Why did you join WW1, Bulgarians?


Why did you side with cCc Osmanli cCc?

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most importantly, why did macedonia conquer you?

Because we deserved it

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are those the sons and daughters of alexander?

>why did norway knight a penguin
>why did sweden ban Christmas lights
lol

Yes. The same people who will #bojkotiram this referendum, all for the name of Anticka Makedonija

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idvaite u magazincheto mi

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kolko e kafeto

dva leva shtoto atmosferata e perfe

ok daj lokacia

what a shit thread, let's fix that
FUCK TURKGAYRIA

dolni dabnik, ulica septemvriec

tsai

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satan
its called chai

az chaq go pafkam samo eccccccccc

Özek ile Alemli

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fuck off wh*tey

>Not being a NEET or Master of Capital in 2018

What is your excuse, wagecuck?

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Notice how all the children went to bed early so they can attend the first day of school tomorrow and /balk/ is dead.

This place is literally crawling with underaged fags

can confirm

First day of school was 3rd september though, we start university 1st of october.

flag checks out

o shit, it's a grill

>лoтapия
idvam da tarkam bilet4eta

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lmao this is funny stuff. goes well my poems too

>tfw wagecuck

IM ASIAN REEE

Ne brat mi