National People's Army edition
/brit/
I get by with a little help from my friends
>cheaper to get to europe than to london
why is it like this
audacious new
what is it in the Teuton's personality which compels him to dismantle white civilisation wherever he goes?
Hmmm. This poo is a bit more tricky than my last one. Requires a bit more push. The plops aren’t anywhere near as satisfying either. No mess though, so overall an acceptable poo. Bowels emptied with zero complications. Minimal smell, which IS an improvement since last time.
In conclusion, this poo was a 6.75/10. Not my best poo but a nice one.
I'm Scottish and I unironically wish English teams well in the CL.
Mainly because I only watch the premier league (MOTD) so it's nice to see friendly faces doing well.
Also I like seeing Bale do well for Real. Just like Gareth Bale.
Doing a watch lads
youtube.com
been reading a wiki articles about it for a bit now
good short doco too
youtu.be
Think this might be one of my favourite photos that I've taken
sue
What should I liaten to while sleep ing?
finally we're using reason to create children's shows
anime
now describe this one
Dunno where you clowns get this idea from that we are unironically arsed
>that thumbnail
surprised the title wasn't "Frozen Elsa Pregnant Spiderman Birthday Ice-Cream Surpise Party Peppa Pig"
thot
nice thigh
Makes you think doesn’t it
be nice
watching t'footy in me housecoat with a brew and biscuits
white genocide in south africa is not happening
but l*ftoids try to cover up the fact that white farmers (however few) are being murdered for racial and economic reasons by disingenuously saying that EVERYONE on the right is saying it's a genocide
pretty dishonest argument tbqhwyl. trying to skirt the actual truth
good lad
Modern Scots are just northerners. There hasn't been any actual Scottish people since the clearances.
The chad slags
The virgin anime
I’ve become so desensitised to porn that now I wank to videos of amateur girls grinding in nightclubs on youtube
yeah it does haha
lol
Absolutely dreadful day at toil
Reckon Toilstein is aiming for 5/5
font
Netflix and poo
Privatised railways, but no competition on the same route desu
Im scottish and i unironically
He used to be a bouncer as well
A bouncer
the final redpill is realising that it is rentberg, not toilberg, that is the chief evil of modern society
The one on the left has athletic warrior genes and will give you strong sons. The one on the right has cutsie hunchback midge genes and will give you weak faggot sissy sons.
Choose wisely white man. Don’t fall for Hebrew propaganda and date short fat women because they have plump arses, it’s all a plot to weaken the white genome.
me 2 except i was never into porn
not long now until the AI singularity hits
what?
>Im scottish and i unironically
>skirt
Bender
He was a bouncer in scotland
Toiled from home today. Sent a few emails this morning whilst watching TV, then had a wank followed by a bath in the afternoon. Got paid approximately £16 per hour whilst doing so.
toilberg is the first step towards becoming a rentberg
they're the same people
i used to really like those videos where a creep/rapist rubs his penis on a girl in a nightclub/public transport/crowd and she obviously realises it but doesnt resist and then after 5 minutes or something she starts reaching back and touching it
genuine non-staged videos of that are rare but i usually cum almost the instant she touches the cock with her finger
95108422
fuck off smelly brown rapist
pickle down rickenomics
>spurs
questionable post
Next time dadberg tells me to stop being NEET I'll give him examples of worse things I could've become
>toiling from home
so what anti-depressants you on lad?
there's seriously nothing on netflix even for normies
have no fucking clue what people watch on it
Pot noodle
woke up this morning and mum had left the entire kitchen sink filled with soapy water and HER dirty dishes: at least half a dozen mugs, some plates, bowls and assorted cutlery
after my breakfast I just rinsed my bowl, mug and spoon letting the water + detritus flow into the sink as it was
got home from work and the sink was STILL full and then mum went out, obviously expecting me to have to empty it to wash my plate / cutlery after dinner. Well I simply washed my things in the toilet sink once she left and then placed them on the drying rack in the kitchen so she can see, specifically, that the crockery which I have used as been cleaned and her passive aggression will not stop me but I will not clean up after her
its not the same everywhere
>when you can't get into a new book
nod a good feeling to be honest
thinking about packing in the toil until the new year and living off my savings
so fucking sick of it
Won't research further in this field
Well im scottish and unironically
smelly
brown
rapists
None, I'm not sure I follow your line of reasoning here
*keeps things ticking over in midfield*
im scottish (being ironic)
Has anyone in the history of the universe ever started a sentence with im english
>so user, can you explain this sudden 3-month gap in employment? i called your former toilberg and he says you quit on the spot?
>well n-no, it's just--
>it's not going to work out i'm afraid, off you trot. try not to dirty the carpet
do eyelashes even come in fucking red
I don't think I've seen that before but I haven't been looking too hard for non-black eyelashes
How do I find this?
Being a gamer isn't a hobby.
It's a lifestyle.
the final redpill is realising that all women should be arrested
WHY
has sex in the middle of the street during a gay pride parade
DO
puts gay propaganda all over TV
YOU
teaches homosexuality and anal to toddlers
CARE
spreads AIDS and causes a health epidemic
ABOUT
normalises child transgenderism and pedophilia
WHAT
sues Christian bakery
WE
passes law against “homophobic hate speech” to criminalise anyone who criticises them
DO
normalises deviant sexual acts like anal and hook-up culture
IN
puts gay propaganda in your kids school and in all forms of media
OUR
adopts young boy, rapes him
BEDROOM???
you'll have to spend your time until then searching and applying for jobs
there's no escape from toil
had a stellar wank to
youtube.com
does anyone know where I can download the eraudica exclusive stuff?
tfw the stream i'm watching calls PSG PAR lol
ayo
*smacks lips*
Lol
public/flashing category on any main pornsite eg xhamster, pornhub, xvideos etc
usually its "stranger sucks dick on bus!!!!!!!!!!" and its just someone and his girlfriend, its rare its an actual horny girl genuine stranger
Im english as an english man that lives in england i feel being english makes me unique and special
yes
get a life virgin
Got a job offer. It's better paying, but harder work. Should I go for it lads? (Welder 2nd shift 3-12 5 days a week)
mbappe is the greatest footballer that has ever or will ever play the game
If you enjoy the content then why not consider paying her for it by supporting her on Patreon?
>im english
so fuc
this but unironically
>its rare its an actual horny girl genuine stranger
pretty much never actually
if you think any of those videos are real you're probably 12
where did u get this lad
Im english and aha unironically
in awe at the size of this lad
new uni accomodation only has 2 restaurants close to it that aren't paki kebab places:
A Marco Pierre White steakhouse
A fucking Nandos
that's it.
I either have to be Cornelius or Deano if I want to treat myself this year.
Why isn't there some middle ground cuisine for fucks sake.
do you rate pogba
imagine how many needles you could fit in that
corr
wonder how many sewing needles are inside that