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lads

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Me? I support Israel.

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both

The so-called shopping list
- tortillas
- black beans
- red beans
- pickled jalapenos
- jalapeno hot sauce
- tasty cheese family size pack
- red onions
- tomatoes
- lime
I think it's quite clear what I'll be making!

>random muslim
>in specific

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cat bin

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no it's not clear

Anime is a psyop designed to make you gay.

do girls ever want nudes

saw this cat in my garden the other day who just wouldent fuck off ended up throwing a rock at it and hitting its neck haha

One day

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>be Australian
>alarm goes off at 6.30am
>still wearing hivis from yesterde
>three different Prime Ministers have come and gone overnight
>fourth one is about to be sworn in
>make brekky
>bite into strawberry
>cop a sewing needle through the roof of the mouth
>can't feel it because still pissed from the fifteen cans of Emu Export last night
>drive to site
>Fooeys are playing on Triple M, fucken grouse
>bite into a meat pie at lunch
>full of sewing needles and redback spiders
>drop pie and make apprentice pick it all up
>knock off at 2
>straight to bottleo
>block of bushchook and a pouch of white ox
>open pouch to roll a smoke
>full of sewing needles and blue ring octopuses
>get stung and stabbed multiple times
>she'll be right mate
>crack tinnie
>turn on telly
>another leadership spill means a fifth Prime Minister is being sworn in
>fifth Prime Minister Is actually a sewing needle
>NSW government has just banned nightclubs, festivals, alcohol, cars, walking, sneezing, and the concept of joy
>absolute bloody outrage this is
>walk back into kitchen and open fridge
>full of sewing needles and a great white shark
>get eaten
>it's me RDO tomorra so she'll be right

of you? nah

yes, a polish girl i talk to always asks for nudes

family or friends?

2/10 unrelatable but I understood a few words

Wouldn't mind having a thicc girl from the Levant sit on my face

poofailians btfo

you arrive in Pengdon

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enjoyed this post but I feel that you could have shortened it

*gets acid thrown in my face*

kiwis bullying us again
going to take this up with the u.n.

>live in tassie
>don't worry about any of these things

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Gets white chalk thrown on your bag to make you mark of pickpockets

You arrive in Pengris

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the yuh-noit-ded fucken nay-shuns? ahh bunch a fucken cunts they are

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The day is here lads. My web lies and deceit crushes the chest and makes me feel like dying. Today is the day it all falls apart

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Me? A bit tired

LITERALLY in a building in that picture RIGHT NOW

you say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie
cause that'll be the day when i die

how do I ask for nudes

I rate it

give us a wave

He who digs a hole falls into it.
I dug with an oil drilling rig and dove headfirst.

I am literally shaking as I have been for the past few days knowing this day was closing in. Pray for me

all of Paris is peng

keep eating those walkers sensations roast chicken crisps and without fail always gives me stomach pains and the shits. unbelievable honestly

how do i file metal flat

why is 'tismoleaf in the UK

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uni attendance is dropping again

My condolences

bloody german backpackers

Oi! Ello

*waves at you and sticks my thumb up*

Use my birds fucking tits flat as a fucking plank of wood the silly slag. Told her to will them into existence

No my drug and gambling addiction caused me to spin a web of deceit for over a year and I gambled away mine and my partners life savings on online poker so I'm literally suicidal because today is the day it falls apart because she doesn't know yet.

Post toot

>>live in tassie
do you fuck your cousin

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been fucking crying in the toilets at work again but instead of helping me these neurotypical cunts want to fucking film me and put it on instagram

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heres your fucking tv licence payment

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any smart but lazy man in

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Qg3DxELVPj4 genuinely think this is one of the best songs of the year

ah yes, smazy

How do I calm down I'm having a panic attack at the thought of what is to come today

what is the point of writing it in welsh literally no one speaks it as their only language

genuinely think you're bent

excellent post

Based and redpilled

just ordered 2 large chips 2 x10 mcnuggets 2 double quarter pounders and a mcflurry from mcdonalds via uber

...

have a nice sip of alcohol, the all cure!

Have i told you how much i like tibet

>tfw paying £610 a month in child support

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Xanax

Why do you only get noided when people who actually respect me shit on you for being garbage?
Why isn't what I say good enough?

gf is in a foul mood now because I didn't want a chocolate pudding and put it back lol

Can't drink or do drugs that is what caused my addiction to spiral in the first place

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runt

no tibet, only glorious china

Excessive litigiousness is always a marker of decline in society.

ah he's here... quality's about to drop down

call her a bitch from melvin

can feel the shits coming now, might have a banana

Of Course Tíbet has always been part of china

mad how 100 years ago autism didnt even exist and yet now 1/3 children are diagnosed with it
if vaccines aren't the cause then what is

okay, this is epic

will do

got a 57.5 on my 40% econ exam lads

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I AM not going to have sons anyway

>addiction

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all you ever do is hide behind your bloody door. you can't do that louis, you've got to come

Explain the sewing needles thing

>octopuses

um, sweetie? the correct term is octopi x

people have been finding needles in strawberries here

on multiple occasions?

abc.net.au/news/2018-09-19/strawberry-needles-queensland-police-taskforce/10280948

mynd i ffwcio chi eich hun

across the entire country desu