Why can't they speak Spanish?

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Porteños sound bad

Potatoids BTFO holy fuck

Americans seem to do a better job at keeping European traditions. I mean, just look at Italian Americans, they embody Italian culture so well. i've been to Italy and I didn't feel that strong Italian tradition vibe I get from watching Italian-Americans.

Chicanos actually speak Spanish though

OH NO NO NO NO

HIDE CHICANO THREADS
IGNORE CHICANO POSTERS
DO NOT REPLY TO CHICANO POSTERS

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This is not necessarily true.

>Chicanos actually speak Spanish though
not really

Did I say anything that contradicts that...?

>VOY A LA ESCUELA CON MI TROCKA AHORA

thats a mexican not a chi

pinche guason dime eso a la cara

my spanish prof used to say that spanish is like vetenian dialect to us italians

I learned Spanish from Americans and Mexicans, I'm not fluent but I know enough to order in a restaurant and hail a cab. Holy fuck shit when I went to Barcelona I was absolutely disgusted by how these people speak. I've never heard anything more faggy than the Spanish lisp

>I learned Spanish from Americans
>Americans

We aren't a Spanish speaking country

I agree desu, Ive corrected Latinos from every country except Colombians and Peruvians because they speak it properly.

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ey wey pendejo boludo weon me coshi a tu mamita

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>We aren't a Spanish speaking country
LOS

How can we have a lisp if we differentiate between z and s
Surely if we had a lisp both would be z

Jolines tio me cago en mi puta madre

I mean you would think so right but nope

*pitbull suena de fondo*
>ay pero mamasita mira que chingada manera de hablar tienen los pinches espanioletes no mms wey aqui si se habla en verdadero espaniol sapatilla servesa sereal :v

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

>pitbullsh suenash deh fondosh

Gr8 b8

50 million spanish speaking citizens say otherwise, theres comerciales en español.

Imagine calling anuncios "Comerciales"

>Oh my god, hoy iba manejando my car cuando sono my cell y you won't believe pero era my loved grandma desde Mexico

Non-European Spanish sounds awful.

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Same goes for portuguese desu

t. Mariano Rajoy

based iberbro, inshallah brother

JA JA JA

Imagine calling propaganda "Anuncios"

ponme una thervetha panchi, y cuando acabes limpiame las botas y igual te doy propina

youtube.com/watch?v=KAT8pqr0Q8c

Euro Spanish, spoken correctly is indeed the best. I really like it.

I probably make more money than you, so.....

>Non-European Spanish sounds awful.
Non-European sounds awful. Every single non-European language or dialect is ear rape.

pretty much this
>try to hear portuguese
>can pick up some words
>try to hear brazilian
>its a complete mess

Non-European English (specifically American) is way better than whatever the fuck comes out of Brits mouths

I very much doubt that. In the US if you're not in the top 5% of earnings, you don't even have enough money to cover emergencies.

cnbc.com/2018/01/18/few-americans-have-enough-savings-to-cover-a-1000-emergency.html

I mean not even 1000 dollars to cover emergencies. That's like 800 Euros...

I work for a big multinational company.

New Zealand is the only exception to my rule. British English is automatically classier than American drivel.

And? Can you afford emergencies? Can you spend 1000 dollars on the spot?
The US is not the good stuff it was in the 50's and 60's, it's a crime ridden shithole full of chicanos and other trash.
Also I don't believe since statistic are literally working against you.

Nope. Aussie and New Zealand sound good enough though.

Spic sounds so fucking funny to me. Especially when they go full rapido iritado mode. I only respect the native languages like guarani and nahuatl, europemutts and their "accents" are all retards

>50 million spanish speaking citizens say otherwise
I doubt they are all fluent. Most probably speak kitchen Spanish

>comerciales
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

this delusion lmao

That's what makes Spain "Castellano" sound even more retarded.

Are all US posters Chicanos ? Seriously wtf.

FUCK Chicanos.

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Fucking wrong.

I unironically don't understand them
youtu.be/vvgyFr4C9R0

RP is a newer made up accent.

Every single time an American flag says something about Spain out of the blue, you can safely assume he's a chicano. Real Americans don't care about us at all.

>bootleg sweden opinion
K.

Damn that's a good way to spot them, then I can reply to real Americans. Thanks a bunch.
If there is a group I despise is """"Mexican Americans"""".
Normal Mexicans are ok.

No, but a lot of us have some basic understanding of Spanish. Either from school or friends

>Post a bunch of andalusians talking about the niggers
>Implying andalusians speak spanish.

Mate, even the chimney sweepers and scum-sucking derby accent sounds more honest and livelier than anything you find in the states.

You cunts all speak like you're trying to sell a car.

>real Americans
truly a beautiful race

castillian is cute desu so is colombian

t. culombian

que e una patera illa no lo ve' que fuerte tio viriviriviriviri oooh que mieo killa ooo como correeen ira como van par melia

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Dude I can understand Castelhanho perfectly, but I'll be dammed if the Andalucian accent is weird as fuck. I saw Toy Story 3 in Spanish to train my Spanish and when Buzz resets he speaks in Andalucian accent and I almost pissed myself laughing.

youtube.com/watch?v=bDZcycnhni0

>Not wanting to speak to a normal white American with a Midwestern accent while he complains about life and 9/11

what's the point in living user

Sounds to me like a normal sevillian accent. This is the good thing about the andalusian accent, we can distinguish the location and the social class just by listening to the people´s accents.

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Same happens to us with you

Yes, your country created that.

> me he despertao
> estoy rodeao
> estrellao
> borrao

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It's totally faggy but hot when the women do it

the basic bitch intonation tends to sound hot across languages, dialects and cultures. I don't know why this is a thing, maybe it awakens some primal instinct in us

Catalonians speak with a catalonian accent though

>ao
>ao
>ao
>ao
>ao
Ayyyyyyyyy, lmAO

everything is primal for you because you are a nigger

Ey we neta ya callate el puto hocico a la verga compa fierro pariente te vamos a dar un pinche levanton

no realmente pero buen intento

based

they hate themselves.

>
You're cruel user...

>this whole thread
you did good for once, chicano boy

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