Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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こんばんわ

こんばんはははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははは

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ohayo

Are Asians from Australia welcome here?

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kapipara chan da!

うんこ!

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yes very
if you have single eyelids pleas post your eyes!

すいません

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make yourself at home
you are welcomed as much as you are in Australia.

baka gaijin

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Is that a turd?
I like scatporn too, based nippon

ちっ、まぁたGKかよ
悪い絵ではないが、日本に関係あるかって、少子化か。

おもろせうなので此方にも貼つておかう。


大賛成
ついでに一言。今の日本に必要なのは、SJWやfeministなどポリコレ棒を振り回す連中の言う「権利拡張」ではなく、徹底した「母権保護」。早く子供を産んで早く育て、育休中も給与全額支給、子育て後に職場復帰したら一級昇格くらいしなきゃダメ。
全ての女子校に保育園を併設し、学業と子育ての両立を公費で補助して推進する。これくらいしなきゃ、日本民族のお先真っ暗。独身の人には、税金を高くかける。むろん、NEETには人頭税を課す。もって、原資とする。
そして、 目玉政策は、全てのミニスカJKにのぱんを課す。これで、出生率はうなぎ登り!
つうことで、ワイも「そーさいせん」に立候補するので、清き一票を頼むぜ。

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俺は日本で3年間くらい彼氏と同居してたけど、隠そうとしなかったとはいえ、多くの人に知られるようなマネ(大声で喧嘩とか、人前でキスとか)もしなかった。
近所にどれだけ知られたかはわからないけど、近くのスーパーでレジやっとったおばあちゃんがいて、彼氏と2人で買い物行った時必ず、噂聞いとるよみたいに笑ってた。

何わろてんねん(´・ω・`)

最近の日本微妙に物騒だよな
社会二極化による経済的格差のせいか?

hey :) good morning!

are Asians from Sweden welcome here?

go to bed!

only ones with pink nipples

だ、だから・・・
こんばんはははははって

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そんなに声を聴いてもらいたかったの?
気持ち悪い男ね。

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no. too brown.

My nipple is pinker than your mother's vaginia

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show your pubes

no thanks

it was just a homo test
you passed

自分に自信が持てないの?そんなに?
それくらいでもできないの?
かわいそうねえ

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does that mean i am homo or not homo

closeted homo
you don't want to show your hetero friends your pubes, that means you're gay

Whatever. I'm so bored of talking about your nipple.
Your nipple is the biggest attention whore of Japanese Thread.
Never mention it again till it learns a new trick.

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ネットリテラシーがないのと自信がないのは別ですよ?

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ฅ(・ω・ฅ)ニャン

ダジャレが好きだってのも別じゃん。そんなに深読みしすんじゃねえよ、にいちゃん

/asean/

jkだよ?(´・ω・`)

いや、ただのアホだ

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んじゃおやすみ

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good night my friend! see you tommorow!

お前らはこれが読めるはず

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I forgot to eat and just ate 12 (!) waffles
I think I am going to puke soon

でぶ

i could literally go days without eating when i'm depressed
I drink a lot of tea and I think therefore I don't get hungry
you should try it!

that sounds very unhealthy
eat nutritious meals and exercise 30 minutes every day, friend
you only get one body and it's going to serve you for 80 years
you should take good care of it

mine only has to serve me for a few more years so it doesn't matter
and I eat a lot of asian food that has many vegetables

It's somewhat opposite for me, I try to eat healthy and exercise and yet am still obese after all this time

>80 years
I doubt i'll live that long, but hope so

>Your nipple
しかも片方の乳首だけ
Have a wet dream
そのfontの名称を教えろ
女真文字や西夏文字など「漢字」以外が混じっているように見える

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I used to be obese before becoming almost underweight
I lost the weight by drinking tea and water instead of coke
and I also only ate an apple every day sometimes but that was quite unhealthy
I got sick a lot after losing the weight

I see, I gave up soda about 5 years ago. I'll try cutting more carbs than i already do

竜物語=思想/整合性

There is no such thing as an Asian from Australia. Asians are from Asia. From Australia come only Australians and Aborigines.

Americans are all fat so why do you even want to lose it?
i would only do it for myself

ねむい

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>噂聞いとるよみたいに笑ってた。
じゃあ、陰では噂になってたんだw
まあ、日本人はゲイとわかっても攻撃的な態度はとらないと思うけどね
よその人(外国人)にはとくに

ゲイである事を押し付けようとしない限り普通の人はゲイに対して攻撃的な態度を取らないと思う

Moved to Japan just yesterday for my uni and I'm already hating this place. Why can't you people be normal? I had to spend 20 minutes to find a bottle of water that was literally just that, water with nothing else

Which college are you going to?

ニーハオ
人のきもちを考えて相手のイヤがることはしちゃいけないってしょうがくせいのとき習ったでしょ
きほんてきな人間としての心があれば大丈夫

ウニのため?

Kitakyushu. I don't know what's wrong with people here, but the room they gave me is so fucking small I can't even unpack, not to mention there are no sockets I can use to charge my phone and shit

うん、つまり留学

これ?

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>Kitakyushu
うちに外人が留学するような大きな大学あったかな…

北九大って留学生いたんだ…知らんかった
ひびきの学研都市かなって思ったんだが

そこがド田舎だからじゃね?

くだらねー。独身も禁止とか頭狂ってるんだろうかね

Maybe you're just dumb.

>子育て後に職場復帰
それが出来ない+必要ない社会は一番いい

fuck off

さいもん?
そのまま永眠
ゲイは身を助ける
とか云うしな
>日本語スレで厨国語を使う
もともとは、Aussie Englishなんやてな、その単語
アメリカだと思っていた
むろん、通じるけど
で、留学先の学校は北九州のどこ?

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おれ の ために
かぞく の ために
ぜんこく の ために
じんせい の ために
たえれます。

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まあね、専業主婦に優るものは実はない
ところが、一人しか働かないと相対的に貧困になる
子育てしている家庭では1000万、少なくとも700万は欲しい
ワイは一馬力で頑張ってるでー
はっきり言うけど、家計のことは考えたことはないが、趣味はアニメとJow Forumsなんで金も使わない

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ganbare tomodachi!

gaiJin hater fuck off
わかってくれるか、この気持ち
( ω-、)

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社会の枠に囚われし者どもよ
同性の魅力に目を覚ませ!

Guys, have a nice day! i'm going to bed
see you later :)

fuggggggg

sleep tight forever.

Japanese thread is very diversity.

Im so happy.

not enough Korean females :(

and suddenly my best friend from childhood is getting married.
I dont understand him, why so fast on get married?

>I dont understand him
probably because he's not your best friend.

i'm his best friend and he doesn't understand me either

なぜそうなのか知らないが、そういうことらしい

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do you wanna lick my ass hole?
way past your bed time
hurry to go to the hell

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do you really hate me :(
i thought we are friends

I feel her gf is manipulating him. probably he is weak towards women.
a few months ago I gave him the advice to sell his expensive car in order to save gasoline, car permits, bribes to policemen, parking lot fees, maintenance fees, insurance fees and avoid robbers. so he did.
after he sold his car , he was thinking about what to do with the money and maybe her gf after seeing so much cash pushed him to get married soon and make a big party and have a big travel later.
oh damn I should not give advice again,

>bribes to policemen
nani

..

nemii

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go to sleep you fuckwit

youtube.com/watch?v=UiGw-AZUDsM

What do japanese people think of this video?

15時ですが

it's not Japan

寝る時間は決まってるものじゃない
寝なさい

オーストラリアは日本と8時間ほど時差がある

社会的に決まっています
まだ寝ません