ITT We say nice things about Norway

lots of cute ss men from Norway

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Norway has nice music
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Knut Hamsun is cool, even though I haven't read anything he has written

Have you checked out Grieg (Other than morgenstimmung and Hall of the mountain king)? Norway's greatest composer.

>#1 in hdi in 2018 again
Not even surprising anymore. Stop being boring.

Better than being a brown favela shithole.

best ally

based

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Norway is like a wonderland but the only Nordic country that we have any actual relations with is Sweden unfortunately. Still a bro tier country.

You were the only nordic apart from us to have any real balls during WW2.
We're eternal brothers on the battlefield, my finnish friend.

I only know they have a hefty pension fund because oil profits were well managed.

No, what should I check out by him?
first thing I noticed when I googled him was his height, was he a Dwarf?

Well, if you're into classical music, he's most known for his piano works.
Of his many works I reccommend his piano concerto in A minor.

>battlefield

cringe as fuck, Norway was one of the countries that saw the least amount of action during WWII

First girl I fell in love with was a Norwegian.

We met at college and dated for about a year, but after she finished her degree she had to go back home. This was just this May, but I remember our final goodbye like it was yesterday.

I really miss her. She was cute and adorably dumb and kooky.

>cringe as fuck, Norway was one of the countries that saw the least amount of action during WWII
Are you high?
I was talking specifically about the nordics.
Compared to Denmark and Sweden we're like Berlin at the end stages of the war.

I specifically highlighted the use of the word battlefield. We are to Finland what Denmark is to us in this context.

true, even the french saw more action

Then don't generalise like hell in the last part of your post.

Nigga the french saw virtually ALL the action

No you retard, we held out for half a month LONGER than the french.

What are you talking about? The 'last' part of my post post is a fact, Norway with Denmark, Sweden and Switzerland were the countries that saw the least amount of military action in WWII.

With invaluable british help, of course. Doesn't make it any less true. The french had plenty of help aswell.

I'm so sorry you had to see this.

Explain why we held out for 2 months before surrendering then?
Explain why several villages and parts of cities were bombed to pieces during the war? (Northern Norway in particular)
We're no germany, but DON'T fucking generalise us with the Swedes+Danes. We're a step above.

so far it's nice, though little to conventional for my taste
why are all Norway's great musicians from Bergen?

how do i get a norwegian gf?

wasn't Norway in the first place invaded because of Britain?

Thank you for being lazy cunts, else I wouldn't have a job.

Germany had an economic interest in Norway but due to the British they could not engage in all out conflict in Norway and thus the military support given for advancement in Norway was weak. That Norway held out for 2 months means nothing in the way you are framing these arguments like comparing it to the occupation of France that saw the full mobilization of the German army.

>Explain why several villages and parts of cities were bombed to pieces during the war

There was no bombing of cities of a substantial character in WWII, the closest you get are strategic bombings that are not of the character you describe.

>We're no germany, but DON'T fucking generalise us with the Swedes+Danes. We're a step above.

Denmark had no chance at all because of their geographical position and Sweden and Switzerland were neutral countries in the conflict so the comparison is moot. The fact still stands, Norway saw some of the least military action out of any European country in WWII.

We were invaded because Hitler was very interested in control of the Norwegian coastline. Good vantage point towards the UK, among other things.
Also minerals from Narvik, as the port there doesn't freeze in the winter.

>The comparison is moot
So stop grouping us with them then.
Say "Norway saw some of the least military action (...) out of the nations that weren't rolled over in a day".

I want to get a job peeling bananas in norway and get a norwegian friend to go hike and camp in the mountain forests

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Cool nature and invented the best metal subgenre, otherwise inferior to their next-door neighbors, brown-haired subhumans as well

>a job peeling bananas in norway
You'll have PLENTY of swedish workmates, then. They come here in the tens of thousands.
Enjoy.

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Good and true ally of the United States

>Bosnia
>Speaking about inferiority
Just be quiet, you subhuman.
You're a meme country with no history. Atleast we have 872 AD-1397 AD and modern times.

I like your flag

I wish Harald Hardrada won

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Is this wrong?
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My second favorite country after France.

I'm not, it's you that started this grouping in the first place. All I said was point out the cringe factor of using the word battlefield in relation to Norway in WWII and posted a fact that Norway saw some of the least amount of action out of any country in WII.

I could write, Norway saw the least amount of action in WWII except for the tiny country called Denmark that borders Germany and the two neutral countries of Sweden and Switzerland, but that is kind of a redundant sentence.

Wasn't Harald Danish?

this is a very funny joke, because thousands of Swedish teenagers compete to get work in Norwegian banana peeling mines

countries with good fishing are based and fishpilled.

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well, they certainly SAW it

Harald Hardråde was a Norwegian king.
His defeat officially "ended" the viking age in 1066, incidentally only a few months before Hastings.
Basically, he done fucked up.

Nope, he was King of Norway until he got one from a cheeky anglo

I'm going to say yes, they're only mountain danes after all

>I could write, Norway saw the least amount of action in WWII except for the tiny country called Denmark that borders Germany and the two neutral countries of Sweden and Switzerland, but that is kind of a redundant sentence.
I would have had no quarrel with you had you just written this in the first place.
It is NOT a redundant sentence.

Hilarious and original.

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mountain dane is an oxymoron

I'm sorry, but you are borderline retarded if you think the sentence
>Norway was one of the countries that saw the least amount of action during WWII.

Does not accurately portray the position of Norway, you are realistically only comparing the Danish campaign in this context seeing as the other two countries were neutral.

Jeez just kiss already

we were neutral as well but german subhumans didn't care

>Norway was one of the only countries THAT WEREN'T NEUTRAL that saw the least amount of action during WWII, only seeing more action than Denmark.
If you think that the parts I added are "self-explanatory" you need a serious reality check. People can't read your mind.

What are norwegians thinking about Finland?

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Bosnia exists only as a kingdom since 1100 AD
You're still a brown-haired fishnigger and can only admire Swedes

>You're still a brown-haired fishnigger and can only admire Swedes
We existed as a kingdom in 872 AD.
Norway has had the highest HDI in the world for two decades straight, only interrupted once or twice.
You're still a balkan shithole with no future.
Sorry friend, but you're just retarded.
>inb4 oil
We have the brains to manage it correctly.

Banana republic

I'd wager your IQ is just too low to understand context of sentences and your own words properly, I don't mean to offend you but it's sometimes difficult to have what is mostly a discussion of semantics with someone who repeatedly writes something that doesn't really detract from what I am writing. I am also perfectly confident that most people can understand that neutral countries did not have military action so it is redundant to write and that is the approach you will see in any history book.

True.

No kissing but I am going to bed now, so I'll let this autism rest.

true, bananas are vitally important

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Redpill me on the banana meme?

Go to hell.
Bosnian, not giving you more (you)s. Know that you are an utterly useless shithole with no past or future.

shouldn't have taken lands in 1919, greedy Dane

The meme is that Swedes come to Norway en masse for "simple" jobs because the wages here are so much higher. Nothing to do with what "banana republic" means.

german subhumans shouldn't have stolen it in the first place.
secondly, we didn't "steal it", it was returned through a treaty.

cheese slicer

This stance that only someone equal to you can criticize your country would work if you didn't have a superiority complex and allowed yourself to relentlessly make fun of others, your only real virtue is your current economy and independence of EU, maybe weather as well and as I've mentioned earlier BM and fjords, I don't see much historical struggle and hardship regarding you as a people and these are in my opinion things that make a country ''relevant'' and ''great'' if those can be even used as a genuine label, it's only that I find delight in making conceited morons like you angry

I unironically bought one. It's very cool.

they can't steal what was already decided as theirs, besides, denmark tried to steal it first

it was never theirs, german migrants just got uppity and rebelled against their danish master.
that's when bismarck the eternal german subhuman and daddy austria came to """liberate""" the low german monkeys.

we got back what was rightfully ours, but unfortunately GERMany still holds some of our ancestral lands.

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I hope you're not pretending there wasn't a militant wing in Denmark that started that ill conceived conflict over a danish minority in the german region

it was started due to rebellions caused by the german nobility in holstein refusing reforms proposed by the danish state.
you think denmark was the bad guy for trying to defend against the influence of the german confederacy?

they knew the result when they had that document signed, it was nothing short of a power play

norway is so irrelevant literally only norwegians post there because nobody is interested.

at least they've been relevant outside of the 17th century

fucking gay
don't pretend to not be völkisch.

nice salmon

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lazy, smug cunts.
no history, no culture, no real language.
arab-tier economy, refugees everywhere.

tl;dr: absolute shithole. should be nuked.