You're in Cape Town and you need to reach North Africa by land, what route do you take?

the banks of the nile are full of roads and urban centers, you move along it

purple route has visa trouble
red route has jihadis in western sahara

how would you survive the 110 degree heat from sudan to egypt?

you die of heatstroke within minutes.

>the banks of the nile are full of roads and urban centers
how do you walking survive the heat of sudan-egypt?

You will get kidnapped and killed with the western route, and then your kidney will be used for magic.
You can't pass mainland south soudan (and maybe even soudan) without getting into food trouble or something

the thread doesn't say you walk anywhere, just that you travel by land

well if you have a car, you could just ride through the desert in hours hope no malfunctions or death.

I try to cross as little borders as possible since they make you wait for forever

So I go to Ethiopia via Mozambique, then Sudan, then Egypt

obviously walking or riding and hitchhiking through SA into zimbabwe then through eastern congo, burundi, rwanda, uganda then into south sudan to the sudan border then a turn to CAR, cut through chad and cameroon to northeast nigeria and then to mali, from there through burkina faso and all the guinean states into mauritania and through western sahara into morocco border from where take a ride through algeria into lybian desert and continue to tripoli, rent a boat for italian coast

how good of a chance do i have?

That actually looks perfect. Far as I know the worst part would be Sudan and southern Egypt since you have crazy Muslims there. But you'd deal with that problem at this point on any other path through the desert too.

wouldn't it be safer to go through inner Ethiopia in the purple route, instead of South Sudan?

You will die in Zimbabwe

who do you think could possibly survive that?

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aside from the fact that that is a horrible route and you'd die a 100 times before making it up north, the border between morocco and algeria is closed, you'd need to be smuggled across but then you'd probably get caught if you look foreign get in trouble

Vice journalists

>?crossing rivers?

based

I think you're going right through some of the worst parts of the DRC, my man. I'd also avoid South Sudan and the CAR.

yeah just hit the gas through all 8000 kilometers of wilderness and desert

should've probably went through somalia to really do it justice
ill call it aids n' isis jungle jumble

on foot, mozambique, tanzania, kenya, ethiopia, djibouti, maybe I could cross to yemen or row towards cairo in red sea.

Why do Algeria and Morocco have closed borders? I'm not familiar with your relations t b h.

OP literally said by land.

the whole western sahara conflict
the sand war
the algerian president expelled 300,000 workers in 1975
The drug/gazoline smuggle (moroccan criminals)

there is just too much past.

on land you would not want to be spotted by any government employees or states.

Western route is rather difficult though, it's filled with jihadis in Western Sahara and you'd also dehydration.

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>Western Sahara
>jihadis

You're thinking of Mali maybe

Even if you manage the first countries, you will die in the central african republic

Cross SA, then go up coastal Mozambique, Tanzania, Kenya, cross into Ethiopia, then follow the Nile in Sudan up to Cairo.

extremly risky

Going SA > Namibia/Botswana > Angola > Gabo > Cameroon > Nigeria > Algeria is ten times safer than fucking somalia

>passing through somalia, south sudan or the central african republic

The main reason is the Moroccan drug smugglers though

you forgot niger, which is very dangerous coupled with northern nigeria

taking any western route is plain retarded

Yes, you're right with Mali. In spite of it, Weren't there in Western Sahara rebels opposing the Marrokian state?

based moroccan bringing zoutla

they're aren't islamists at all, they're nice people. And they only hate Morocco.

TIL.

They also can speak spanish like you
youtube.com/watch?v=L--CkvBr7Ig

Yes, I already knew that. Also people in Ecuatorial Guinea speak Spanish.

youtube.com/watch?v=NQR84-tCuMI

reminded me of my spanish waifu* for some reason youtube.com/watch?v=_ylioHeiEOs

*tied with Lola from un, dos, tres

also
>Comparison of GDP per capita of Equatorial Guinea and Spain

jesus christ, oil can do magic

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There is an issue in the saharan desert. Chad is probably your best bet but then you are stuck at the libyan border. South Africa, namibia, angola, congo, gabon, cameroun, chad, libya would have been the best option before the libyan civil war.

Corruption strikes again

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washingtonpost.com/world/2018/09/17/brazil-just-seized-million-worth-luxury-watches-this-african-leader-him-it-isnt-big-deal/?utm_term=.e870150a10ff

She's qt desu

My gosh.

> Since 1995, when significant off shore oil discoveries were made in the Gulf of Guinea, oil has become Equatorial Guinea's most important export.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_in_Equatorial_Guinea

In spite of it:

> The country's authoritarian government is cited as having one of the worst human rights records in the world, consistently ranking among the "worst of the worst" in Freedom House's annual survey of political and civil rights.[15] Reporters Without Borders ranks President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo among its "predators" of press freedom.[16] Human trafficking is a significant problem; the 2012 U.S. Trafficking in Persons Report stated that Equatorial Guinea "is a source and destination for women and children subjected to forced labor and forced sex trafficking." The report rates Equatorial Guinea as a government that "does not fully comply with minimum standards and is not making significant efforts to do so."[17]

>HDI: 0.592 (Medium)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equatorial_Guinea

Seems that only the authorities in power concentrate the wealth

sorry but the greatest corruption case in history will always be the "13 billions" road built in Algeria

reuters.com/article/algeria-corruption-trial/algeria-jails-ex-officials-fines-foreign-firms-in-highway-graft-case-idUSL5N0XY56320150507
algeriemondeinfos.com/2018/06/13/le-scandale-prend-lautoroute-est-ouest-le-groupe-japonais-kojal-menace-de-divulguer-ses-preuves/

13 billions, the most expensive road per km2 (more expensive than the switzerland one). Just think what 13 billions is.

Chad is super unestable and there are few paved roads.

No good option. 3 less terrible one, Mauritania, Chad and Sudan.

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Heh yeah i just got that just when i google the country.

south/north soudan is in deep shit

What? Chad is super stable with the best army in the sahel region.

So you’re skipping Tanzania and Kenya?

Yep the French instiling dictators can do that to you

Why everyone insist on avoiding RD Congo and C. African Republic? What's going on there?

War, rape, famine, genocide...

b&rp

CAR is in a literal ethnoreligious civil war with semi christian militias murdering and cannibalizing muslims and viceversa

Namibia
Zambia
Tanzania
Congo
Cameroon
Nigeria
Niger
Algeria
There.
Saved my arse.

eastern route has been done before by white people but only partially, I'd imagine if you made it to south sudan the rest of the way wouldn't be much worse.
youtube.com/watch?v=GslPzhFLyas

this plus malaria

Bonus question. How much would you have to get paid to actually attempt this on foot.

In any case I need an armed squad, the route is doesn't matter.

sa -> mozambique -> tanzania -> kenya -> ethiopia -> sudan -> egypt

sounds good?

maybe i will find a black gf on the route

I'm black and I'd do this

Roads in Mozambique are terrible, Botswana has better roads.

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means going through botswana + zimbabwe + zambia instead of the mere mozambique

just walk in a straight line two be honest