/brit/

>yhandi is such a cringey name

bluepilled

I'll have a culturally Christian, ex-professional bakeress wife as of May next year

can smell your crusty cum socks from here

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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*slides in and out of /brit/'s dimension*

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how do you manage to greentext and still reply to the wrong post
you realise you can just highlight the text and click on the post number

whats your excuse lads

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It's not over for crypto but people larp like they're making money from dead market.

Based Fush n Chups
Mongrels
Maoris
Earthquakes
Massive fan all all this

hope that one day i'll be as good of an interviewer as the great ethan klein

was going to buy bitcoin in may last year but the site I was going to use asked me for a picture of my drivers license and I thought nah not having that

i'm beached ez bru

is this for a dnd campaign or something?

Hard larp or some faggot youtuber

Can't wait for yahammed

>anpr camera outside morrisons
>u-turn and go to sainsburys
fuck fuck fuck, hope they didn't get me

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I like all those too
want to be mates?

*shags your mum*
lmaoooo

no it's art for art's sake

my name is sarah

kidding about the earthquakes
just being edgy
we love you lads

*farts for fart's sake*

Lol that's standard you bell

I'll tell you about punk rock: punk rock is a word used by dillitantes... and ah... and ah... heartless manipulators about music... that takes up the energies and the bodies and the hearts and the souls and the time and the minds of young men who give what they have to it... and give everything they have to it... and it's a... it's a term that's based on contempt, it's a term that's based on fashion, style, elitism, satanism and everything that's rotten about rock'n'roll.
I don't know Johnny Rotten but... but I'm sure... I'm sure he puts as much blood and sweat into what he does as Sigmund Freud did.
You see, what... what sounds to you like a big load of trashy old noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius, myself.
And that music is so powerful that it's quite beyond my control and ah... when I'm in the grips of it I don't feel pleasure and I don't feel pain, either physically or emotionally.
Do you understand what I'm talking about?
Have you ever felt like that?
When you just... when you just... you couldn't feel anything and you didn't want to either.
You know?
Like that?
Do you understand what I'm saying, sir?

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Alri Emma.

imagine missing out on thousands+ bc u couldn't be bothered to scan your driving license lmao

I bought btc in 2011 and did well obviously but not well enough. I also bought ETH at like 13usd but sold way too soon on a whim.

I'm still pissed I wasn't a little older because I'd have probably done more within the community.

TV license too?

So
Too much admin, couldn't be arsed

In December last year I was literally blowing through 20k a time leverage trading on Bitmex like it wasn't real money

Gambling basically

Might buy some Nvidia stock.

yo listen up here's a story about a little nigger that lives in a poo world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just poo

Why?

when Attenborough crokes the BBC licence will be worthless. Patrick Moore is gone already
youtube.com/watch?v=IFACrIx5SZ0

AMD’s market share seems to be shrinking.

almost caused a car crash yesterday

the scene plays in my mind again and again

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I adore this man

im poo dab and pee dab and pee dab and pee dab and pee
im poo dab and pee dab and pee dab and pee dab and pee

>I'm an actress
yeah in some old dude's bed
fuck outta here

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Cracking post.

Bit gay

What else are you in broheem

dangerous idiot

actress lmfao
what the fuck is your major malfunction

>he's here

Ah, I've updated it a bit since then.

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o ya yer a real talent
gonna put you in all the movies
*unzips dick*

Me? Largely unemployable

>discreet shipping offered
It’ll be here Friday lads.

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me? unemployably large (willy)

For me, it's making a girl suck my toes

ummm.... get me a gf??????

same
got thrown out my last job cuz it's dangerous to let coke-can dick niggas run the lathe

oxford is northern
liverpool is not northern
york/yorkshire is not northern
manchester is half northern

Hit the north

Me? Northwestern.

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completely forgot to use deodorant this morning

manchester (largely northern)

The North will rise again

Oxford is in the eastern edge of the Cotswolds isn’t it? How is it northern?

please be a girl

Post your haplos

because it's deprived and shitty

>York is not northern but Oxford is

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I use it and still sweat like a dog

>the Queen will never recognise you as an ex colony

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oh x

i was playing the new cod last night but i cant anymore

well I actually am but not only girls use deodorant lol

nice proxy

Obviously a joke
Idiot

your flag looks like a super mario block lol

looks better x

it's not about the sweat but the smell tbf

why is there a port to an inhospitable island

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alright lads let's get me laid haha

I thought all Mario blocks were brown and yellow correct me if I'm wrong

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can't tell if I fucked up their relationship or she did

ordered a food again
this time of the thai variety

Should I hand in my notice out of the blue right now at toil? Been here 4 years. I've nothing lined up just sick of office wage cuckery.

It's just a small fishing settlement.

post view from window

One of the first Jow Forums rares was Namibia. Turned out to be a German. Are you a Kraut?

is this guy still going on about how he snaked his mates gf

>I've nothing lined up
no

Shut up Sony drone

slightly hospital

been sleepwalking again lads
woke up with my knob out in the giraffe enclosure at dudley zoo