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2. what's the most heroic thing you've done?

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>unironically saved a life
he had a massive seizure and began to choke on his own vomit. i massaged his throat until he vomited all over my brand new khakis

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2.Saved toddler cousins hand from being crushed by a door when I was 8 by blocking it with my hand instead

>stoot up for a person in need while riding the metro

A boring life is a good life

I am a cunt
I once took a bullet for my friend. It was .22 though so maybe the time I helped a kid climb down from a big tree is more heroic.

RARE AND WHOLESOME
What's day to day life like in China my man?

Eat*
Sleep/sit in traffic*
Work*
Eat*
Sleep*
Work*
Sleep/sit in traffic*
Eat*
Square dance/fuck like bunnies*
Sleep*
Repeat

*while being on your phone

That's my outsiders perspective though. I quite like it. If they allow VPNs again I wouldn't mind at all living here.

I don't help strangers. sorry.

gross, but based

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2. I blinked my headlights to the vehicle on the oncoming road to warn him about the police

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saw a girl drop some card from her wallet and picked it up and gave it to her when i saw she didn't notice and was walking away from it

based

game winning tackle for loss through a triple team

Helped pull a skid loader out of the mud once I guess

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Owned up to being religious

>be american

I told people "democracy is demon racy".

Saved Toilberg $3 million with a single email

guy jumped head forst into a small "lake" with a rock bottom. came out closed eyes head pouring blood lile a maniac. me and other lad bring the lad put and i used my shirt to tight his head while paramedics came.

I helped organize a huge free Christmas Party in the center of my city for the homeless and less fortunate people, where they could eat lots of christmass food, get presents with wrapped donated essentials like fresh underwear and hygiene products, play games and listen to live music. I was also Santa at the same party playing and hugging random kids. It took over a month to prepare but was totally worth it.

Not heroic but once jumped onto the railway tracks to fetch someone's sandles

well, I mean he wasn't going to need them anymore

this is why i dont leave my house

I get the joke but it was a couple of females who asked for help

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2. Killed two russians

based

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Killed 13 h*mans