I've grown so sexually frustrated it's turning me insane...

odi u austriju na dan, bus nije tako skup, i jebi preko vikenda u bordelu

redlights.be/escort-antwerpen.html

No I'm also a poorfag
But you're probably right about being low test

move away from the border ahmed

wew lad time to move

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kinky.nl

Nice, 1 cent per hour.

kinky.nl/stellen/prive-ontvangst/meulebeke/554339-kinkink

how much do you get paid on average in nl

I fucking hate this retarded country. We need to legalize this shit NOW

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>this is illegal here

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Might as well be your sister Geczy

youre not from the christian part of bosnia are you?

just jerk off you whiny fuck

Can't you find a prostitution website for Bosnia?

Is it better to go in person to red light district?

5 times a day at least and it doesn't help the slightest, I crave human intimacy, smells, touches, noises, I just want to suck on a pair of toes

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Just masturbate. Lol

I feel you man. Don't worry, everyone is unique in its own way my friend. If you want to bang a hooker, ask some random stranger in your city if he knows where to find hookers. If you feel uncomfortable doing this, try wandering at night in your city and hunt down hooker spots.

That's cheaper but escort is way better, a lot of choice and they're often students just trying to make an extra buck instead of middle aged women who have fucked 5000 men.

how much money do you have? For a hooker
I don't know any sites for hookers in bosnia but for example sexwork.net/girls/ has a bunch of girls in Finland and in some other European countries.

Absolutely not. Those are the worst kinds of prostitues desu. Usuallly slavs who offer terrible services because they have no return clients anyway.
They can be cheaper, because you can get some shitty sex with restrictions for 50 euro.

But it's better to get a real escort for 75 to 130 euro per hour. And then get some proper treatment, with a normal human being and being able to do whatever you want.

The red light district is literally the bottom of the barrel.
You also won't find any Dutch girls there, because they are all in private clubs.

In Finland its 200-220 euro per hour for top tier Slav girls

Money isn't a problem, I just have no clue where to find one and no friends to ask and refuse to ask my father for help

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Well, book a flight to Finland, get yourself an in touch with a hooker you like on sexwork.net/girls/ and fuck her

How can you be certain the girl is really like on the pictures shown though?

So you have money, you're just a little bitch?

imaš u novinama one oglase za "masažu"

This is what I'm afraid of
What if I am catfished? At least if I go in person, I won't be fooled.

>implying lack of sex is the crippling part of inceldom
>implying it isn't the lack of emotional connection
pussy lmao

Why would it not be?

just tell her to fuck off or smth

I appreciate your kindness finnbro

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On the websites at least the Belgian one you can look for verified ones, not sure how that works but I guess they're checked someone if they're real.

Take a trip if you have the money. Otherwise take the effort to look

I was born without a left nut and I'm sure women would laugh at my balls

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I never heard of someone being catfished by an escort desu.
And you pay them when they arrive. So if it's somebody else you could simply not pay them. What would be the point?

Hope you find some hole to empty your loads in. Have you considered getting a realdoll?

Is this true spanishbro? Does it affect your life?

Just go to an urolgist and ask to put a prothesis

a nice ceramic nut to slam against some chick

No ya dingus you don't understand
I need a literal prostitute
And not only that but one that offers unconventional services

Iktf.
Masturbation is not helping anymore.
Im so fucking desperate.
I cannot go to work unless i masturbate twice, thats the only thing stopping me from walking around with a huge erection all day

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almost all of them offer unconventional services for a little bit of extra money

Easy. Let's say you live in a building and they come to your place but don't look as advertised. You refuse to pay, they make a hysterical drama out of it, all your neighbors get out and you either have to just give her the money so she can fuck off or you have to deal with calling the police while all your neighbors look at you in disgust.
Just a scenario.

I have one, my mother insisted that I get one when I was about 15. At the time I wanted it but now I kinda regret it I don't know why. It's fun to move it around in the shower at least, and it doesn't hurt.
And yeah I would say so. I grew up thinking that all little boys had just one ball and when I found out I was supposed to have two I was really sad for a while. Still the reason for my insecurity around women, I think. I'm literally sexually inferior to other men

It's not ceramic you tard

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so go to a brothel abroad, like in austria
if you have money that is
if not try looking on the net, there are whores everywhere

a golden nut

Unless you go to a hotel (which costs extra) or to an incall.

>Dutch people leaving their houses
lmao

This is my nightmare

EXTREMELY grim scenario lad

I have like 100 houses in my street. And it always looks like its deserted.

I want to hire an escort, or perhaps go to a happy ending massage place. But I am afraid of sting operations, I don't have money for a good lawyer, I will go to prison. I would NOT survive in prison

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tell your friends to help... oh wait, you don't have any

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it really isn't that difficult

Why are you so mean?

Here its illegal for cops to provoke a crime.

Maybe in Europe, sure

I'm saving money for trip to Austria or Netherlands

Get tinder and be an asshole.
Message them some shit, they respond, then say "you coming over tonight/want to suck my d?" Etc.

Most will say no, the unashamed thots will say yes.

Wear a rubber.

because I'm evil. why are you so short?

That's basically my only problem, I'd probably be able to find a brothel but I'm afraid that I will end up a local object of ridicule for my demandments, the fact that someone would consider this picky doesn't make my thirst any less existent

Also my right nut developed faster than usual and I had a disproportionally large one for my age

>ridiculed
>by a whore
yeah no

only women? hahahahahaha

You will literally go to jail for it here lol

Technically its legal for cops to put down a car or a bike. Not lock it. And then wait for someone to steal it.

But its illegal to pretend to be doing something illegal like selling drugs or automatic weapons and then arrest the other guy.
Although the police could intervene in existing cases. If you for example extort someone or order something from a criminal.

Usually we dont have such things. But the Dutch police has people walking around as black pete. And people walking around as faggots. And if they get harassed by a foreigner they arrest him lol.

same here, i dont get why

The hookers are used to it. I mean, what could you possibly ask of them that would be so weird?

For example golden showers, GFE's, domination are all very common.

Religious fags

Here it's legal unless the whore has a pimp

is it weird to tell her not to talk
i dont want to talk with a prostitute

Same. Pimps are illegal. So in clubs whores just rent a room. Same as at the Red Light District. They cant have a boss.

There are also unwritten rules that if a whore is accompanied by someone else when she wants to hire a room then they will reject her request.

Hopefully so, as soon as tomorrow I'll search for a place and will probably end up being known as a footfag among prostitutes and get stares and laughs from literal whores that will tell anecdotes about me to other visitors

but foot fetish is very common

just look for a place thats far away from where you live if youre so worried

But it doesnt affect the client anyway.

Totally normal

You were seriously worried about a fucking foot fetish? That is basic. The whores probably like it since it isn't dirty or painful and they get extra money.

Rosszlanyok.hu

Aren't Bosnians 6'0 on average? Just go to Italy, Hungary, or some other country and pick up a sap women there.

I once tried to get a whore to hug me.

It didn't work. She didnt understand it. She sucked my dick instead.

Maybe ask other Bosnians on the internet? Maybe /ex-yu/?

>tfw I just cammed with my thai gf who has big titties

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>thai gf (male)

just get a gf for that

I'd be ready to pay great amounts of money for rather small services, I feel as if prostitutes here would consider that exploiting and mock you behind your back for it

Same. It's come to the point where I'm gonna install grindr and get by bp bred pretty soon

You don't get me, see I EXCLUSIVELY want things that involve feet, weirdly softcore, something they wouldn't even consider genuine work and find it funny, which is just off-putting to me

That's what I'm afraid of
In such instances I couldn't even get hard, especially bjs I hate them

>implying it's hard to get a woman

Just lower your standars mate. Ugly girls want to fuck too

Thinking about what other people might think is pointless.
You dont know what others think. You dont know what they will think. And in reality everyone is so self-absorbed that they dont even think about other people.