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sand niggers did it better

Still lost the war lol

>us starts a war to annex canada
>fails to do so
>gets wrecked in retaliation
>this is somehow a win in the books for america

lol

USA never won a war except against themselves.

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delete this

War was started because of British impressment and the most powerful empire in the world still couldn’t take back a colony lol

Keep defending your master though, you were too cowardly to fight against them and now you’re an irrelevant backwater :^)

Mexican American, Spanish American, Philippine american, WWII, gulf war

>In July 1814, following orders from Cochrane, Rear Admiral George Cockburn sent in a raiding party to Washington. The approaching British forced the American President James Madison and his party to flee so hurriedly that the raiding forces were able to sit down and enjoy the dinner and wine prepared for him before they burned the White House

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Gotta admire the audacity of burning down the white house.
Back when brits & canadians weren't completely and utterly cucked into oblivion. What a time

*can't beat a bunch of backwoods farmers with Napoleonic veterans*
it's like a proto-vietnam
oh yeah and we razed York first

>Britain
>Most Powerful in 1812

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the British stopped impressment of American before the war started
and the Westminster system is way better than the American one

Ah yes that well known fact when the American fleet sailed to England and marched inland to rasie the roman town of york

epic prank

lmao

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c*cknadians are vile and filthy and we should deport them all back to England and give """their""" territory to the Québécois

shoulda coulda woulda can't pierre

>can't
!?

Best Ally

>American education

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well, you obeyed the anglos and killed our men too

It wasn't the 40,000 backwoods farmers, it was the 60,000 French and Spanish, along with wide support for American independence in parliament, and the realisation that America would work better as an independent trade ally than a costly and contentious colony.

pretty sure he's talking about the 1812 war

>roman
danish*

We could have done it easily, and were on the brink of doing so. Unfortunately, our main focus at the time was the Napoleonic Wars, so we had to direct resources accordingly.

top lel

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But America did get beat in the War of 1812, badly beaten. I assume he says Napoléonic veterans because yanks can't into history.

I don't know. He talked about Napoleonic veterans, so I assumed he was talking about this war...

It wasn't a bad battle for the Americans since you were outnumbered but it's not as great as you make it out to be
>it was fought after the war was over
>Americans likely committed war crimes to win
>Brits were over 90 miles from their supply lines
>piratical treachery
>Jackson thought he lost and that the officer who came to surrender was there to accept his surrender which he was ready to give
>despite the popular Horton song claiming the Brits were cowards, one British company was actually applauded by the Americans as they left the field for their impressive courage and discipline under withering fire.

your mother committed war crimes

You don't know that

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>literally needs to get bailed out of two world wars

oh no no no no no no aaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

My house! Is out of the ordinary
That's right! Don't wanna hurt nobody (except for Yanks)
Some things sure can sweep me off my feet
Burning down the White House