French people eat like this every night

>French people eat like this every night

woah

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I saw this in the show "Biggest Loser" Swedish edition

Would be accurate with a bottle of red

>two controllers
>all of that food
>multiple cups

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I'm a neet pos, replace this by a frozen pizza and a cheap beer

lonely virgin FREAK

not a virgin but I wouldn't mind having a couple friends to share food and laughs with

French people are amazing, it would be so expensive to eat like that for us, but they're eating all this fondue and shit, pate and freshly baked bread fuck me how do they do it

God I wish I was French now.. Literally culinary masters second only to Italians.

unless they imported the yuengling that picture is of larping americans

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I once paid €25 for a plate smaller than that at a terrace.

perfect type of dinner in the summer when cooking is bothersome

but just a fraction of the size because you'd be alone, r-right?

nobody is ever alone in europe

Imagine getting a fresh baguette in the morning from your downstairs bakery in the 9eme arrondissment and slapping some fromage and shit on it, drinking it with some brilliant coffee. No wonder they are so logical and vogue.

God, I wish that were me

Alcohol is haram you fucking racist.

Nah, only when I'm too lazy to cook.

Don't foreigners do that ??
I don't live in Paris, but buying a fresh baguette and eating it with some various cheeses isn't a stereotype, I do it whenever I can.

You never thought that perhaps baguette du fromage is a French thing?

*southern
Love me some charcuterie, but having an entire meal of it isnt my thing.
t. Breto-Berrichon

Yea of course, but I thought they'd had similar stuff, or could do similar stuff if they felt like it.
Like Germans are also very good at making bread, and Dutchies have a lot of cheese.

Maybe if I lived right next to the market hall. In France everyone has a corner bakery.

How would you know that Nigel?

Bread and cheese is not a french monopoly as far as I know.

>French people eat this every night
>then afterwards post on Jow Forums calling anglos fat fucks

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a bunch of overprocessed meat, reminds me to spanish "cuisine"

i live in a 2000 inhabitant small village in central finland and we have a local bakery

Rate my snacks

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Why are French so fucking cultured and refined?

anglos eat burgers and ketchup, meanwhile they eating crusty artisan bread and aged cheeses

it's not fucking fair, i hate being a burger

There is a clear lack of bread to eat all that stuff with.

It's a bit cheaper, and i go at a lot of sales or shit like that. Plus, i enjoy cooking, or preparing my food wich is a lot cheaper than buying made-up food.
It's not the same, but check Budget Bytes, there is a lot of cool stuff to steal from there.

All that food looks good, I guess.
It doesn't hold a candle to the elegance of the McChicken®

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Got a friend that lived for a year in South America, and was wondering why people could tell he was french without even hearing a word from him. Well, he was simply holding his bread under his arm when buying stuff.

I don't know how americans do it. If I eat even a little bit junk food I start to feel bad physically. Feeling tired, bloated and thirsty for the rest of the day

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It is definitely american larpers, who the fuck would import yuengling and drink it alongside all of that

Yeah, this is Conny-food

10/10 want to be your friend

I eat kinda like this sometimes, on a smaller and less awesome scale. Cheese, baguette, cured meat and/or fish, olives, grapes... I never have the foie gras, sadly, but it makes a great meal for no effort except a little shopping.

What's in all the containers behind the plate? I can't read your Finnish labels.

Because it's all peasant food they conned you into thinking was fancy

Right creeme cheese. Left dill&garlic dip

What is conny food?

Peasant food doesn't mean it's easy to make or get.
Especially nowadays where the forced pasteurization "broke" the process of a lot of cheese, basically dooming them to oblivion. A lot of that stuff is barely known outside of one or two small places where they're done. Check how elaborate cheese are done. Some of that stuff is basically alchimy at that point.

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Much of the world's peasant food is amazing, dude. You should get out more nigga.

have some pride u larping faggot

Nobody thinks there's anything fancy on OP's pic, it's just very tasty

>Especially nowadays where the forced pasteurization "broke" the process of a lot of cheese, basically dooming them to oblivion.
Holy shit that's heartbreaking. I didn't think France had such faggy laws about its food like we do.

>let's put my fridge on the table

I eat food from all over the world, user, as do most Americans to a lesser or greater extent. I promise you there's nothing wrong with OP's pic.

burgers and ketchup are kino
better than gay cheese lmao

Pytt i panna, ost & kex med en liter cola, Fläskfile med bea.

There's nothing wrong with burgers
Ketchup is for children

>Misstag
oxfile*

this is peru's peasant food

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When I dated french girl, she ate regular food, just like everyone else on the planet.

she clearly wasn't french but rather "french"

Inget fel med det där grejerna förutom colan.

fag

Sant

Well, she wasn't black or even mixed, if that's what are you talking about. And her parents were born in France, even though I don't know where exactly.

That must be the driest food combination I've ever seen, start off with a soup you savages

>girl
Thats where you were wrong
Most girls I know can't cook for shit

My uncle was just in Peru a couple months back and he had a picture of this on his Faceberg. He said it was good. I'd try it.

wouldn't try it but I would eat dogs in Korea

at least they look like cows

tasty as hell

France apssed a few of them, but it was especially Europe. Made selling them easier. This allowed a lot of big companies to sell pasterized versions of known cheeses, replacing the old ones, wich are harder to conserve efficiently, even though the taste is much stronger.
It's infuriating, but it's not like we can do much about it at that point. I wish there was some kind of clubs, like the craft beer ones where you can learn how to cook stuff using someone's facilities, but it'd probably cost too much.

I wouldn't eat dog because it would pretty much be cannibalism as far as I'm concerned. I have no reason to believe human or dog wouldn't taste good, but I just wouldn't do it.

Personally i fucking love horse meat. Sausages or steaks. Cheap, doesn't hold too much fat, and tasty.

I honestly want to try sopa de macaco, monkey meat looks so perfectly lean it instantly makes me think of chicken and probably tastes like it as well only with a strong pungent nasty smell