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Happy birthday.
Also you won't be a 30 year old virgin, right?

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sackler family unleashed opioids in Appalachia to destroy the people living there

My birthday is on 2 months
And then my 30th in a year
Also I’m married and we’re planning on a second baby so no

based

>is on
Phoneposting is hard but I don’t even own a desktop

i thought this was funny as fuck when my friend told it to me as a joke

13 months for me

Shit misread that as 14 minutes for some reason.

The futures now old man

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Turning 18 in one month and 13 days

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Halloween?

Wish I had a lawn to mow

hot

Can't stop thinking about the Asian girl who talked to me

Yes

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We have the same bday

That's nice.
Wanna hang out on our birthdays?

Are amenians nigger tier in California?

dont know any armenians

no

tfw birthday is a few days before Thanksgiving

Where you live

Yes

if you dont think Halloween is the GOAT holiday, you're dumb

hello literal 11 year old

Thanks

Wisconsin

Halloween is fun again to me

t. brainlet

small brain: halloween
medium brain: 4th of july
large brain: Christmas
huge brain: thanksgiving
intergalactic gargantuan brain: labor day

My grandparents were from Wisconsin. I’m in Indiana

>not gorging out on candy and watching spooky movies on october 31st

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imagine being a grown man and doing this
utter state

>caring about holidays at all

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>imagine having fun

oh noooooooooo

At what age did you stop going trick or treating?
11 for me

I go trick or treating
t. 28 year old boomer

11 as well
the same as any normal healthy person

>turning down free candy

two years ago i had a halloween party at my house and 150 people came so eventually the cops showed up

I remember I went trick or treating and some nigger gave me ranch in a plastic cup
It spilled all over my candy. God I hate niggers.

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>trick or treating once as a kid
>really young still
>some family had set up their whole yard like a bunch of real try hards with a maze and all
>turns out the dad was hiding in one of the hedges scaring kids
>he was crouched in them and grabbed my ankle when I walked by
>scared the shit out of me
>kicked him right in the face
>nearly broke his nose
>the next year they just sat out a bowl of candy

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Cool. I’m sure it was fun

way to ruin everything

When I was like 21 I stood on my porch and grabbed kids hands as they reached to take candy from the bowl
Then my girlfriend who was dressed as a witch and was holding the candy bowl would grab them a second time
They never expected the second time

Every single other person in this thread is a LITTLE BITCH

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That's not Sachiko

>fuck borders and laws and shit
>AND FUCK T*RKS

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don't like the first one but like the second one

not having any creative qualities is reason for suicide

>original runescape soundtrack is 321 MB

wtf

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once my parents die im killing myself

why?

my parents would be really sad if i died, maybe even suicidal

same

mine would be devestated but they would not kill themself
you don't kys every time someone dies
you grieve and move past it

I have too much to live for to kms

34 months from now

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that's nice...

true
i keep thinking i'll finally have the skillset and enriching career to make me happy
i keep dreaming of making a Bannerlord mod but i never actually approach the skills needed

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It takes a lot of guts to end it all. Unless you're a lunatic you probably won't have the will power to pull it off and if you do you should stop being a bitch and use that will power to fix your life.

Too bad Bannerlord will never be released...

I KEEP DREAMING OF MAKING A BANNERLORD MOD AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

Having a kid has given me lots of will to live

The conversation between myself and my friends gf who I just met recently for the second time every ( we hit it off ) has become flirtatious.

I would never move in on his girl but it's also a good thing I am leaving the country in a few days.

why can't i enjoy the mundane or the active gaming without being drunk

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Bang her then tell your friend once you leave. Roasties need to suffer.

If it weren't a childhood friend and one of my closest I probably would attempt it. But he is, so that literally isn't even slightly an option. I want to. keep my friendship with him and no ass is worth that.

I wish I did know more though, whether she is just flirty/attention starved ( he doesn't treat her great admittedly ) or whether she is a hoe. I don't have enough to go on to tell my mate about this without risking damaging our friendship.

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Had a katsudon sandwich and a dr pepper 10

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It is your duty as a friend to protect him from thots. You are the hero he needs.

27 I'll be

why do girls do this?

>tfw no friends to drink and play vidya with
>tfw no friends

I am the guy who is moving to Poland in a few days. I won't be able to protect him at a distance, and I won't know enough about her before I leave. It's out of my hands.

I am seeing them all to hang out one last time before I go, maybe I can get something substantial but at the same time it's like walking on a frozen lake.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dPSqAh26lmw

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youtube.com/watch?v=OSuba0LSkwQ

maybe there is some hope for me yet

guess I'll have to force myself to play autismcraft again since there's nothing to do

minecraft mod packs are comfy desu

I’m going to try shrooms tonight for the first time, what am I in for

Dose?

2g

Take 3.5g at least if you want to trip. At 2g you'll get very tame CEV and a perception shift. A dark room, good music and 3.5g is the ideal beginner dose.

fuck that go for 5 grams minimum and take it with a vitamin C supplement
you might get some nauseau but at 5 grams you'll basically just transcend it after a certain point

He is trying it for the first time. Ideal dose is 3.5g, I call it the snorkling dose, as you can put your head in the water and explore, but at any moment you can pull your head out and be okay.

5g + a catalyst is like putting on a SCUBA and tying a 200lb weight onto yourself before jumping into the water.

Alright.
Should I get someone to keep an eye on me? I don’t have experience with psychedelics and I don’t want to end up freaking out and hurting myself.

If you've never done ANY psychedelics then it isn't a bad idea to have a trip sitter. But at the same time, if you're used to altered states it isn't like 3.5g will make you lose control.

lads what area should i stay in as tourist

and yes I know la is shit yada yada

please help

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