/brit/

Anime is for wrong uns

Fuck off to the gimp cartoon board

lachy you must tell me whether you plan to give the janny another migrane by shitting up the board

Cringe & gaypilled

u fk nigger

cannot trust the gf
>cheated on her then bf to get with me
>has lots of guys trying to hit on her

might dump her

The moments that make up a dull day

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based west brit

Rick and morty?
More like PRICK and shorty

one more word mboko I swear i’ll drag you back to nigeria kicking and screaming

screeching, janny's deleting his post

keep her around but cheat on her

im Celto-Semitic

Squealing

LOL LOL
DATING A GIRL WHO CHEATED ON SOMEONE TO GET WITH YOU
LOL
YOU FUCKING BRAINLET LOL

anime is for everyone, and more fool you if you avoid it

Cheat on her but yeah if you slip up and show signs of weakness or she can monkey branch then she will

homealon

leaving my flat tomoz suprised how emotional im getting about it

lot of memories here, feel like a bit of a poofter but ill miss this

got RELENTLESSLY mogged during freshers

blown the FUCK out

SEETHING taig

monkey branch?

Anime is for wrong uns
Fuck off cunt

Mogged a nigger @ freshers

if janny wants to get lachlan he has to go through me

think this might be the best edit i've ever seen

pooed a nigger on /brit/

lachlan doesn't stay down for long mate he's a celt

Even though I earn I earn well over average, and through savings and well-off parents, have 70k in cash, I can't afford a non-shithole property anywhere near London

FUCK this country teee beee aitch

Choon for you lads
youtu.be/HYbKsUlNAfM

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Lachlan got mogged big time

Swing from once branch to another while holding on the first branch and letting go only when the second is gripped

SO she will stay with you until she has a next man lined up so she can not face the gap of loneliness in between breaking up with you and a new man

She will go from you to new man seamlessly with no gap

your parents aren't well off then, or they refuse to lend you money in which case they are scum

thanks for the blog

>disgruntled employee does this weird sadistic thing
>report it on the news
>suddenly dozens of copycats targetting everything from bananas to sausage sizzles

genius

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girls will generally cheat if there's no consequences anyway

your points are irrelevant on if a girl will cheat or not.

girls are quite like this

a lot of times seems they just want somebody with them, with less of a concern for who specifically that may be

applied for a job at the uni
NEETdom might be ending

your favourite painter? mine is alessandro longhi, he goes to a different school

No shit why do you think the term exists and I just said it you thick cunt

It is currently 11:20 PM in the UK.

Wow wtf pensive insight into the inner machinations of a tarq

>applied
NEETdom is only beginning for you I’m afraid

>Never been on the ol' reddit
>Decide to check out the front page
>Political thread there
>Man's getting downvoted for disputing that Trump supporters are pro-rape

So the memes about reddit aren't even slightly hyperbolic

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alessandro_Longhi#/media/File:Calonghi.jpg love this picture longhi did of cassanova

Keith Haring

Are you in Cyprus?

129 hours since my last ejaculation. I have stomach ache and ball pain. I cannot stop being horny. I hate this and love it at the same time.

This is epic

youtu.be/BZ2BT3SBO9U

you lads are too cynical about women
there are girls out there who think cheating is absolutely scum, the worst thing you can possibly do, and would never dream of doing it themselves

Toil th'morrow and I didn't even get any sleep at all yesterday

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Are you in Switzerland?

as my father always says: it is a parent's responsibility to buy their child their first house.

Need a Celtic lass

What are you doing there?
Are you a Cypriot?

whats that all about

toilberrg will have a conniption fit

and they tend to be them really annoying people who have to tell the world how loyal they are and how such good people they are.

you're really speaking about a small minority there. a girl between the ages of 18-30 will cheat

literally the only good thing to come from this gimmick

I don’t have a personality lads

It changes completely depending on my environment and company and it’s never consistent. Makes it really hard to form social bonds with others.

i am Greek Cypriot yes

mad how we pay almost everyone in the food supply line minimum wage and they never thought to put pins in the food as a protest

Me too

nah virgins and porn addicts know everything about women

Might move there

They sampled an already good song innit

yeah but cheating is more of a concern for men than women
think of it like this, if im locked and liable to cheat I'd still have to go looking for it
if a girl is locked she has lads buzzing around her guaranteed

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I think most people are scum, men and women are equally bad and disloyal.
"You can expect an horrible person to be horrible but what really hurts is when you see how horrible a nice person can be."

some lad put sewing needles in strawberries for a laugh
bit of a stitch up you could say
wahey

ENs and RNs shouldn't be using certain hookup apps.

seriously what is going on with this shit, who the fuck is putting needles in fruit

the only foreigners allowed to live here are Russians and greeks

Imagine how fucked it must be to be a nigger with a femdom slave fetish thing lmao oh my

The guilt they just feel.... Wew

yeah you do its called being a dull cunt

20 mins away from persuing my lifelong dream of firing an m1a1 Thompson pictured top right.

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lachlan

Lucky for me

nice american couple

lmao love how he never replied after getting BTFO

even a horse / arrests my eyes—on this / snowy morro

another year is gone / a traveler's shade on my head, / straw sandals at my feet

an ancient pond / a frog jumps in / the splash of water

now then, let's go out / to enjoy the snow ... until / I slip and fall!

pretty shit dream desu

use the drum magazine on it

muslims

leader of the labour party and known anti-semite Jeremy Corbyn

falling sick on a journey / my dream goes wandering / over a field of dried grass

At times I’m extremely emotive and spontaneous and loud. I don’t think so.