Now that "shart in mart" is officially a failed meme, what is your favorite thing about the United States of America?

>Now that "shart in mart" is officially a failed meme
People shitting themselves in Wallmart is hilarious, though. It's poo humour at it's most base state.
I wish we had oversized department store chains with obscene people shitting themselves in them down here. At worst we have 24 hour Kmart stores in some locations, which attract the occasional junkie buying 20 dollars worth of lollies at 2am. That's not really all that funny, it's just something junkies do.

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Mysterious.

If only I got to see Palau or Vanuatu

"Shart in mart" is a symbol of America, for you to say that it is a failed meme is to say that USA is a failed state.

>is to say that USA is a failed state
It kind of is, to be honest with you senpai.

I'm not denying that, but the way OP worded his post is deceptive.

Didn't Jow Forums want to invade your country?

>meme

The U.S. puts olestra as a fat substitute in their most popular chip brands (Lays, Doritos, Pringles). Its use has been banned in and and the EU because it causes loose stool and anal leakage (sharts).
It's not a meme

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*banned in Canada and the EU

pol wants jews to invade their anus

Amerimutt

It's not a meme it's reality, faggot

I've seen them all friend, even Sealand

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its not a meme you dip

AMERICA FACTS:

SHART in the MART
BE American get SHOT
DOESN'T celebrate Easter
Morbidly OBESE
ALLERGIC to tea
SHOES in FREEZER (why?)
56% white (and dropping!)
Mexican will be OFFICIAL language in 2050
DRUMPF? My President? I think not!
Best ally status: ISRAEL
Civil War 2 status: INEVITABLE
Can't speak English

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This is like some schizo word salad

its godly blessings :D

Anything from the 90s

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