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Anyone else get very angry when you see your gf/oneitis speaking to other lads or knowing that they have friends you don't know about?

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want to cum on her face

imagine Fight Club if he had been a sub 9 male

The goal gf

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if your gf speaks to other males that aren't related to her she's a whore

I'm not even joking

No. That's the best way for them to actually cheat with those dude. Best reaction is no reaction and speak to 10 other girls yourself.

Really do want to fuck everything off and just hitchhike though. Some great memories would be made no doubt

Could be life changing really

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my gf doesn't know i have another gf so she can do what she wants tbf

can I come haha I'm about to pack the toil in

Ever thought about fucking off you normie twat

the girl hes fucking is a dirty bitch so it would be more realistic

You can't do this with girls nowadays though
They'd accuse you of being insane and overprotective

uni lads

will i get bullied for being a 22 year old first year in halls

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>i use adblocker

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can you give me a semi detailed run down
I never played it but am somewhat familiar with 4 and 5 + the main characters

all women should be arrested

No just shave. I'm 19 and look 24

I'd travel with anyone Idc. Let's go lad
Would rather travel with someone else than alone so as to not get into any bother

Alright lads hands up if you want to come on the next hitchhiking trip just I can get a headcount

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no but it will be a bit weird, 22 year olds are generally a lot more mature than 18 year olds

just use element picker and filter the ads. should work regardless of what extension you use (although uBlock Origin is recommended)

anime

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there's too much mate, have a look online. or better yet pick up a copy, it's honestly still amazing even today

yeah I'll come we can play snail mail and get art hoe gfs

Doubt it has ever worked in the past either. Unless you hit them that is. Like 'Listen I don't want you to talk to any other man'. 'ok' *never talks to another man again*. Never happened.

no, most people you meet won't even notice.

Yep I was already thinking about doing something like it so yeah unironcally.

>Unless you hit them that is
edgy

I know my onions

it sounds like a terrible idea to have more than 2 people on a hitchhiking trip

Those ads, fucking gookmoot.

want to drop out of uni because depression

>No. That's the best way for them to actually cheat with those dude

Unironically true.
Mate introduced his friend group to his gf and I shagged her within 2 months and will continue to shag her

*rap beat*
ima yell at you like david byrne
ima ramble at you like tim byrne
ima talk to you like joe rogan
ima beat you up like hulk hogan

all of you are my favourite bros
your mothers are all my favourite hoes
whilst your father sits in bed eating cheerios
and your sisters age is a bit too low...s
*police siren sound*

ima run away from da police
ima speed away in my north face fleece
ima dive into some bushes down in central greece
and then I might change my name to reece

*clears throat
hi my name is reece, I come from algeria
I make the ladies swoon with bouts of hysteria
I make a good lasagne
it won me awards back in pennsylvania

*outro fade*

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you sound like a great mate and a nice person.

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thinking of taking yoga classes to get a fit mummy gf

in a previous age I would have you castrated for this

Not in the slightest. It's been man's go to manœuvre for relationship management since the dawn of time. Not saying it's good or anything, it was what it was.

>depression

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only gays and women do yoga

i am a scumbag but we love each other lmao

nigger

Have adblock but still get massive ad banners at the top of the thread wtffff

>depression
>anxiety
>obesity
>schizophrenia
>diabetes
>aids
>autism
>adhd
>anorexia

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blackest gorilla retard

morrissons jumbo pasty for tea

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That's "Mr. Nigger" to you

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the northern post

listening to elton john and george michael - don't let the sun go down on me

exactly, it's a great plan

hiv =/= aids

I had a cigarette and a Redbull for tea

haha you got me x

Thats fucking disgraceful dude. Are you much better looking than your mate or something?

drinking some tea

listening to brockhampton

Has a series ever dropped off harder than MGS? 1, 2 and 3 are all genuinely some of the greatest games ever made. MGS1 for the amazingly memorable characters, atmosphere and storyline. MGS2 had very prescient themes and has only become more appreciated over the years. MGS3 had the god tier theme song, a great simple story by MGS standards, some brilliant boss fights and a legendary ending.

4 was dog poo and 5 wasn't even finished.

ever got your cheeks busted, negroe?

>tfw might be going back to uni halls at 23 since I have no friends
I'll stick out though

me and the lads

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yeah outing yourself a massive gaylord is a great plan to get women lol

tea is honestly a nigger drink

north easteners are unironically the only real english people in the country

Boxers do yoga

post gammon

I'm good looking maybe just as good looking as him. She's always had a crush on me. Got to know her more when he introduced us to her and we just clicked really

never played any of the metal gears. feel like ive missed out. could watch playthroughs i guess.

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last game i played was fifa 2006

then instead of dicking your mate about you should tell him how you feel about each other. be a fucking man.

Thrill kill for ps1? Now THAT was a game

newcastle is non white

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looks disgusting

remember the hype around Killzone? then it came and it was just sort of "alright"

the whitest part of the uk is

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cymru

*makes a non-diagetic post*

cliffs of dover

newcastle city center is not real newcastle

the first one was pretty cool. then it just got shittier and shittier.

what is the point of this post

nordern oireland

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just squeezed a whiteish yellowish spot on my ball and it smelled like off milk. some sort of puss squirmed out. a small amount

What does this mean in terms of stds