/brit/

Should I get the beef and tzatziki schwarma or the beef, humus and tahini schwarma?

ludford has smashed more fanny than you lot ever will

he'd probably have been euthanized had he done this back in Norway

wish i was enough of a madlad to do things like that desu

The state of this poomunity

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>I want to fuck an indian woman
same

I'LL MORRDER THE PAIR A' YAS

Three piece in a bag, Kentucky
ST and Banks went live so I got round instantly with the brucky
Them boy try run, let off two from the drum
But they never caught none, they're lucky
Press on hammers, I ain't got no manners, his baby mum gave me ucky
I swear that Anti got chinged
Gwopz, ST, AD, and Tugz and both of them pussyhole twins
Lightskin made Young Teewhiz swim
Opp block settings, on violent things
I'm going equipped, peds and whips, hand on hips
If Jeezy tripped then he would've been pissed
If Jeezy tripped than he would've got dipped
Creepz try draw me out when I was locked in jail, is he fucking dumb?
How can his bredrin shoot up his yard and nearly murder his mum?
That happened a few months back, and what has he fucking done?
He's wearing General's trackie in "Trap Goes Dead", he's a fucking bum

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youtube.com/watch?v=MN3x-kAbgFU

looks like that roastie just got toastie

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Because they don't declare it.

Through most of the Middle and Late Medieval Period, Scottish kings would pay homage to the English kings and recognize the English King as his liege-lord.

Similarly, there were times when the English king would recognize the French king as his own liege lord, but that was a bit different, because it was required if he wanted to keep his French lands

Wales is different because it was never an independent kingdom like Scotland, and it’s technically part of England

Actually once we get past the Medeival period, the Scottish aristocracy is English in all but name. It was the English who wanted to kick them out, but the Scottish actually revolted to stay united

My mamaji always said life is like a starry night sky . Sometimes there are so many stars you can't count them, while other times you can't see anything other tham pole star

is the canadian banned yet?

This is what I said to him later outside at lunch. He's a fucking immigrant that comes here and disrespects us and thinks it's a free for all

see

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FOU

No

Really care about a lot this

Got two job rejections in the same day lmao

parcel isn't happening lads
asked mummy to pick it up, but she and my sister had an apparent falling out and she won't talk to her
texted my sister and she said to knock on the door loudly. I knocked until the next door down came outside to check what the fuck was going on, but she didn't answer.
what do I do

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LOVE ME LOVE ME
SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME

anime

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do a 'cide

Could have been three

haven't played a vidya in so long

Pizza Hut, Dominoes, Papa Johns or the local Turk shop?

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what's wrong

FOYN

Why does that one poster keep posting frogs and cringe shit about his mummy? It's never been funny just stop you autistic freak

Papas

You know what’s funny, there this is considered top tier Yank cuisine, but here that’s considered gutter slop

looks fun youtube.com/watch?v=N6I92p8ZH0k

What did you order?

you brits have such a strange vocabulary

support your local businesses mate

Dominos*

two posts lad
original and an update
bet lachlan doesn't get this kind of flack

Fleshlight

The rope snapped.

I'd chuck my spear in her kraal if you know what I'm getting at

shut up dave

yeah its great, there were only 23 reported sexual assaults this year much lower than normal

the new gim' :

fUCK
oFF
bOY
mOLESTER

why does dominos overlap the pepperoni

>those chebs in the thumbnail
looks fun indeed

is Will McClaughlin in?

honestly looks terrifying

Its called english

what kind of sexual reports were reported there? i want to see each case please.

do cow worshippers like black girls?

lotta loyalty for £19.99 per pizza

Just cooked some bacon

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wish you all the best in all your future endeavours

Just suffered an exotic spresm

The 'oneitis

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Looks like bark

inb4 brits shriek about their floppy """bacon"""

burned it you idiot

Shut up slut

all 17 stone of her

FWIW I do
but I'm not a Hindu though

More to love

Thumbnail looks like some old leather gloves that somebody dug up

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>floppy bacon
Bacon you mean

the mum just sent me this

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grow up you spastic, he’s right
skilled immigrants should be valued because they can provide a neutral measured perspective of the culture and people (like he did)

lmao jay from inbetweeners doing ladbrokes adverts

ps4 games arent cheap

Your dad in drag

just invented a hand sign for gangweeders

>tee hee im gonna try to make u mad btw
*smashes your head against the concrete*

Yeah you'd know all about foreigner people waltzing in taking over, don't you Leo Mohhamed Varadkar

do you wanna show her where the fucking iron is

>i am atheist

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lmao labrinth and sia doing samsung adverts

youtube.com/watch?v=ZCOSPtyZAPA

^ spastic nonce

Decided to go with the bacon, feta and (((guacamole))) pizza, lads.

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>top tier yank cuisine
no such thing

the world NEEDS another Economist reader

that's not what I said though haha x

He’s eyeballing my bacon.

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Hahahahaha how old is this guy?

i listen to the podcast

can smell him from here

schnauzers are stupid as shit

good lad
recommend you add some honey to it