/brit/

salam

but they were white

blocks your path

can't believe you wasted money on this shite honestly

oh god Im so sorry user

thats worse LOL

jordanian flag?
got it filtered

It's not great. I can have a laugh with most people when I first meet them, but after a few days I just stay quiet and keep to myself again.

i dont know lads

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ahh i've lost the video of kev talking about the weather

‘merican flag?
got it filtered

Also has a variant of the public toilet line where she goes
>I used to be a public toilet, which was... Ugh
And if you time the flush right on the last part it sounds like she's cumming

can't wait to see the amazingly disappointing dutch post

praise be to allah brother :)

how was the recent meeting?

sex isn't great if you don't like or know the person

shes like heroin to me
she cannot miss a vein

sex is like pizza

even bad “sex” is okay

and yet they still managed to create a decent, developed first world country. more than can be said for any country filled with brown people

disagree
casual sex is nothing like someone you share a bond with

I'm the opposite, bit awkward and quiet initially then I sort of come into my own with my retard charm. I think it's part of measuring people out and seeing what they find funny

Strawberries I got from the shop say imported from Australia. Worried lads.

How do I motivate myself to do anything? I don't feel suicidal but I just can't be arsed to do anything for the whole day.

is nothing like doing it with someone you share a bond with*

would talk down to you and call you a dog nonce again but honestly respect the creativity and ability to get a nut off on a public train

are belts /fa/?

fair point, as a normoid Ive never tried casual things, only sex with gfs over a long time

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are you nonwhite?

youtube.com/watch?v=dG1F89DetCM

the virgin freak discovers that people judge on looks sometimes, astounding

almost like criminal activity isn't hereditary or a class you start the game with like an mmo

>clothing company are dispatching my item a week late so they're giving me a free gift

is that fair ?

Neither guys are that good looking, that line would be rejected regardless of which guy there said it

constantly park outside terrace houses at around 4PM to piss off the ragie wagies who come home from work

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no

how did mark get two dominoes pizzas for 6 quid what the fuck

Yeah, everyone likes attractive people more than uggos. What's your point?

The....new match????!

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he (had a method)

Depends on the ""free"" gift and whether you actually needed these clothes by a certain date.

Women should sleep with ugly men.

seems alright to me mate

6 quid each

I can usually tell what kind of things people find funny, but I think maybe I just feel awkward when people like me or something. I don't really like to take credit or receive praise for things, either.

revolt against the modern world

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That's unnatural though.

the 'f

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youtube.com/watch?v=NNqDvr87GTA

based shark lads

Think the Indian govt should get on to Virgin about this toilet woman; could fix the street shitting over night.

Not if they're forced to do so at gunpoint.

Based sharks saving us from ourselves

nah
if you did any of that you were executed
that's the era where the word "draconian" was first used, to refer to a British lawmaker who loved the noose

((((sharks))))

they were both fuckin large too
routine helps

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fucking love Spotify

still mate that's two large for 12 quid

what's this racist freak babbling about?

its been settled then sharks are based and redpilled

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>Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown, 14, reveals Drake, 31, texts her telling her he ‘misses her’ and gives her advice on boys

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last time I ordered something too large for 12 quid it was your mum

almost like brown people are low IQ savages who are incapable of forming a civilized society

fingered the toilet woman behind a train depot last week

i bet her farts stink after eating rubbish like that

same. shame I have to use a VPN

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Drake has already stretched her out

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mum wont let me eat anything today lads

she doesn't fart

the first civilisations were all started by brown people mong

>ah yes dominos, what a bargain

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youtube.com/watch?v=HkveQrTBFtU

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I feel like I have to stake em out first, nothing makes me cringe more than flat jokes. Bit of silence between mates isnt a big deal anyway.

Whenever I get praised I don't really feel much appreciation for it either, might be cus i'm a perfectionist might be because I'm para as fuck and think people are just giving me lip service

powerful thighs on 'er

that's pretty cheap isn't it
it'd be $20, think dominoes here is only $5-$10 for most. been a while tbf

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yeah. and the ones which remained brown remained shit holes

is there any need mate

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Small brain post mboko

its not really domestic violence if they enjoy being choked 2bh

Im scottish and unironically

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Stop that movement, stop that movement
Y'all can't move me, this my movie
Y'all can't stop me, ya'll too sloppy
Carbon copied, carbon
Same thing, in a room
Sittin' by myself, findin' heaven soon
Many things that will trouble you
Look beyond for a feelin' like you never knew
Reachin' out huntin' for the truth
I guessin' I'm just sick of runnin'
All this time searching hard for somethin'
I can hear the angels comin'

I had a massive folder of footy girl arse shots but i lost it like a fucking dickhead

poor life choice

Fucking boomers lmao zoomies win again

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well yeah, if I didn't give her money it'd be like a relationship or something

very cheap, typically you get meal deals for about 20 quid and 20 pound is enough for a weeks shopping

Just say you're Celtic

can a man not miss his tiny platonic girlfriend? what a harsh world we now live in