>>Norwegian starts telling me about his """empire""" of 7 fishing boats and a couple of uninhabited islands that they """conquered""" from the penguins who previously inhabited the islands
>tells me about his dad's trust fund that gives him 120 000 USD once he turns 18
>insists that his country has been historically relevant and wasn't a shithole until they by a lucky stroke found oil
>asks why I don't have a trust fund, he thought that everybody has one
>asks me why I have to work while I'm still in university
When will Norgay stop?
Dances with Norwegians ( spoiled annoying brats )
Matthew Rodriguez
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Isaac Parker
>So Sven, have you heard about Harald Hårfager ( a Finnish king who Norgays think was Norwegian) conquered Greenland and defeated 7 penguins on his own? Now clean my table subhuman Sven
Yikes..
Cameron Price
skrell bananer til oss, svenskefaen!
Logan Nelson
Oh not to mention, zero historical contributions to humanity. I mean who needs science or medicine when you have oil, right?
Nolan Moore
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sverige er et negerland som ikke vil finnes lengre om 50 år
Christopher Carter
Post the hierarchy tree please
Hudson Campbell
all these posts are made by a norweigan
Sebastian Brown
William Turner
Same with Norway desu
David Wood
You didn't have a fund set up by family mature when you reach a certain age?
what's wrong with swedes?
regards: Norwegian grandpa haver
Connor Powell
you guys are very cute, i wish we had similar neighbours
Henry Garcia
h-h-håll... k-kjeften... s-svennejävel.........
Samuel Lee
There's nothing cute about these manchildren from Norgay
Levi Perry
A LITERAL BANANA PEELER
B A N A N A
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Luis Harris
>vi tigger for deg
Joshua Morales
It's not our fault you don't know how to repair a roof, clean a table or peel a banana and it turns out the less fortunate ( us ) have to work but I guess nothing less than a fancy engineer position will suffice for little Truls, huh?
Gavin Brown
why doesnt Norway has super tall building as other oil producer nations?
Austin Murphy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nathan Sullivan
Elsker deg også, bror
Ian Davis
those attract trolls
Joseph Powell
Because we're sensible with our oil.
Tall buildings for the sake of tall buildings brings absolutely nothing productive to the table.
Benjamin Kelly
>but I guess nothing less than a fancy engineer position will suffice for little Truls, huh?
Correct, feels good
Noah Butler
No, we are a poor nation so these are luxuries we do not have.
Josiah Howard
>Implying we even care about historical contributions
More bananas please
Blake Collins
Norway is a nation of nouveau riche peasents
Chase Miller
>be Norwegian
>turn 20
>daddy buys you a 4-room apartment on the opposite side of the street where you can "move out" to
>go to said apartment and tell Italians and other southrons that they are mommy's boys for living at home so long
Daniel Ward
Did you know?
Norway has C-R-U-S-A-D-E-S to your """"country"""" (illegitimate state)
Eli Baker
personally I dont feel inferior towards people from Norway, Im jewish, more related to Jesus, Einstein and Zuckerberg than to you.
we won over the egyptians, romans, greeks, ottomans, spaniard, french, british, russians, germans.
Norway was never relevant and they already reached their peak of oil production 10 years ago.
Ian Turner
SVEN!!! Who said you can take a break? If you don't get to work we will replace you with a peeling machine
Owen Diaz
>oh, Sven. Need I remind you when Harald Hårfager the great warrior king and his army of 200 men defeated 70 goat herders on Ireland and """conquered""" the place?
>yeah, we held it for almost 20 years!
Oh and Harald Hårfager was Finnish btw...yet still worshipped in Norgay as a ""Norwegian"" king
Nathan Flores
Julian Hill
Yeah see this is why I quit. I'm tired of your shit Truls, always pissing on the table right after I've cleaned it. I will be happier starving in Sweden than working for you and your dad another second
Jacob Cox
But then who will bang your women?
Lincoln Flores
minns någon norrmannen som fick ett autismanfall över den bilden?
Tyler Harris
This guy
Isaac Hughes
>be me, rainy day
>walking on the sideway after a heavy day's work lifting furniture
>make more on this shit-tier job in Norway than I would as a rocket scientist in Sweden
>Norgay kid comes driving by in his dad's new car and drives through so the dirty mud water splashes all over me
>yells something in Danish that I can't understand
Jeremiah Morales
Takke ikke klandre. Vi skal takke Mohammed for å berike vårt samfunn
Christopher Sanchez
kult bilde fåvæ
originalt og, tor jeg si det, rodpillet
ler hver gang
Dylan Thompson
>Swede calling the Norwegain spoiled
Like the pot calling the kettle black
Justin Reyes
>sweden
Christopher Rivera
Gonna have to be more specific. Det är en riktigt hemsk bild.
Ian Bell
Knowing that he's unironically posting from this makes it even funnier
Lucas Sanders
Norgay as a country was a mistake. What we see is Danish-speaking Swedes with a lower IQ who made a living raping whales for 2000 years, and all of a sudden they find valuable fossile fuel. How unfair is that?
Bentley Baker
i don't even doubt this story is ture
Hudson Miller
Yeah dude, it's so unfair to get lucky for once after 500 years of unwilling unions.
We don't deserve any happiness at all. Super unfair.
Samuel Scott
kasta inte banan i ett negerhus
Jonathan Baker
Sounds like a good deal
Carter Barnes
You had one job Sven: to vote SD or AfS.
Now you're stuck with the same left wing government for 4 more years!
Chase Perez
You become forced into unions because you were mentally retarded whale-men ._. don't want to be forced into unions? just defend yourself lmao
Daniel Thomas
Yeah bro, just defend yourself after 2/3 of your population and 90% of your nobles+educated people died in the black death.
Just do it bro, lmao? Would be easy.
Joseph Cooper
lmao wtf. This happens here all the time too.
David Brown
>the Norwegian with 40 000 somalis in a population of 5 million tells me that I am a somali again
>even though we have 60 000 somalis in a population of 10 million
Yep here we go again....
James Torres
Har du brevsiffrorna?
Lincoln Clark
Everyone suffered the same treatment. But I guess reading up on the history of other countries other than your own oil-pool is too much to ask huh, little Truls? ._.
Jeremiah Lewis
>Everyone suffered the same treatment.
No, everyone did not suffer the same way as Norway did during the plague.
And pretty much everyone recovered faster than Norway did.
But I guess just playing out your power fantasies on a mongolian basket weaving forum so you can feel better about your shithole excuse for a country is better, right?
Grow up.
Mason Rodriguez
Somalis are most of the time just lazy, syrians and iraqis are the violent ones
Andrew Roberts
Du sammenligner nå en dritt med en annen dritt. Alle andre folkeslag enn germanere er dritt
Gabriel Martin
>The Norwegian government has decided to revoke the residence permit and refugee status of Somalis and send them back.
speisa.com
Vi jobber med saken, Bosse.
Angel Smith
No one died of the black death in the 1800s
Bentley Thompson
I am well aware that I live in a poor shithole country, thank you. No, we suffered just as much as Norgay did during the plague, probably more in fact. You were simply too stupid to recover properly
William Ramirez
uironisk dette
Levi Sanders
No, in 1814 we had a 2 week long war against eachother before asking for negotiations because IT TURNS OUT that the army of a nation that has been independent for its entire history is bigger and more well equipped than a nation that has been independent for 2 months.
Fucking retard, read up before you spew shit.
Adrian Brooks
Sånt her språk er rasisme. Blir tur i kasjotten på dere
Bentley Nelson
muhammad
Oliver Perry
>we lost another war and here's our excuse
>we let you invade us and gave up after 2 weeks because of the black plague that happened 500 years earlier
>by the way Sven there are another 10 000 bananas to peel
David Scott
Dette er hjemmet deres nå!
James White
It seems that you can't be convinced out of your stupidity.
Back to the potato peeler for you then, Sven.
Ryan Evans
Looks cozy. Even has a kick ass dirt devil. I’m not sure what your problem is.
Bentley Cooper
Excuses, excuses.
Zachary Hall
>peel potatoes for trust fund Truls
>once I'm done peeling them he doesn't even want them because he filled up on pizza
Gabriel Flores
Where did this trust fund meme come from? No one I know has a trust fund.
And maybe I wouldn't be on the dole if swedes didn't come here taking all the jobs and pushing for norwegians to now have to take an education just to wash floors.
Christopher Gutierrez
Where's my beer Kalle? That was pretty late, no tips for you!
Zachary Howard
>be trust fund Norgay kid
>refuse to take "dirty" jobs that he considers beneath him
>young Swedes come in and do the labour
>he now complains about Swedes stealing the jobs that he refused to take in the first place
Nathan Brooks
>Danish-speaking Swedes
opposite way m8
Benjamin Gomez
No. Norwegians are Swedes who were ruled by Finnish kings and eventually adopted a bastardized form of the Danish language.
Ayden Long
except I never refused to do them, but couldn't get them because I didn't have the proper education.
And I don't have a trust fund, no one I know from my group of friends have that (about 25 people).
Samuel James
You don't need an education to become a waiter
Elijah Martin
Jeg...... vil ikke i kasjotten
Charles Powell
vi pratar om er ekvivalent till våra borgare här, truls
rikemansbarn som aldrig behöver jobba en dag i sitt liv
Josiah Ramirez
So what you're saying is that your daddy took away your trust fund because you refused to receive the education needed to wipe floors ( high school exam) and now you blame Swedes for that? Huh. Well would you look at that
Blake Parker
but you need experience. I applied for waiting jobs for almost five years without getting one.
All the jobs I have been able to get before being assigned dole is a temp at kindergartens and temp at stores.
its why I'm almost 35 with no family or kids, I don't have a drivers license, don't have my own home, can't afford to rent.
and that's the situation of most my friends.
my dad is the manager of a convenience store, he doesn't make enough for me to ever have a trust fund.
Josiah Wilson
Well that's not our fault but it's good that you understand our suffering and understand that Norgay has been living on borrowed time
Gavin Campbell
That's sad, hope you strike oil.
Justin Rivera
Oy vey sure feels good to be taxed out the rear end to pay for the welfare of immigrants and higher housing costs because of said immigrants receiving welfare for housing am i right scandibros?
Also fuck the jews.
Jayden Young
My rent is only 3700 SEK
Parker Morris
Yeah, Sweden and Norway sure were GREAT nations
Carter Sanders
Look who finally showed up ._.
Nolan Morris
the rare danish person on Jow Forums
Henry Bell
>danish person
>danish
>person
Charles Powell
I LOVE this thread
FUCK THE ETERNAL DANE!
Tyler Evans
Isaiah Parker
who told you you could have a break from peeling bananas?
Aaron Torres
Kevin Garcia
Jayden Perez
>norweigans take credit for this
he was most likely shot by his OWN MEN. there is 0 evidence norgayweigans did it. you know that right?
Josiah Lopez
>swedish revisionism
sure sure, now tally back to your banana peeling shed, svenne
Wyatt Murphy
>zero historical contributions
Rurik was Norwegian
Jason Anderson
they have the biggest oil rigs in teh world, 470m
Carson Kelly
He was Finnish just like all of Norgay's kings
Michael Robinson
What are you doing here then master? Aren't you tired of being surrounded by dumb goys like me?