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You have a stroke there? gone a bit asian on us

did a clean shave for the first time in about a year years and cut my hair for the first time since june

forgot how fucking good looking i am desu

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mentally ill vlads

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not a virgin anymore
not even that, I lost it to an amazing cute girl who loves me and has an amazing body.
had a lovely 4 days with her. absolutely worth losing my mate and all my mates over it

just surreal really. could NOT have been better

it's business, not personal

this but without a completely clean shave

in about a year years

So many younguns here zzzz fuck off and come back when you're 19 cheers

I've never understood people's obsession with youthfulness. You either are or are not. And there's no way of pursuing of achieving it. If you're old, you're old. If you're young, your young. Enjoy it for what it is.

Right now I'm young, but I look forward to being an oldman and doing old man things like speaking down to young people and being slightly senile.

just when I thought I was out
they pull me back in

Haven't had a good fuck in 6 months

would be good looking if i lost weight and thus exposed my jawline, but am an alcoholic due to anxiety and thus consume thousands of calories a day in cheap wine

I am green with envy. I'm punching my own bollocks that I probably will not be as lucky as you.

There are cute girls everywhere but none for me.

i cant wait to push peoples patience to the absolute upper limit when i'm an old cunt

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T H E
U N T H I N K A B L E

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i'm only 19 but my mind is young

8 hours of sleep 16 hours of /brit/

very sad post this

16+8=21

retard

FOLC

yeah 3 hours of poonigger

hahahahahahaha enjoy being alone

why

I use mobile data for Internet
Works a charm

The phone acts as a router
It's pretty quick

>16+8=21

Another poo nigger deceased, another story is told

shut the fuck up

isnt that expensive

Is England still like those Charles Dickens plays they did on PBS?

laughed way too fucking hard at this

He thinks some woman he cheated on his friend with loves him and now he's lost all his friends for being short-sighted and selfish

it aint nuthin really ayo poo nigger suck my willy

I do this, but the bandwith varies a lot.

Why?
No 30 a month

hahahaha was a pretty EPIC post 2bq/h

imagine being loved
can't fathom it myself

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there is no kind of lashing out at people or society that will make any difference whatsoever, so just continue to simmer in your hate and anger

anime

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Literal scum

imagine being me

how do u do it

doing a choon

youtu.be/-JNVErZYiZM

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Might play some FIFA 18 Career mode, don't know yet though. But probably.

guess I'll just settle with an average gf because I cant be arsed breaking up

how do I pick up fat arthoe girls

they knew I was in there doing a poo and started throwing wet toilet paper over the cubicle at me
this is supposed to be a fucking professional work environment

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dunno mate timmy mcveigh made a bit of a diff ay

why not fifa 19

I seriously want an eyes girl. I'm hypnotised by girls with eyes. My heart belongs to them. Ahhhhhh, I want one so bad. I swear I'll love her forever.

get a forklift and drive it to melbourne

is that hair natural? it's like a fucking loofah. must feel nice

my player on fifa 18 is a 25 mil $ striker and ive played 3 seasons and i havent been offered anyone dece yet

really hope this is real

hope lyon bring the dembilition against man shitty this evening

Plug your phone in via USB and it just works as Internet
Or if android enable USB Tethering in connection settings

did he really though?

mong

What will the Grozny of the 2020s Scottish Separatist conflict be?
youtube.com/watch?v=kNR7oOdIKh8

Why is every 2nd tinder girl a nurse?

Just tested I get 35mb dl and 4mb upload
Never had a problem downloading torrents and shit either

Oh my days he's back
Been a while

>he's here

Where the fuck have you been

might have a nap lads what do you think

How are YOU preparing for the inevitable race war leading on from the foreign invasion of Britain?

ME? I did ten pushups just yesterday. Might do another ten today. I'm READY for any grooming gang that might come my way

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shouldnt u be fasting dont think ur allowed on the internet lad

you still post?

gross

there are 15 year olds online arguing about world leaders lmao absolute state, the internet is fucked

it makes no sense that ordinary people be invested in big things that they can't influence at all...even these things are hardly affecting their lives lmao

fucking machine kike can't survive in this new janny world

And why is every other tinder boy an engineer? Weird

yeah they make certain changes to like, police protocol and that when they shoot up joints
usuallly its mossad false flags tho
yeah yeah asio i'm onto you

is that really cheaper than bt or virgin etc

thought mobile carriers only offered a little and then jacked the prices up when you inevitably exceed the limit

Used to have this done to me all the time when I went to school. To be fair, I'd spend an hour on the toilet and I was (and still mostly am) incredibly autistic. I was the perfect target. I never took it personal cause the chadlettes would do it to anyone when teachers weren't around just for shits and giggles. They didn't even know it was me they were giving a hard time.

request a transfer mate? I was like 76 rated at Luton Town and I requested a transfer and went straight to Liverpool

It looks like ole Scoob is gonna shag the bathtub.

you might be out of the loop
the new janny is a hard nut

The virgin freak(s) (Plural) rear their ugly heads

I have done and I'm rated 78 but the only offer I got was from fucking Huddersfield lmfao

sexually abused as a child

imagining how dissatisfied she'd be with my pathetic tadger after that

Was she hot?

LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN BABY WITH ME
MMMM-MMM-MM-MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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dizzee rascal released a new EP and it sounds like his old album boy in da corner mixed with his pop hits he did with calvin harris

pretty good lads

me? i'm a tradie
(currently on extended leave)

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