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Me? I'm Celto-Semitic

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The European Union sucks. All European nations should liberate themselves from that neo-liberal syndicate.

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why are niggers so bad at aiming

>Ethnicity: 46% east midlands
alri rasheed

need a tomboy gf

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>that mexican flag
ah yes usa

Yeah they will take my phone for sure. Haha

haha don't think you're one to be talking about flags mate
*gets arrested for flying St George*

one day tim will post a girl I had sex with

is that in manchester?
it looks familiar

cos theres a zombie on your lawn

the midlands were white as fuck what are you on about
only Sneinton has pakis

They don't make
Stationary like this
Where I'm from
So fragile
So refined

Not a fan of nurses using tinder if im honest
Gives them too much power where they shouldnt

For me it's Cheese Twisties

>the EU means unelected foreign bureaucrats controling your borders

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my mum is a nurse and the first story she ever told me was about a patient she was looking after who had a micro penis

to be honest I've probably been on a date with a girl you've fucked, can you list a few names?

Did you know that when an Australian has a thought every other Australian simultaneously has the same thought, and it's always something vapid and inane.

lol

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did you know that canadians are gay

incredibly doxxable info
you posted a girl I used to go to school with once

it's from a movie you dunce

You are 18 year old girl
Who live in small city of Japan
And you heard me on the radio
About one year ago
And you wanted to know
All about me and my hobbies
My favorite food and my birthday

Why are you so far away from me?
I need help and you're way across the sea
I could never touch you
I think it would be wrong
I've got your letter
You've got my song

:3

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I am lucky if I even have one wank a month now. The meds have killed my erection lads. Not good

>idiot Anglos thinking the EU is run by unelected officials because they were too stupid to realise they had a vote this entire time
>idiot Anglos electing UKIP as their MEPs and then complaining about how the EU doesn't do anything for them

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no its real

At least we don't spam "poo" and post the same meme face for the 1 millionth time.

That lady looks like a cat

im fat ha ha

get yourself on to cialis daily, lad. gives you back erections. and its healthy too, you just take one tablet every day. no excuses.

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No, it's literally from a movie.

>ctrl + f "poo"
>2 results
alri

Objection your honour! the witness is clearly talking out his fucking arse

They don't make stationery like this where I'm from
So fragile, so refined
So I sniff and I lick your envelope
And fall to little pieces every time
I wonder what clothes you wear to school
I wonder how you decorate your room
I wonder how you touch yourself
And curse myself for being across the sea

Why are you so far away from me?
I need help and you're way across the sea
I could never touch you
I think it would be wrong
I've got your letter
You've got my song

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Alice
Anna
Bea
Bec
Bec2
Brianna
Cassandra
Cecilia
Celeste
Charlotte
Chloe
Christina
Claire
Elena
Elise
Elly
Fabienne
Finley
Gabriella
Guneet
Hal
Hannah
Harriet
Helen
Iris
Jacinta
Jackie
Jodie
Kana
Kate
Kelly
Liching
Lizzie
Lotus
Madelyn
Maeve
Meg
Megan
Michelle
Natalynn
Natasha
Nell
Nichola
Niki
Polly
Rayka
Ree
Rose
Roxxi
Sam
Sandra
Sarah
Saha
Shayna
Stacey
Stella
Suzy
Taleesha
Vanessa
Some yank bitch

that's not including the last phone

no instead you actually take yourselves seriously and put effort into the drivel you spout over this general

just watched on RT that those 2 lads being blamed for the novichok poisoning were just tourists who wanted to see the cathedral, fucking classic deep state jewish tricks trying to make russia look bad as usual

how many posts do you reckon youve made here in total
should think im in the 10s of thousands

how come when i click the update button i get connection error? is the thai gentleman in?

>he effortposts
loool
settle down

Somewhere in the back of my mind I believe that there's an 18 year old girl in Japan who's deeply in love with me but she hasn't sent me any letters yet.

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Nurses are such malicious people

I'm English and German, ask me anything.

need a white niqabi wife

probably similar im quite the poster
going now to get "lunch"
look after your foot......heh......take it easy kid..............

im a nurse

i know someone with this exact delusion

Which side do you root for?

phoarww
not got any more baked beans in the cupboard

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The English are a Celtic people. What are your thoughts on this?

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Going to Byron Bay tommorrow lads. Cant remember the last time I was there.

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just found my new favourite channel
youtube.com/watch?v=ZREIm_klAz0

haha thank you for your concern haha. i'll just open this bag of sour skittles if thats alright
*opens the bag, a bit too loudly for my liking*
oohh no *cringes* a bit too loud for my liking there
*takes a handful* now lets dig in

I feel sorry for you

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Germania: the eternal enemy of Britannia

Are Guernsey pounds legal tender on the mainland?

>anglo cuisine

god we're so pathetic

I saw my psychologist at the shops

bean sandwich with a side of beans, livin the high life

english breakfast is good

shouldve let them toast a bit longer longer lad

>anglo
You're Celtic

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rasheed

toilberg said I have to poo during my lunch hour

How do English people eat full English breakfastes every morning? Don't they get really full and fat?

>we
fuck off shitskin

the mental shop?

It was getting too messy

I want to share a room at the hospital with a cute girl lads. Losing my virginity while in here would be awesome.

Coles

they're fat

much preferred breakfast in paris than london

t. pot noodle eating runtoids

pack it in

no one has it every morning unless they have a death wish

Who here eats fried potatoes, eggs and bacon for breakfast?

this is better than any french dish

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maybe you could get off with a nurse while she laughs at your tiny cock

Both, at the moment for immigration to stop to Germany and for Brexit.
>What are your thoughts on this?
I think that's pretty damn good.

Are there any cute girls there?

u at a co ed hospital?

I wouldn't step foot near a nurse without my voice recorder being turned on

There are some ladies I see and I go "whoah, I've got to get you into my life". It happens several times a week.