/brit/

Did I tell you guys about my bong? The thing is a fucking bazooka. You'll be so high out of your mind.

t. neet VF

any thicc felines in

should call it a bongzooka haha wahey

redpill me on renfrewshire

Shut up

wonderful song

rock out with your cock out

Anyone watching the Circle? Looks pretty shit but the catfishing might be fun.

see95112094

Lads I must ask you;

What is your favourite Joe Rogan podcast?

*shk*
*bubbling sound*
*shk*
*deep inhale*
*exhale*
So as I was saying...

the chinese want me because I'm jaded

I'm addicted to savoury carbs lads

For example - jasmine rice, bit of roast chicken juices, bit of soy sauce, seasoning

I mean I also had some roast chicken on it, but it was secondary to the rice itself

oh my dayyyzzzz

mom said "don't turn the heat on, we can't afford the light bill" and I said suck it, I'm cold, and put the heat on 25.

basado

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Im scottish and unironically

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got a job interview tomorrow

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soy sauced rice is so fucking delicious, add some butter as well and it's divine

if i join MI6 will i still be able to post on Jow Forums?

>add some butter as well and it's divine
never thought of this
sounds good
that's dinner sorted

Yes we can.

Tim-esque

we're going down lads

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Lol want to punch of these

essex stopped posting when he started working for GCHQ

This was the number 1 song ten years ago today
youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE

NO NO DONT EAT SOY NO STOP IT STOP IT DONT EAT IT NO STOP HAHA YOU SOY KEKS EATING SOY YOULL HAVE TITS LIKE ME

Just tuned into the Getty drama on iPlayer

none other than are lad Brendan Fraser is part of the cast

any emily davinci man in?

shitehole due to proximity to paisley which is also a shitehole due to proximity to glasgow
the biggest thing we have to our name is that wallace was born in elderslie but lmao labour councils have managed to make sure we get zero money from tourists
nice enough back roads and countryside for cycling though, very hilly and not a terrible view when you're not near j*hnstone

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CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

great choon
great video

>Liverpoo

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boomer

I think one day I might actually have kids. And I'm wondering how to raise those kids. I'm going to engender in them a love of learning and a strong distrust of authority (except for my authority, they can't challenge that).

>BIN DIPPERS

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I hope i never see a yank post a pic of mick mccarthy ever again the actual fucking state of this thread now it used to be based the fuck is going on

youtube.com/watch?v=Uam3OlSTBkI
hahah

BRAAAAAP
MO SALAH IS FUCKING FINISHED EXPOSED ABSOLUTE FRAUD HAHAHA

eaten soy all my life and i'm hairy and lean come at me bro

youtube.com/watch?v=MSfVrdvgyOY

HAHAHAHAHA
SC*USERS BTFO
by mbappe no less
i called it you fucking pakis, what an assist by virgin

I just remembered when I was a kid and we played bulldogs in the middle of a busy road

Lol we were playing in traffic

>he doesn't rate the Mickster

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Liverpool is the worst name for a city I've ever heard. It may as well be called Prolapse Anus City.

>hair = testosterone
haha good 2

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busy road =/= traffic

grim

>POOgen POOP

hahaha so true

Gonna top myself one day I just know it
May not be now, may not be in 10 years
But when I go it will be through my own volition

bt commentators need to stop acting like Liverpool are world beaters they haven’t been much better than PSG

What to wank to tonight?

Our town? Yeah, we call it Diarrheaville.

I rate him he deserves better

valentina nappi

Sometimes it would get backed up
It was in between two road and in the middle was a stretch of grass

But it was highly dangerous I mean

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starting second year of uni this weekend
if I don't shag a slag over freshers I'm gonna be fucked off

why?

emily davinci

Salah off because he was shit

Fat and ugly used up porn whores? Who wanks to these genuinely? I thought it was only old weirdo boomer men who did

no ones about tonight
dunno whether to go for a walk and smoke a zoot or just stay in

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Katy Perry did wonders for teenage me
youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A

Scat

I dunno. Something about a pool of innards just rubs me the wrong way. Imagine the smell!

I’m an ugly manlet virgin freak with phimosis

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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been at uni a year and haven't talked to a snigle person unless spoken to and haven't made any friends

leftypol swine in the wild

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

hey what uni? i'm starting very soon so if it's the same as mine then you can shag me if you want

>Liverpool is the worst name for a city I've ever heard
But youre a canadian

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based

My life has been getting gradually better for the last 2 years. I'm making progress.

One day I might even be a billionaire, boys.

best suggestion so far

nappi is CUTE

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>the leaf thinks "liver" refers to the organ and not the bird
absolute state of this guy lmao

Hannah Hays

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braintree,_Essex

Nah she isn't
Anyone can look cute in an edited picture from a good angle

Get a grip of your life bro

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Went for a night time walk and had a chat with a couple of guys I often see out at this time. Started carrying cigs and a lighter just so I can lend them one. Then spent the return journey fantasising about what I would do if I came back to find armed thugs were burgling my house.

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