Pile of contaminated strawberries

Local banter.

Who had the time to put them all in there?

Chinese people, they are salve robots

Some disgruntled farmer that thinks he isn't getting enough handouts. Or a bunch of immigrant workers.

Reminds me of kids who bite into Halloween candy with razor blades and nails in them.

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>“Strawberry farmers say their banks have already been on the phone to them,” Ms Palaszczuk said. “I urge those banks to act responsibly and with compassion.”
Wew, because that's what the banks are known for, compassion. Looks like there are going to be some skint farmers this harvest.

There's no recorded instance of that ever actually happening

Remember those people who were going around rigging parks with razor blades on the swings and shit then posting photos on /b/. There's always some edgy fuckers out there willing to do this sort of shit for attention.

t. Hersheys rep.

>Ms Palaszczuk said
szczrzch

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everyone in /b/ is going to hell, if that thought comforts you

>Exporters have been told they must prove their fruit has been cleared through a metal detector or x-ray machine before the federal Department of Agriculture will issue a permit

Lachlan is fucking going around sticking tiny needles into EVERY SINGLE STRAWBERRY IN AUSTRALIA

How can one man be this autistic?

FUCK Australians.

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Trust a Pole, pay the toll.

>fruit needs to pass through metal detectors
All they need is armed security and we'd be at American inner city schools level. Godspeed, Lockie, you mad cunt.

>Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk announced a $1 million fund to help Queensland farmers struggling with the strawberry needle crisis. She said the money would be used to promote Queensland strawberries, to investigate how to improve traceability and integrity in the supply chain and to help growers for the remainder of this season.

Yeah after trying to kill dozens of people what they really needs is more handouts. Worthless skank.

bhg.com.au/strawberry-sewing-needle-crisis

Why would they though? They're only damaging their own livelihood. Seems more like something else intentionally did it to damage the industry.

could've easily been some guy who just put them inside in the shop

Queenslanders are dumb as bricks.

You should stop roleplaying as them when you type your retarded posts then.

Angry slaves
abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-11-01/exploitation-or-slavery-of-tongans-malaysians-in-horticulture/9102676

Generations of inbreeding, copious amounts of ice. This is Queensland we're talking about after all.

It's happened once with poison. The guy that did it got executed.

Was it a few strawberries or what? I'm not following here.

Dozens with more being found every day.

Do you guys have death penalty?

No. If whoever's doing it is caught they'll probably get community service.

Nah.
>Queensland abolished the death penalty in 1922. Tasmania did the same in 1968, the federal government abolished the death penalty in 1973, with application also in the Australian Capital Territory and the Northern Territory. Victoria did so in 1975, South Australia in 1976, and Western Australia in 1984. New South Wales abolished the death penalty for murder in 1955, and for all crimes in 1985. In 2010, the federal government passed legislation prohibiting the re-establishment of capital punishment by any state or territory.[1] Neither the Commonwealth nor any of the states will extradite or deport a prisoner to another jurisdiction if they will face the death penalty, and police co-operation with other countries which have the death penalty has been questioned.

Shouldn't you be getting some sleep? Early rise to spike those bananas.

What's your favourite fruit?

>But many fear the damage to the reputation of Australian-grown strawberries has been done.
I have no idea how you guys can solve this without recurring to medieval ways.

#bringbackthebull

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They could face ten years in jail for malicious tampering with food products.

Your little sister's vulva. Squeezes like a plump, juices like a nectarine.

It has happened but it's incredibly rare.

snopes.com/fact-check/pins-and-needles/

But why??? Why strawberries????! They're the nicest, seeing them tossed aside like that breaks my heart
Can't they just wave metal detectors over them instead? We must save them

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fucking SCPs

Righto Lachlan.

Those strawberries will be lost in our memories... like tears in the rain...

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I fucking hate aussies.

Dumb Queenslander.

IM SAD.
what a waste of good stawbs

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we should kill all australians and save sweet strawberries from destruction

What a seether you are, was the nurse a queenslander?

New sort of jihad?
We literally destroy all the imported food with dozers, mate.

it was my idea