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Outside a friend's. He's not home

cannot emphasise strongly enough just how much i despise this

oh my fucking days

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Pic

yes you've said

Do you think aliens exist lads?

Have to solve the new gay captcha because I'm posting from my phone
Thoughts?

you don't have friends

hey folks matt easton here of schola gladiatoria

>feed starving ugandan orphans, £3 a month
uh... na
>exclusive photo of a generic slag sticking her tongue out, £15 a month
take my fucking money

utterly awful posts sort it out lads

This girl is British

reckon I'm done for if I'm only 5'9

I wish nurses wouldn't make fun of me for my penis size and then deny it when I report them.

Things America have ruined:

The Inbetweeners
Spelling
Bacon
Tea
Politics
Beer
The Middle East

do you look good in a skirt

turtle is 5'6 and shags girls constantly

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Celts, assemble

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Think Lachlan has the right idea, it does seem inappropriate for nurses to be using tinder

how big is it

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yeah
chinky girls
hardly think they count

I have a handful, believe it or not

How many girls you shagged mate?

I have more of a joie de morte than a joie de vivre.

is it true women dont like the feeling of a willy during sex? why do women enjoy shagging so much then? sex cant be unpleasurable for them

My mum calls me her brussel sprout

2

this one might be genuine i dont know
but i remember seeing a similar documentary with a load of jap veterans confessing about what theyd done and how awful it was, then read later theyd spent several years in chinese communist reeducation camps after the war which of course lessened the impact somewhat

Virgins are a danger to society
The government needs to do something about them

things I've achieved today:
things I've achieved this year:
things I've achieved this life:

i was at woodstock

whites and blacks too

Most people don't really get my sense of humour. It goes right over their heads.

What the fuck are you talking about
Have you been talking to cats or platypuses?

Fear not the man who has shagged 10,000 girls once
Fear the man who has shagged one girl 10,000 times
-- Bruce Lee

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It's getting dark. Dunno how much longer I can wait outside

just be yourself bro

extremely based

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women only fuck for status

I didn't kill myself
I probably won't kill myself this year
Accomplished nothing in life

Why does she wear the mask?

>the man who has shagged one girl 10,000 times
me

bane?

the average american

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I am a NEET

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Don't get why women try to claim they're just as horny as men. Simply untrue

My mindstate's been getting very dark lately. I feel like an insect in a giant insect colony.

>the west is the best

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Phoneposting is grim

piers let out a good braaaaaaap

Clearly never witnessed a ravenous British slag on a night out

the east is the greece't

Did you deliberately unassociate yourself with the numbers, hoe?
>i love niggers
we get it
move on
we’ve outgrown you

Honestly worth it for pics and vids updated daily

Can't find this content anywhere else

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Are you even the West?

>Are you even the West?

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Tired: phoneposting
Wired: tabletposting

It's true m8. That's why they adore tinder

They can indulge their desires somewhat privately

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who is she?
what is her plan?

very grim

scooby doo can doo-doo, but jimmy carter is smarter

It's not even a pro photoshoot
it's just her in front of a mirror wearing whatever slapdash getup she hasn't already worn before

Men don't want responsibility
Women don't want responsibility

Wonder what these dopey slags do after a few years when the vf's have moved on to the next woman they'll throw money at. Can hardly say they were modelling when going for an interview?

resize it

Just gave my monthly $1000 to Belle Delphine

unitoil in 10 hours

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share pics x

>going to uni
grim

FOAS

Just false. You'll never see the kind of desperation from women. The kind you see from men. There's a reason men are in else, not women.

that's theft

where's gamers on this list?

i work for a secret organisation

Just means you have no Chad m8s
Women are relentless

Took a screenshot of it

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Going to freshers in town with some deano mates tonight :)

jews are behind feminism

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sick of paying tax on every item i buy
gst OUT

where's 4channers on this list?

my fwb has more libido than I do tbf.

Let me have a go on her

Love the cool refreshing taste of Pepsi Max

caved in a IMF thug's skull with a rock yesterday