Just ate a strawberry

>just ate a strawberry
>forgot to cut it up

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You're absolutely fucked

Just use my foolproof method: Spike all of your own strawberries, then there's no guesswork.

nailed it

????

RIP

I want to play strawberry roulette but I don't have friends

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How has no one been arrested yet? Don't they know the farm the original strawberries came from?

Genius

They found a young man who claimed it was just a prank bro.