Culture Pals - /cp/

YEAH DELETE IT

Why no pals here?

Are you fucking retarded?
The last thread only had 5 replies before it got deleted. The thread you're talking about wasn't even deleted

yet this general has been an almost constant on Jow Forums since 2013. its board culture at this point

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I'm thinking of changing my flag to a more developed country like Luxembourg or Liechtenstein or some shit to see if that gets me more messages. Should I?

it will get you a lot more messages. Sure, do it. But remember how the german guy who lied about his country fucked up

>german guy
What happened to him? Did his qt want to visit but then she found out about the lie and left?

he wanted to send a postcard to the qt

Fugg I'll keep that in mind. How do I spin this around though? I may get messages from qts asking me about the language or country and shit and if I fuck up they'll know. I speak passable French and Dutch. Should I change to something like Belgium?

SEETHING

Put Switzerland

qt ghosting me ;-;

Ghost her back

Is Janners reign of terror over?

Yea what the other user said is correct.
You got to be careful with that. I got out of it for some time, because I said that I'm extremely busy and that I would rather spend my time with texting her directly.

What's the big deal? Just select some "interesting" country and have a good profile, if you're a nice fellow nobody will bat an eye if you just say that you're from Eastern Europe and that you felt most people weren't looking for that.

Changed my current country to Belgium to see if a west euro flag gets me more views.

Of all the potential countries you pick Belgium?

You gotta go all in baby

Belgium is a non-country but I kinda like it.

what on fucking earth
what does this mean?

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>Belgium
>country
Typical dumb gyppo

how do I get rid of those man tits? any specific exercises I should be doing?

Do you have gyno or manboobs?

The new jannyfag doesn't care about board culture, that much is clear now

It's why he's on a 24/7 rampage deleting generals and int-related threads within seconds of them being made

Everyone needs to get on qa/feedback and make their voice heard

Swiss user here. The "Swiss" guy in the last thread wasn't me. My hapa e-gf and me still have a good relationship and she'll come here in 1-2 weeks.

This

calorie cut
unless you actually have gyno in which case the only way to fix it is surgery
if you have peperoni nips and/or hard lumps then you got the gynos

not like its sagging when I stand up but its not completely flat, I do some exercises like pushups and stuff so there might be a little muscle there

How do I use the Greasemonkey script? I have it installed; what else do I need?

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Real Swiss user here. This dumb larper needs to off himself. I can post my passport here. I broke up with my hapa e-gf already, I am going to a gayclub tonight.

>what else do I need?
A brain lmao

I'm talking to her right now you idiot.

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calorie cut
you cant spot reduce you either have to lose the weight from everywhere or its gyno

Do not believe him. I blocked her and kicked her out. That wasn't her username.

Swiss user here. I matched with some cute boys from Tinder. Should I fuck?

all this cringe drama with the swiss fags

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Dude everyone knows that my username is "NewAge" and that ER is my profile pic. It's over and I don't have a interpals account anymore for you to harass, so what now?

It started suspiciously at the same time when the site went down. Something fishy is going on I can feel it and I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Trust no one.

Why ar u homo is peenis pretier than vagina?

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For me the big issue isn't longterm though, my dreamgirl streams on Twitch and she's not a donation whore by any means, but sometimes she misses streams to take extra shifts at her job and sometimes jokes "anyone out there feel like paying my rent for the next few months?" She only has 30-50 viewers and those comments are meant completely in jest, but it's always been my dream to be able to say "sure!" and she gets the donation notification and reads "agreeablebit has just tipped 10 thousand dollars?!" "oh my god I wasn't being serious, oh please you didn't have to.." and just breaks down crying as I tell her don't worry about it, it's not a lot of money to me but I know how much this can help you, you should be doing this a career and if this helps you devote yourself full time it's money well spent.

And I don't become pushy or feel demanding of her time after that, but I do try to initiate some conversations over skype, and our sense of humor just clicks and she notices the guitar in the background and asks if I play and I brush it off, and she's all "oh please, serenade me!" and does the joking puppy dog eyes thing and I sigh all right, and pick it up and while I could play super advanced classical guitar concertos that would be trying to hard, and I instead do a silly laid back improvised classic disney medley with fun jazz elements, and she ends up singing along, and I adjust my playing to compliment her voice and own phrasing with the subtle subtext that I would be as responsive to her as a lover..... and we end up agreeing to meet and well...a gentleman never...

But that will never fucking happen if this fucking bear market never ends, what the fucking hell??!?!?!

0/10

tldr

Yeah, you changed your profile picture and username to mine because you're a pathetic larping faggot. I don't talk to that nasty crazy hapa bitch anymore. I can post my passport.

post passport

0/10 what? not bait I'm just lonely

My nips are practically eraserheads
I've been making good progress on cutting down my manboobs, but that doesn't change the fact I need to either wear very loose clothes or shirts like half an inch thick to not show off my nips

boring pasta from Jow Forums fren

fucking rat

would've been less obvious had you omitted the final line. maybe next time.

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How do I get a slav gf? Which slav countries are the most wholesome? Are Slav girls really whores?

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You're retarded off yourself

New hobby; talk to Egyptian or Algerian girls, then explain prostate massage to them

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>explain prostate massage to them
post results

Why are you such a psycho, Kaneshiro? Fucking nonce.

Just hide swiss flag. They're contribute nothing

Rent a post office box in the country you chose and literally travel there if you get mail from her (they do email notifications in Australia)

I did this because I didn't want to give my home address to strangers

Talking to girls on interpals for the purpose of flirting and getting nudes from them is like an emotional/cyber version of when a woman sleeps around to improve her self worth but it only makes her feel worse

This 100%. You either meet them or gf them

r u gay

>I did this because I didn't want to give my home address to strangers
how often do you receive stuff from strangers that you had to do that??

this is what I did when I wrote to random prisoners

The fuck?
I just finished watching a video about a belgian guy that kidnapped kids and now that he's in prison, he gets letters from underage girls.
Wtf is wrong with the world?

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>How do I get a slav gf?
Have money or give them citizenship
>Which slav countries are the most wholesome?
Probably the wealthier ones, they have less incentive to abuse you
>Are Slav girls really whores?
Russians and Ukrainians, yes. Stay away from the poor ones at least

What he saidt. I have a Czech gf

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Only one girl so far. But when your QT wants to write you but you don't want to risk her coming to her house and cutting your balls of if it doesn't work out, a little money is a small price to pay.

>randomly deletes posts that have to do with women
Watch out guys
That's rude

>women
Testing, come at me janny you fuck

The point of the website is to make PENPALS. Like someone you write a snail mail or a letter.
If some people use it to date then it's not our problem.
It's like wanting to BAN KNIVES BECAUSE PEOPLE STAB OTHER PEOPLE.
SO WHAT? ITS NOT OUR FAULT

>he does it for free
You can suck this big cock, janny. You're a weeb loser, pathetic piece of human garbage, who spends all fucking day moderating a cartoon board. Why don't you go back to law school like your mom tells you? You dick-muncher, baby-faced motherfucker, son of a truck full of whores, white knight, waste of space fucking janny.

Hi I'm new
Is this actually a dating website or are you losers jus using it as one?
Either way, what're those scripts for?
Thanks.

>that American
cringe

It's a pseudo-dating site and that's pretty much how everyone uses the site though there are some that actually use it as it's original purpose of being a penpal site.
The scripts view profiles automatically so you don't have.

It's a dating site disguised as a culture site disguised as a language site disguised as a dating site

best solution is avoid talking to potential testicle cutters.

Very based advise

Aight

*dabs*
sure is dead here

Why arent you asleep fellow burger

Because it's only 11:47 right now and I don't have anything to do tomorrow so I was staying up later

>11
Proxy? Even alaska is not that early

>Amerigoblin reading comprehension

exposed lol