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mboko is not real

still maintain that I was the last good king of england

you won't hear about me in the so-called "history books" or "manuals of falsehoods" as I've taken to calling them

Holy shit! Poland, the UK and USA are now all oil rich!!!! Good to hear!

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youtube.com/watch?v=F90Cw4l-8NY
best mainstream tune of the 10s i reckon

Zoomers are the worst generation yet. An entire generation defined by a single video game and teenage mumble rappers. It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't disparage everything not related to Fortnight and mumble rap. Fucking worthless cretins. They aren't even having sex or taking drugs. What's the fucking point?

was it this

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lol joker break free is the best

>Are you going to say what about the wmds next?

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PLEASE post ASMR

Is he from Innsmouth?

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

No one reads yours posts so still 1st

sue

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>taking drugs

because life isnt all about drugs believe it or not. some people just arent interested

business idea: Brazzers porn script where two sexy zoomers agree to fuck each other after playing fortnite, naked

youtube.com/watch?v=qg8p4w_YNMM

Graduated from high school in May of last year

Yet you have not done anything with your life since, sicilianus

post feet

>life isnt all about drugs

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Why do you have to make that poain’t?

Yeah. Boring people. Those people don't have ANY stories to tell outside of "work"or their week long package holidays.

Yeah

>It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't disparage everything not related to Fortnight and mumble rap
I think you may be basing your opinion of an entire generation on Jow Forums memes

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Why are you even still in school if you're not interested in it and aren't gonna put in any effort?

forgot to turn my pass on

nobody cares about drugs, its not just the zoomers, a large section of the millenial generation too have been mocking you too, we all think you're degenerates.

>up all last night watching boxing live
>sleep about 6 hours, wake up at 11AM
>spend the rest of the day groggy until about 7:30PM
>fuck it I'm exhausted, need to sleep
>wake up in a daze wondering what miserable hour of the night I've woken up in
>11PM
>can't get back to sleep and won't get back to sleep for another 3 hours presumably

Proper fucked it lads

you arrive at the flat earth conference
twitter.com/tom_usher_/status/990170831128014848/photo/1

youtube.com/watch?v=Kd2OMicDaoI

forgot to turn my swag on

thehindu.com/sci-tech/science/isros-pslv-c42-lifts-off-with-two-foreign-earth-observation-satellites/article24962349.ece

tee hee v post-ironic and absurdist

*upvotes you*

bbc one now lads

well they are a bit young to be having sex and taking drugs aren't they

tabla
x

it's a good song

I'm the picture perfect version of that "why do I have diarrhoea all the time?" pic, can't help but eat terrible food all the time even when I know what's coming.

Holy fuck
Player on the Buffalo Bills literally retired at halftime of their game today because they're so bad and being in Buffalo is SO grim
How will Buffalo ever recover?

I don't give a fuck what you think. I had a threesome with two women on LSD at a festival once. When I'm in a nursing home with dementia, that's what I'll be wanking about. You'll probably still be watching BLACKED porn and complaining about non whites on Jow Forums

Need a gf lads

youtu.be/XAEqKTHULVs

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all festivals are disgusting. I can smell the teenagehood on you, you're a zoomer yourself.

Link? I doubt that, also the Cards fucking suck holy shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=7G6BXRzFyD4

all festivals are disgusting but most raves are 10/10

That’s pretty lit

> When I'm in a nursing home with dementia, that's what I'll be wanking about.

when youre in a nursing home with dementia you wont remember having kids or relatives or even what happened in the morning

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/09/16/teammate-says-bills-vontae-davis-retired-at-halftime/
I didn't believe it at first either

Had a hoot

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i-i had sex at a festival once!!

youtube.com/watch?v=jik-Ygcdr7A

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I'm 30. That happened nine years ago.
The last time I took drugs was cocaine at a mates wedding last year

bet reddit's going mad for this one

ENTJ here
You, do what I say or else

really hope keane release some new choonage soon

didnt ask for your life story mate dont really care xx

Build the wall

netflix has quire a lot of british films but 95% are awful low budget straight to dvd type bollocks

dire, absolutely dire

Tell me your life story

wacky bruce

>netflix

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were the girls fit be honest

thetab.com/uk/2018/06/16/how-to-have-half-decent-festival-sex-without-feeling-like-a-filthy-animal-68629
thetab.com/uk/2017/05/24/people-confess-gross-festival-sex-stories-confirming-shagging-tents-nasty-40310

That's because most British films are low budget shit lmao

Inside the package, Waldo was so transfixed with excitement that he could
barely breathe. His skin felt prickly from the heat, and he could feel his
heart beating in his throat. It would be soon. Sheila stood quite upright and
walked around to the other side of the package. Then she sank down to her
knees, grasped the cutter by both handles, took a deep breath, and plunged the
long blade through the middle of the package, through the masking tape, through
the cardboard, through the cushioning and (thud) right through the center of
Waldo Jeffers head, which split slightly and caused little rhythmic arcs of red
to pulsate gently in the morning sun.

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sex with you are mom

What in the fuck, don't blame though desu

dire

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Hmm, short life
*Disintegrates your jaw in an instant"

love sue
love cat
love mcdonald
love wanking

punched an irish cuck yesterday

i saw one called we still kill the old way and i actually enjoyed it somewhat

didnt read

you'd think he'd have some type of tolerance for living in desolate shitholes and playing for terrible teams after spending 6 years in Indianapolis

love trump
love the radical centre
hate pakis

simple as

one was really fit in all possible terms, her mate was a little chubby but cute and she had massive tits

Ice hockey has the best culture of any sport
Guarantee brits would fit right in
Miss playing it a lot desu

got two tabs under my tongue

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just threw up in me mouth

Got one tab on my keyboard

poo nigger

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the future for the uneducated lower class

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vocaroo.com/i/s0lJGvsGG3uO
post yourself saying the same

alri la

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