Tfw my parents named me Jihad

>tfw my parents named me Jihad
JIHAD

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Legally change your name to Jizzhard.

kek

we still have a sizable navy so you can try.

Post birth certificate

soon brother

>be born
>be named Jihadъ
>cops pull you over for speeding
>you show your license
>they piss their pants and let you go cause they are not trained enough to fight with islamic terrorists, and even if they would, they'd still let you go because the govt need terrorists to justify their own oppressive actions

Do even Muslims make fun of you for that?

My brothers knows a guy called Jihad, it seems he is a funny guy so he takes it with humor everytime he is stopped by border control (he flies a lot)

Probably. Imagine if a westerner was named something that edgy.