/asean/

I would never let my children go anywhere near a Fl*p

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Dahil kay Vice Bakla, masyadong maboka wala namang laman.

shut up you monkey
the last time I went to Hanoi for a "vacation", it was a fucking nightmare, never again

Indog homeless also eat from the dump, but what makes pagpag more ironic is that they sell it to other pooorfag
S M H desu

Elaborate ?

Untung si prancis pemboker jalan enggak pindah ke thread ini. Kalau ada dia gak usah di reply aja.

It was so dirty despite being a city especially at the night market, there were shit everywhere and everywhere smells like shit.
A lot of people too and you could barely breath despite that you can't get rid of the disgusting smell wherever you go, and the food was disgusting, it was like everyone served pagpag or some shit.
Animals have sex on the street everywhere and get ran over by vehicles everywhere, and then every Chinese people shouting at the top of their lungs wanting to kill each other.

I spent 5 days holed up in my hotel playing EVE Online while waiting for the trip to end and then I had to pray that our Malaysian Airline doesn't get blown up.

ehhh. sounds like a shutins imagination.
I went to kids school and the floating market, it was comfy though. I wish I could bring back exotic critters to malaysia but the process is so messy that I decided not to.

Atleast it's not KL
Sewage smell all around , hot as fuck (Atleast we actually go below 20C) , Indian people yelling at the top of their lungs in their mutt language

>EVE Online
Do you fly safe?

Atleast we eat Nasi Aking here, menwhile Fast Food is basically a trash from the start

Sarap makipag sex

ooggaaa booggaaa can yu spik inglis

>tersarap-sarap
sampah-sarap kerr

A very convincing emulation of the way he speak to be honest.

>tfw when Malayshit will never be able to laugh at foreigners for underestimating local winter weather
>feelsgoodman.jpg

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siapakah gerangan beliau itu iya?

Kayaknya sih dia itu orang india yang lagi belajar di prancis. Sundeep kali namanya lol.

because we're brown people, not ch*nks. only ch*nks are adapted to cold weather, that's why ch*nk and their subspecies need to stay to le ch*nkland.
Kundasang at Sabah or Genting Highlands are cold btw.

>Kayaknya sih dia itu orang india yang lagi belajar di prancis. Sundeep kali namanya lol.
kek. patut la meroyan semacam.

Hi fellow NEETbros, what are you guys up to?

Lagi menelaah blog politikus.
helenang.wordpress.com/2018/09/13/dap-defining-nationalism-and-patriotism/

Nonton John Wick 2
Pengen kayak John Wick
Punya duit banyak, lalu pensiun balik jadi NEET lagi

Such a based Chink!

>dap

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/asean/
How many ghost does your country have?
Could you please list them down?

We have a lot. And none of them I give a shit about. You know why?
Because they have better things to do rather than randomly rasuk people and making half-arsed hysteria bullshit drama

Kuntilanak
Pocong
Genderuwo
Tuyul
Buto Ijo
Leak
Jenglot
Banaspaty

i哈特 MALAYS

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>t. flip

t. babi

我一路向北

What kind of critters?

说了再见才发现再也见不到

what?

Lmao did Malays take your wheels?

nah we traded for a Kopi O

Tak pe lah, bro.
In a perfect capitalist material society; you gain some, you lose some.

How's that Indonesian made Jet going guys?

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>Finished my shift
>Punched card and get the fuck out
>It's raining heavily outside
>Had to stay inside the office waiting for rain to stop

ARGHHHHHHHHH BROS 1 HOUR HAS PASSED AND IT'S STILL RAINING

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Where you at?

mat rempit sdn bhd

I'm not sure if i want to be bros with a wagecuck

I don't even wanna be bros with this nigga if his skin is of mat rempiot

PERTAMAXXXXXXX

t. motorlet

Why does /asean/ hates motorcyclist? I'm just a dude trying to make it in this world and and get money legally so I can support my family. Just because you guys owns a car , it doesn't mean that you're better than me. Or perhaps, maybe you guys have inferiority complex and deep down inside your heart you actually wish you can ride a moto?

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shut up your fucking family trash

I dont specifically hate them. I hate anyone that drive/ride carelessly in general and riders are more likely to be careless in the road.

You nigger family deserve to stay in India and shit on the streets

this

And Banglas think motorcycles are freaking cars. Stop being in the middle of the facking road

rempit.
>modify motorcycle so it become too noisy just for whoring attention
>every neighbourhood he went, the people are cursing him instead of applauding his bike, wishing him dead instead
please extinct.

what you mean?

Biarkan aja atasku itu, Cuman pura-pura tidak tahu saja dia.

based jap guy ditching that thot luna maya

Better halfu than Loney Maya

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This Korea-Indo joint program?

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