List of European countries we could beat up:
Ireland
Spain
Poortugal
Netherlands
Switzerland
Austria
Czechia
Slovakia
Serbia
Bosnia
Slovenia
Croatia
Albania
Bulgaria
Romania
Greece
Poland
Belarus
Hungary
Estonia
Latvia
Lithuania
Norway
Denmark
Sweden
Finland
List of European noncountries we could beat up:
Belgium
Monaco
Luxembourg
Malta
That little one between France and Spain
The Pope
Kosovo
Is this your attempt to shitpost like an australian?
No, oldopeans have a superiority complex, I’m just reminding them that we are much more powerful than most of them. The future belongs to the New World
So shut your trap and apologize to me. We could annex you, notmexico
>Romania
Hold still you fucking leaf
>implying we would not love being annexed
You need to be able to find us on the map first.
that's right, know your place beneath us
>poortugal
List of European countries that would beat up Canada:
Germany
France
UK
Italy
Russia
Turkey
Know your place, leaf
Turk feel when
gypsymania couldn’t even defeat the soviets, what hope do you have of defeating us?
Be silent before I reduce your cities to ash and your women to our sex slaves
>Russia
>Turkey
>European
t. Mehmed bin-Schwartz
Liechtenstein too apparently since he didn't mention it
>America's hat
>Doing anything
Hahahaha he can't find us on the map!
Epic
kek I just looked it up and we have more soldiers, tanks and towed artillery and almost as many naval assets & attack aircraft. Apparently you cucks don't even have any nukes.
>Belgium
>country
Monaco and "that little one between France and Spain" are under France's protection. Be careful Canada, we still got allies inside of your country and are willing to help them get their freedom!
> we still got allies inside of your country and are willing to help them get their freedom!
France has been all talk no game about this for 250 years
>Ignoring the greater Belgian empire
>the pope
he doesn't know about the secret army and the nukes
OH NONONONONONO
>250 years
Where were you when Napoléon turned Europe upside down? Oh wait... You're country wasn't even born. You're too young for being a has been and you will never be relevant, deal with your elder, the US make too much shadow for you.
Your country*
lmao we were here since the 1600s you stupid shit
im french. fucking idiot
>Poland
Yeah, no.
They have actual reasons to be worried and maintain a serious army, unlike you.
>We've been here since the 1600's
Being a colony of Britain doesn't count you retard. You gained independence in 1867, and even then your foreign policy was still controlled by the Bongs kek
1. China and other associated Yellow nations
Country we could enslave
2. Canada
You are also a dumbshit. Pick up a book and read it. You should know that we were our own country far before the anglos came in force
Canada is the sixth largest user of nuclear power in terms of electricity output, seventh in terms of capacity. Canadian-designed plants are among the safest and most versatile in the world. They've been exported to a number of countries, including Romania.
We don't have nuclear capability, but we possess the necessary expertise and resources to develop and manufacture bombs in as little as a few months.
>leaf blower
>blower
don't ya want to get to know each other first?
its the rinky dink island that the Germans failed to annihilate. Buzz Beurling was a mistake
That hurt.
The idea of Canada and Canadians came about 20 something years after American Independence. What the fuck were you back then I wonder, the Holland's little cuckboi?
it's okay lad, I love Malta and the Siege of Malta was some of the craziest shit of WWII.
That's actually pretty cool. Ceaușescu had the plans and capacity to develop nuclear weapons but he never did. I think we gave most of our resources away after 1989 like the good goys we are
this isn't true, the french in the Province of Canada (everything around the great lakes) referred themselves as canadians for like 200 years before the the anglos started calling themselves this too
but for anglo canadians its true
pls hug. they dropped many bombs.
obligatory frog post, how disgusting
>Province of Canada
was a British colony in the mid 1800s after the British Parliament merged Upper and Lower Canada, what in the fuck are you on about you fag.
But sure, go ahead and show me this French colony in North America in 1596.
everything's going to be okay
*defends BELARUS*
Never in this century could the Holy See be defeated by the likes of you heathen.
But most eu country dont invest in theyre military because yoy pick a fight with one and we all jump inside train.
Ikr. I mean they dont even try to keep it a secret.
Canada was a Province in New France, typical history illiterate anglo canadian
we are the same country numb nuts, stop being butthurt that there are millions of us. we are on the same side.
Or are we?
Why do anglos hate french people but get butthurt when we threaten to separate. The irish were probably right lmao. Anglos are so butthurt about french people they would literally flood the whole country with shitty immigrants and destroy both of us just to stop the country from breaking in two.
Lolno, that's like saying We were a country since Roman times because of the tribe of Belgae
>The idea of a country means the country actually exists
C'mon even a leaf can't be that dumb, and for your information we BTFO'd the Dutch and got our independence, which should be obvious to anyone who looks at a modern map
As long as your annexing places, can we be next?
>says the literal non-country
I support this purely on the basis that it's an eye-sore to map loving folks like me that you aren't canadian
I’m just in it for the health care.
frig off
>typical selfish, nationalistic Canadian, caring only for those within his borders.
r-rude