/cum/ canada-united states-mexico and friends

Are you retarded?

no, her cellphone number starts with +1 415, is this the area code?

should I erase it?

If I was chinese my name would be Wang DoodleFuFu

1 is the country code for the US
Mexico is 5

calgaryherald.com/cannabis/cannabis-business/coca-cola-is-eyeing-the-cannabis-market/wcm/342cac3f-35aa-47db-9cc9-5737027021a3
>weed drinks soon
so this is the future...

If my wife was chinese her name would be Ping PeePee

gonna buy popsicles and devour them

more like poopsicles xD

listen here you baboon, I have already tried to text her taking off the 1 and the 415 but apparently the number is still unavaliable

I want to get my dick wet and you guys are not helping

Keep both of them on

This kid needs to get laid

yeah nah nah nah yeah mate

if you want webms theres a /wsg/ thread up

had a revelation that smirnoff tastes like nail polish remover

thanks dude, love the show, rewatching on season 2 rn

why have you been drinking nail polish remover dunkinlad?

meant to add smells at the end

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>tfw no qt Aussie bf

chooma island 2 is by far my favorite, cant wait for 3

eh kinda i guess? but nail polish remover is acetone...

You're all losere lmao

I voted for trump

Outta touch, outta lovin'
The engines runnin' and I’m wasted at the reservoir
My lungs are killin' me, I didn’t even get high
Forget longevity, we’re just tryna get by
It isn’t apathy, I just don’t care if I die
My lungs are killin' me, I didn’t even get high

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youtu.be/p1a_4CN4onA

Need an Aussie with a cute accent to sooth me with his voice rn

Your life is SHIT, so much WORSE then MINE

Each day you get older

She's with me, she said to stop texting her. What can i say? I'M A SICK FUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK I LIKE MY DICK SUCKED

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Have you ever stalked someone irl /cum/?

Didn't mean to stalk, wanted to "accidently" meet it but tellung lies are difficult

No, got any tips?

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Don't do it, it ruined everything

youtu.be/BobgTmOJg7M

What happend?

youtube.com/watch?v=kbi2Ygx7jwc

This one's for the outcasts.

The NEETs, the virgins, the late transitioners, the shitposters, the chronic masturbators, the autists, the cucks, the pedophiles, the misogynists, the spammers, the racists, the hapas, the radical feminists, the furries, the tweakers jacking off at four am, the hideously ugly, the retarded, the bereaved, the scat fetishists, the gay men who hate hook ups, the jilted and recently divorced. This is for the homeless, the directionless, the loveless, the jobless.

This is for everybody who's ever hated everybody. This is for the people who can't imagine being alive in three years. This is for the folks who always felt alone. This is for those who will leave nothing behind.

I'm not here to tell you things will get better. I'm not here to tell you you have potential. I'm here to tell you that you matter.

Even though we never met, we all suffered. For many of us life was hell. We cried and we hid it. We were lonely and friendless in a world of lonely, friendless people, and we met nobody.

It's fucking sad. I really wish it wasn't like this. I wish people didn't have friends or enemies, and everybody was kind to everybody. I wish I changed and I wish all of you changed. I wish I found another person like myself and made them happy.

But I didn't. I won't. I've given up, like many of you have given up. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry because nobody deserves to suffer the way I suffered, and I couldn't save anyone. I barely tried.

You don't have to be funny, or smart, or cool, or attractive, or insightful. Suffering is enough. Everybody suffers so everybody is important. Don't spit on that and don't sneer. This is brotherhood between men and the grace of God. This is the noblest thing in the universe.

I accept all of you. I love all of you.

Thank you for living. I'm glad you were here with me.

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Got caught, didn't make up a story

More specificly told her that I read her facebook

TELL US MORE!! How did you get caught, how did she find out, and what was your mistake and how long have you been doing, and why did you do it. Sorry if it's too much

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Need an Aussie gf in my life

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i tried to find out on what classroom a girl I liked had classes and apparently one of her friends said I was stalking her

Started playing New Vegas, and good lord is it amazing. I can't believe I cucked my self with Fallout 3

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Did it once, and I did it because I missed talking to her and seeing her, this is therapeutic because I never told anyone

New Vegas is fun the first time and gets boring on subsequent playthroughs

Are you?

I tried talking with her but she rejected me

i dont even know what i did wrong

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I will never get a black gf
My dick is way to small for a black woman :(
i might as well kill myself

Why didn't you just tell her you wanted to hang out with her?
First time playing and my god I LOVE it

>take out my recyling
>recycling bin is full of trash bags filled with stuff that is definitely trash
fuck these people are dumb niggers

She always said no

Trash = recycling

Find out who it is and shame them in public. Maybe it's just lazy kids I dunno

Goodnight to anyone who gives a shit

goodnight

What did she say?
Stay strong

Do I recycle? Do I look queer to you? HA fags and their muh earth

>little itty bitty white boi thinks he candle a BLACK QWEEN
HAHAHAHA there gonna laugh!
Why? Bad history?

Night, user..

nah its my landlord and whoever all the fuck lives with him up there

what can I do?
Do i just have to deal with the fact I can never be happy because I was born with a body that can't please a black woman?
I hate my life

Just talk to a black girl jeez

I agree with leaf

there aren't any where I live :(
I want an American gf!

Are you tall, blonde, blue eyed? If so they will lust for you. Black bois wouldn't be albe to compete. I'm not memeing either.

i'm blond but I'm a manlet
I wish I could go to America but I'm too scared
I want to find one here but don't know how

Anyone else getting a connection error?

Yeah, why is that?

It’s your Adblock

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Dunno

I've had adblock on for years. Why is it suddenly fucking up now?

Not to sound like a Jow Forums tard. But why not just get a refugee? Or are the numbers blown out of proportion?

There’s a link to the qa in previous thread

most of them are men
i don't think I've ever seen a black female refugee
and I like African Americans more because I like America

I just got in black queens recently

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Pretty sure if you tell them your from Germany and blonde they will fight for you. Doesn't matter if your a manlet

Yum yummm chocolate

she is not dark enough for me. Is she from South America?
i like darker more african looking women

why do you think that? Germans are very white and boring
And many slave owners were German Americans...

You wouldn't be surprised the number of black women who are into slave play. Then again that goes for everybody. If you teach you duagther to not date black men, shes going to be WAY more interested in them now. Same goes for black women, they hate white men but secretly want one. Plus Germany isn't boring, just mention your grandpa was in the SS

>i like darker more african looking women

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I don't know. Apparently, she is from Texas

Future looks bleak.

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true

thank you this made me feel a little better
although the slave roleplay thing seems very unlikely to me and I could never do it!
I can totally understand if a black woman or her family hate white people too!
if they could just make one exception it would be so great

for all the bitching that people do about reddit trump supporters I thought that their board was huge. for it to be smaller than a board call youtubehaiku im just left confused

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What type of black girl do you want?

educated would be good but still black and not an oreo
and I like dominant women
similar to Bill Burrs wife if you know her

>got my PAL card back when the quarry guys found my wallet in a gravel pile
>still invalid but can use it to buy ammo since most places just look at the card
>expires next year
what ammo should i stalk up on?

Based, I want her to look like a oreo cookie. Light skins aren't my type. The thought of my pale skin making contact with her black delicious chocolate skin, while I kiss her thick lips and touch her black silky skin. And those white bright eyes, with amazing brown pupils starting back at me. I'm getting a bit hot here lads. How can wh*Te """women""" compete?

oh no

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no i meant as in black on the outside but a white personality
the darker the skin the better.
i understand what you said, I feel exactly the same!