Another day without Aussie gf :(

Another day without Aussie gf :(

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The accent is the best part

Aussie women have smelly butts

this but bf

Absolutely.

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I can agree with that
MMMM

australia will be the last bastion of anglo genes

You don't know what you want, man. You just don't know.

So THIS is what bogans are.

How is this fucking newsworthy?

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Nah those are upstanding members of society.

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Yeah I totally want an Australian girlfriend.

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>tfw no ABC (Australian Born Chinese) gf

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Tell more about it
I picture the average Australian like this

Melbourne was voted most livable city.

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So do I.

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He looks like a cholo

Melbourne:

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>this is the fourth time
kek

Hnnnggggg chinese-aussie ladies

*tips rural cowboy hat*

I need to have social media in order to have a GF.

Melbs fuckin sucks dick unless you have dosh. Even then, the infrastructure is hell.

>you shoulda spent your money on speech therapy

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This whole channel's a goldmine.

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every big channel has a current affairs show which is pretty much just news but only petty things to make boomers horrified

>flat as a board
>no hips
>skinny tights
>large hands
>sharp elbows
>probably no dick
it is shit

what makes a spic think he could ever have a non spic gf

Why you don't go outside?
;)

What do you like Brazil?

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Another day without Aussie gf :(

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I mean he's right apart from the dick bit....

TONIGHT ON A CURRENT AFFAIR:

BLACK ETHNIC NON-WHITE GANGS GETTIN VIOLENT AND INVADING YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

MUSLIMS ESTABLISHING SHAKIRA LAW

MILLENIALS ARE BLOOD THIRSTY PARASITES

MORE AT 11

How is this affecting my grocery bills?

millenials are the reason for the rise in the cost of living of course

also brown people

I wish we had australias boomers

Australia's boomers are basically what you'd have if an entire generation of people in the UK were EDL members. Is this what you really would want, man?

>Is this what you really would want, man?

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Some genes were never meant to be passed on.

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>mfw I'm 34 years old and never had an anglo Australian gf or sex partner that wasn't at least part mixed with something else
I've got nothing against them per se. But the average Aussie "Stacy" wants an Aussie equivalent to Chad which has to be one of the most retarded mother fuckers to have ever lived (think professional Rugby player).
If I was to stereotype, they drive small shitty cars, listen to annoying top 40 radio, think it's cool to ingest chemicals mixed in a dirty bath tub and think hairdressing is a stable career choice for life.

with that kind of looks and my level of horniness it doesn't matter if she eats men in bed

How are English boomers?
>If I was to stereotype, they drive small shitty cars, listen to annoying top 40 radio, think it's cool to ingest chemicals mixed in a dirty bath tub and think hairdressing is a stable career choice for life.
I think this applies to a lot of countries.
Luckily, I've met some cool Australians in San Diego

>and think hairdressing is a stable career choice for life.

In all honesty, while I agree with what you're saying, in Australia at least hairdressing is a pretty stable career

idk about english boomers but scottish boomers are very insular and only really care about their day to day life, if you ask them about their political opinions they'll say "how does it affect me"

they like immigration because it makes their football team better for example

We also have some boomers that think like that, probably the worst kind of boomer

My parents are Aussie boomers and you're wrong user. A lot of boomers were lefties/hippies too. These are the mainstream liberals who helped elect people like Gough Whitlam, Bob Hawke and Paul Keating before gen x started to come of voting age.

Yeah I guess you're right. It's not totally absolute. But media caters to what gets ratings, and so we get shit like a Current Affair which cater to the most widespread culture of boomers. You can't deny it. Of course, there are boomers that still have the progressive spirit of the 70s and so on but it's a minority

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>Luckily, I've met some cool Australians in San Diego
I think it's the whole exotica thing. The stereotypical Aussie girl bores me. I have 5 sisters (including half siblings), I went to school with them, I've worked with them. I know them too well. Now give a Chinese girl an Aussie accent as alluded to by these discerning gentleman of exquisite taste?
Hnnng indeed my guys. Hnnng indeed. I've also had fun with foreign white girls though (Germany, Canada, England) but generally seem to go for non white (Chinese, Indian, Filipina).

Yeah people do skew more conservative the older they get apparently so its possible that some of those peace love and mungbean hippies are now grumpy old fucks listening to Alan Jones and shaking their fist at A Current Affair every night.
And don't forget, Aussie boomers are the scummy fucks that gave themselves progressive reforms to get shit like free university education and the like but then pulled up the ladder behind them and now also take advantage of the housing market by using negative gearing to buy more and more investment properties while us younger generations will struggle to ever own a home. And then they say millennials are entitled. Fucking cunts.

do australian men really have so much sex?

No we have autistic anglo dating culture which nobody knows the rules to anymore

i wish i could be attracted to ethnic women like you, but none other than european looks can do it for me

I don't think I've had that much sex user, it's just weird now that I think of it that of the women I've slept with... I've had almost no double dips on a nationality or ethnicity... huh. That's weird. But maybe that's what makes it sound like I've been with more women than I have.

>I think it's the whole exotica thing. The stereotypical Aussie girl bores me.
If with exotica you mean white, there's quite some white Mexicans where I live. But I have to admit that I really like the Australian accent and type of humor. Also, the ones I met at SD had a lot of common interest that I share too, so, I might be biased.

I find this fascinating actually. Could just be the opposite of me, comfort with familiarity as opposed to boredom. But it's less weird than people who are only attracted to something else specifically (like white dudes only attracted to asians or white chicks that only date black guys). Those ones are the ones I find strange. It's one thing to only be attracted to your own kind, but to only be attracted to one other specific group? How does that happen?

its fetishizing, they build an incorrect mental image to deal with some of their frustrations and issues

im personally only attracted to europeans, iranians and such
im yet to see an attractive east asian or african woman, irl or on internet

I remember when I was attracted only to European looks. Then I realized how great latinas, mena, asians and light black girls can be. I'm not into very dark black girls tho

of middle east only berber can be pretty and rare arabs who look european
for me it was seeing ethnic women live and realizing how ugly they all are

its a curse because our women are the worst ones in the world and we are stuck with them

>our women are the worst ones in the world
Do you mean appearance or personality?
How are Croatian girls like?

personality and i dont mean croatian but western in general
>How are Croatian girls like?
basic, they hang on smartphones and social networks all day, go clubbing all the time, age extremely horribly, are very monogamous, politically centre left

It must be hard considering that Croatia does not have a large population. Is it difficult to find women who are not like that over there?
The state where I live has like 3.5 million people but I can find some interesting girls

>Is it difficult to find women who are not like that over there?
no, a very positive aspect of croatia is that there is no forced homogeneity like in the westm there are a lot of unique personalities and people are more tolerant and accepting of differences
>The state where I live has like 3.5 million people but I can find some interesting girls
you can always find them anywhere, but in the end its mostly chavs or hipsters
also life is kinda shit, but i shouldn't really say that to mexico

Sounds pretty good
>but in the end its mostly chavs or hipsters
I must say that I'm guilty of liking artsy girls
>also life is kinda shit
Kind of. Although, is because of some decisions I've made

>Kind of. Although, is because of some decisions I've made
well its surely because of my decisions, but they are too inluenced by life sucking
>I must say that I'm guilty of liking artsy girls
ive always been boring or average in every regard of my life, even my taste of girls is in basic common white girls
i just could never participate in this popular culture because its too cancerous

>they are too inluenced by life sucking
Have to agree on that
>never participate in this popular culture because its too cancerous
This happen to me very often

>tfw no croatian and/or mexican gf

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Gib Aussie gf

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sometimes it feels to me that life has become too shallow and pointless, no meaning or value to it
go through years of school you hate to be able to go through a job you hate to survive
get together with a bimbo so you could fulfill social expectations and get sex after which she will just grow old and ugly, nag you and be a bitch
all landscape and entertainment is dull and repetitive
it seems weird how some people can go along with this

i tried to get a hobby, join a church, volunteer, travel and it all feels so empty

Pretty depressing.
I haven't experienced all of those thoughts yet but definitely had some

i hope you never will
its sad to live as an observer, without anything to desire

Not having a clear desire or goal is the biggest threat to me at the moment

im currently telling myself that getting into a different college will help
dunno if im lying to myself

It might help. Some friends of mine used to have the same problem and changing of college help them a little bit

big ass

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Kiwi* gf

nice

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They are nice too

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giv kiwi gf

Yeah nah, I'll stick to my rice boiling thanks.

Kiwis are just better people in general. Tasmanians can be pretty nice too. I see them as being kinda similar in a way, or they're both just slightly less shitty than us mainland roo fuckers.

That is Frankston after all, no one here is surprised. I dont even live in that state and I've heard some shit.

Tell us more about Frankston

>Implying slankets like this aren't found in abundance in all other capital cities and even a lot of rural areas.
Have you heard the urban legend of the girl at the B&S ball who got drunk, bent over the front of a car, lifted her dress over head and told all the boys to go through her? Only to stop when the last guy sounded a bit too familiar, pulled her dress back down and at that moment her and her brother realised they'd been keeping it in the family for a good couple of minutes?

>it’s another threads where chads talk about all the different international women they fucked

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Tell me why you think you can't do this too user

Not him, but I'm awkward and never know what to say

I’m asian with a 3.5 inch dick m8

1. You care too much. Who cares if you spill the spaghetti 1 million times? It means literally nothing ten minutes later.
2. Practice practice practice. Make it a goal to just talk to someone. Start with cashiers and hospitality people at work. But not 10/10s. Pick people you think are about the same out of 10 as you or a little bit higher. While exchanging money or whatever make a little small talk. "So how's your day been?" Just general non threatening bullshit like that. You're not trying to get a number, just getting your brain used to doing something without going into a blind panic. Creating the neural pathways that will lead to Chad-dom.
3. If you fuck it up, return to step 1.