Tfw my parents named me Jihad

>tfw my parents named me Jihad
JIHAD

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Legally change your name to Jizzhard.

kek

we still have a sizable navy so you can try.

Post birth certificate

soon brother

>be born
>be named Jihadъ
>cops pull you over for speeding
>you show your license
>they piss their pants and let you go cause they are not trained enough to fight with islamic terrorists, and even if they would, they'd still let you go because the govt need terrorists to justify their own oppressive actions

Do even Muslims make fun of you for that?

My brothers knows a guy called Jihad, it seems he is a funny guy so he takes it with humor everytime he is stopped by border control (he flies a lot)

Probably. Imagine if a westerner was named something that edgy.

Deusvult99 Fernández

ayy lmao

That's fucking based

I'll name my daughter Holly Crusade

Crusader Gonzales Jackson Jr. Walmart greeter from Byram, Mississippi.

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She'll be called Chloe Cocksleeve in her first porno shoot.

Never speak to me or to Crusade ever again

Pretty fucking based if you ask me.

To be fair, ''Jihad'' just means making an effort for the sake of god, so it's more like a kid called Faith or Prayer

kek

That's so unbelievably trashy.

So, just unitedstan tier?

>Nevaeh
Why do burgers do this

do not be ashamed my BROTHER
your name is strong and supports the greater cause
inshALLAH

>tfw Sven Svensson

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Would be utterly ebin if you also used paternal middle names like we do, e.g. Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov, although that last name is paternal anyway

>tfw François and my last name is written almost the same as the city I live in
It's like my parents did it on purpose

Sometimes middle names here are given after our parents but luckily, my middle name is not Sven.

> they don't know about Jesucristo Hitler Paracelso Zeppelin, from Colombia

>parents named me Alexander
>in the Serbian spelling "Aleksandar"

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Ebin

Are you a serb?

what's wrong? that's a cool name.

we have a lot of jihads in israel surprisingly, a professor in my CS department is named Jihad

Only half, it makes me stick out like a sore thumb because I have a mega slavic surname aswell.

The absoloute state of middle easterners

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Just write it as alex on all unoffical documents, That's what my croatian friend does From Tomislav to Tom.

It's also a unisex name apperantly

why are muslims poor at naming and making variation? everyone I see is named like Muhammed and Mohamed, such a boring name.

>morocco
nvm, im drunk

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cringe

G.had what ?

I think they have started to diversify their names a bit. The age of Mohamed, Hassan and Fatima are over, since they are embarassing names even for them now.

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t. aleksandar ivanović

lol are you that guy from /ex-yu/

Don't feel ashamed, but also simultaneously never come to the USA, France, the UK, or Spain. We have sore spots, you see.

MENA is basically one big region anyway, but you should really know your fellow oilniggers

made me laugh out loud

That's like being called João Templário

Have you ever been on an airplane?

why don't you francize your name to "Alexandre" ?