/brit/

need a bf lads

paedophobia is worse than paedophilia

is that your sisters room

boomercore myself tbf
most of my /brit/ posts these days are posting boomercore lyrics containing phrases used in an earlier post

s11fc05

you actually look Italian here

Yeah

*refreshes the page*
aaand first post goes to....

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D-do you guys think there might actually be g-girls on here? Like ones with vaginas and everything.

To the regiment!

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one right here

sister posts here regularly

the first time? it was very exciting. I used to be in boarding so the thrill of putting your penis into a woman's vagina consensually was very overwhelming but in a good way. this was coupled with the risk of getting caught at our very Christian school (we actually did a few times but the one time they even called up my very conservative parents and it was semi-traumatic desu. I cringe even thinking about it today, years after it happened)
but the risk just added to the thrill. I loved it. my ex was probably a nympho or borderline nympho
what about you? are you a virgin?

made the fwb do this when she came

hi~~

CarelessBlissfulAmericancicada
that's a big bum

stop s-s-s-s-s-s-stuttering you freak, speak like a man

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On the Chan that cannot be named the girls have an entire board. They post about fashion and makeup and everything. It's so nice to see. Considering the users on that chan are all Jow Forums users as well, it's possibly there are human beings with vaginas amongst us even on the hallowed ground of /brit/. What an amazingly sexy thought.

business idea: born-again virgins

fucking hate roundabouts, just really bad at judging speed and distance, constantly pull out on people

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why is every Canadian poster on here a mentalist

yes i am a virgin
are you a real indian?

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we call roundabouts "circles" here

/cgl/ is probably majority femoids

Which board? Bet its half trannies larping as women

einstein's theory of special relativity in action

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenorrhaphy

why are you like that

She back!?

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yes my friend, why do you ask?

eeinstein's theory of nigger sucking

Workin' hard at hardly workin', ey cat?

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farting

tested my luck with a day old yogurt, ended up pissing out my arse, a nightmarish experience I tell you

corrrr lads

youtube.com/watch?v=mXvAb12tJ-M

any dirty south trap$tar GOTHBOICLIQUE man in???

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hello nigger

gas yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=AoCagUKAhik

want to buy a new jumper but the all the option from all the shops is overwhelming

Neither based nor redpilled

social anxiety prevents me from learning to drive

Don't call him that.

real music

nigger shit fuck off

would absolutely love to step on your throat

interesting. the type of rebirth I'm talking about is more mental than anything else

just wonderin

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never got the appeal of lil peep when yung lean basically does the same thing but way better

LOL

Xanax (literally)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

One russian gf please
youtube.com/watch?v=BpH6EMdxqc4

he is. he's clearly lactose intolerant

>A British cave diver is suing tech billionaire Elon Musk for defamation after his repeated claims the diver is a child abuser.

inb4 it turns out he actually is a paedo and Musk was right all along

youtube.com/watch?v=0OPxOmBYSbE

for me it's 6ix9ine (w/ zilla)

yung lean is a fat hypebeast swedish kid with no talent and about 3 good songs

lil peep is cute, fashionable, aesthetic, has an amazing voice and some absolute tunes

fair enough. wary of giving away too much info on a general as a rare flag
was it because of all the libido spergout?

good post
worst post of all time

absolute runts do one

y da fuck u lyin lMAOOOOOOO

respect wigglewomper...

>gta 5 came out five years ago
Fug

hmm yes if he actually were a pedo I'm sure he'd be suing. fucking dumb Reddit retard

gta 4 came out 5 years before it

do not appreciate the zoomer flavour of this particular thread at the moment

was addicted to benzos for 3 years
will die if i withdraw again
so no

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em.... basically this?

you must be 12

(to the tune of the 1960s hanna-barbera scooby-doo t.v. show theme song)
willy willy poo, where are you
we've got some poo to nigg. now
--a /brit/ original song by bruce

Any of you guys like MK Ultra?: m.youtube.com/watch?v=pKDABrZ418c

I think he only has 2 good songs. This is one of them.

need a black british lad to rail me

holy shit her nipples are practically invisible

Musk deserves to be shot

>durrr muh withdrawals doiiiiiiigh IM A WETAWDDD

ahjaj no such thing idiot just never stop gettin highhhhhhh.... hell yes! woooo hehe

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t. paedo

>MK Ultra
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra

mammia mia
bello de nonna tua
ven'acca'!!!

cringe

the australian phenotype...

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lost the 'ginity think I might stop posting here now

youtube.com/watch?v=OJdo_O3yAPA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born-again_virgin
lol

Why can't modern rappers make more than 1 good song? Its like they put no effort at all into 90% of the stuff they put out then they have this brief moment where they actual demonstrate a bit of good song writing then they just go back to making trash.

BASED BASED BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=FkP3PmrNcJY

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MK ULTRA is real

youtube.com/watch?v=47ZUI1TMoaU

I unironically have a corporate banking job straight out of a good but not great uni with a 2:1. Don't even have to work in London.

You should have studied STEM, lads.