Dutch for a qt3.14

What up Jow Forumsfags. This is my first time on your board, my home being Jow Forums, and I am dabbling in Dutch. It goes like this:
>Be me
>School year starts
>International kids come sometimes, usually Chinese with some hosting company my school partners with.
>New girl from Holland comes, speaks barely and English (TOEFL Score ~30%)
>At least 9/10 and everyone thinks so too
>Everyone wants to make a play but she speaks another language
>This is where I come in
>Use that handy dandy Duolingo from Spanish Class to start Dutch
>So long Chads, look who's the real virgin now
So, am I a mega autist for learning a new language for one qt3.14? Also, Dutch grammar tips, I have trouble with negatives.

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What a fag

Dude it's 3:30 in the morning, if you made this thread 5 hours earlier you might have gotten some Dutchies/lelgians to respond.
>Dutch grammar tips, I have trouble with negatives.
prepare to get raped

>Tfw no cute dutch gf to motivate me

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>She can barely say anything, so she just has hopeful glances

Autists don't learn language for other people

Fine, then what would you call a person who learns an entire language for flirting?

Belgian guy is right tho you posted in American hours. You want euro hours you gotta post around noon

But you are not learning, you just want to get by to impress

A cheat

OP here, I'm not a fag and please help thread survive until noon.

>neo/k/on
kys faggot

OP again, I actually want to learn, the flirting is just a side motivation.

Jow Forums is based grabber faggot

>Need to say a word to get girls
What a fucking virgin

Whiter than you Pablo

Pablo is for colombians dumb burger

Fine, you got me, but in the meantime, can you educate me on Hispanic names and their countries of accordance?

Someone get screen caps of this massive idiot

Portuguese and brazilians have spanish names but typed by people with fingers that are too fat for the keyboard.

Pablo=paolo
Juan=joao
Martin=martim
Simon=simao

a retard

i thought the name paolo was common in italy as well

you right tho, portuguese is ugly

its based only for faggots and good goys
better stay on your contamination board, bitch. you'll feel better in company of other school kids

>He thinks that you can't be 18 in school
None of today's young teen Zoomers would be this autistic about anything other than Fortnight

Only joao is right we don't have any simao and martin and Pablo/Paolo is unusual Chile=Sebastian
Argie=Hernan
Mexico= Hernandez

I would like to unsarcastically say thank you, now I can atleast make fun of South Americans properly.

Also remember, very popular right now are borrowed names. Brazilians love giving names like Henderson as a first name, and in Guatemala we like Byron and Maynor. More often than not misspelled.

.l.

What does that mean? Is it a penis or a face?

Duolingo was invented by Luis von Ahn, a guatemalan :)

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whatever you'd like to stick up your ass

I plan on going to a mission trip to Guatamala with my church. It is near Mount Fuego

It's a volcano

That is the Fire volcano. Good for you man, thanks for coming down here. Mormon?

He also helped with recaptcha

A vos no te falta una novia holandesa, lo que te faltan son HUEVOS para ser hombre y hacer algo que valga la pena.
Sos el típico guatemalteco que trata mal a sus mujeres, a las de su país, las que trabajan duro, estudian, luchan por los que quieren, solo porque no son rubias... pero a una rubia o de ojos claros pela si es drogadicta ahí si le harías huevos y te motivarías? como decimos los chapines: COME MIERDA CEROTE.

Lo dije de chiste vos. En verdad me gustan mas morenas del caribe

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dutch girls feet stink. They always wear those smelly wood shoes (often without socks)

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>she is bad at English
She must be an airhead then. Almost everyone here speaks English.

Protip: tell to her that some Dutch guy on the internet said that you have to say "neuken in de keuken." It literally means "fucking in the kitchen" but it's a big inside joke for us Dutchies with the tourists here. So now you make her laugh and have an excuse to talk about sex with a 9/10 schattigtaartje. You're welcome.

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Pobre tu novia vos se nota que has de ser una mierda con ella si es que tenes porque por lo que leo tenes unos aires de superioridad para pensar que podes tener una novia holandesa o caribeña

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Do something good; you are a foreigner with foreign heritage and totally owe jackshit to America.

Do something bad; Those darn Americans!

News article about a Liberian Cannibal who resided in the Netherlands tortures and eats Frenchies.
titel: "Dutch man eats People"
First off the French aint people.
Secondly a Hamster born in a barn isnt a horse.

>Secondly a Hamster born in a barn isnt a horse.
Most important part of this post

Want to know how I know your story is bullshit?

A dumb cunt. I hope she rejects you and you're stuck with a useless skill.
>t. Learning Dutch

if a dutch girl cant speak english she must be super stupid
have fun with your tokkie
just learn curse words
that should do the trick and throw frikandellen at her