You're an cunt

You're an cunt
Is your pee pee straight or crooked?

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Crooked to the left

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Straight but apparently girls like crooked better

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It looks up and to the left when erect

also crooked to the left here

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Same here

Same
It's also way darker than the rest of my skin

Crooked left and up

Not sure to know what that means
Perhaps you could provide examples Use imgur maybe?

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burger
right

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Are you left handed?

Lol
He asked to see everyone’s dicks but the Americans. Wonder if he filters us.

Indeed, i mean what could possibly be wrong with American dicks?

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Same lol

Straight but only 15cm
I want to die

Crooked to the left AND only 15 cm.
Please kill me.

circumcised knobs are a bit grotesque

Straight, i wish it curved up

No bully pls. It wasn’t a choice

it leans almost in 45 degrees to the left

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it points straight up
i once put my school bag full of books on it in gymnasium changing area trying to impress a thot
yeah, she touched it and gave in to the pressure from her friends and sucked it but only for a few seconds

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What the fuck why do so many of us have crooked dicks? Is it because we jack off to much??

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Because the male genitalia has these 'ropes' that hold it straight. And when one of the ropes or several ropes breaks it changes direction

Straight as a thick rod
Nope
t.big time fapper

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curved up