I have fixed North America

>The south is the only part of the USA that still loves this country
This is fucking gold coming from a bunch of fucking failed traitors

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I live in lib central and they fanatically love the US, i don't know what you're talking about

If France didn't sell it, you would had taken it.

We bought the Louisiana territory for 15 million, ~300 million in today's money

The CSA was only trying to preserve american values since the yanks were becoming degenerates
I highly doubt it

Libs absolutely love the US, just a different version of it than yours
No, Napoleon needed money for his conquest of yurop

Shut the fuck up you stupid godforsaken mutt. France CEDED New France after the Seven Years' War which had NOTHING to do with Napolean since he would have been 6 years old at the time.

New France /=/ Louisiana
Might as well call in New Acadia after we kicked the Acadians out of our home.

You wanted to reach the Pacific, you would had declared war to France and taken Louisiana sooner or later.

I don't give a fuck about Queerbec, im talking about the Louisiana territory

>CSA
Butt hurt farmers who REEEEEEE'D and sent the nation into civil war just because they too cheap to pay a few pennies to blacks.

Americans are truly retarded.

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You could say the same thing about the American Revolution.

Louisiana =/= french Canada

As a giga Yank I think they should’ve JF the right to secede, but ending slavery was a good thing. What’s the appea of an unconsentual union?

it's beautiful and we won't have to worry about some rogue state(Quebec)on our border

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seeandand then kill yourself for being this stupid

I don't care, it's the same shit

sterilize yourself

autism

You don't get New England fuck off
I would welcome the annexation of Quebec tho

Autism would be pretending to know what you're trying to talk about, all while trying to save face and say you didn't care in the first place.

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why even make the distinction

que?

They're both french and they were both ceded/bought, the specifics dont matter

you're an idiot and we're done here. crack open a book once in a while

I have fixed the world.

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got a good deal desu, its worth WAY less than that

jesus, and I thought scotians were bad

Good luck you fucking frog pieces of shit

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Didn't he get cucked from his own show?

Im really sad Anglos did not genocide every single frog fuck in Americas

most vile and passive-aggressive people I have ever met in my life they literally hate every fucking person because they are "superior divine frog race"

fuck off, leaf

>anglo new england
lmao

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the trick is to straight bully them they like it

I like the way you think mon ami

I am child of New Hampshire, we use to say in my city you needed a passport to go to the west side because it was where the frenchies lived. I can't remember the last time I heard somebody speak french in public. The french canadians came here for work years ago

>our home
boy do I want to slaughter canadians, sometimes

>You don't get New England fuck off
Oh yes and why not?

oh sorry, is it still yours?

>le 14% face

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Shit. He found out we're frogs.

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>Napolean since he would have been 6 years old at the time.
It's the other way around. Napoleon was born 6 years after the Seven Years War.

get shot, mutt

yea, I see what you mean...

come back home, frenchmen...

Savoy is so far, user. I don't speak a lick of French either.

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Based but I don't want it to be a part of France

Then we will help you, user!

Best frens

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No idea about Spain and Portugal's relationship with their former colonies, but there is no reason UK and France couldn't incorporate their kith and kin into one realm.

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Give the Channel Islands, tho

Can I be French if i’ve never had a real baguette?

We’re all a bunch of successful traitors, so really southerners we being Real Americans.

fuck off

good job pal

One of the best maps I have seen but please put Newfoundland, Prince Edward Island, and Nova Scotia, in with Québec, New Brunswick, and Northern New England. They are too good for Americans and don't deserve that fate.
I rate it 60/63 overall

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I never understood why England was always portrayed as red, France as blue and Spain as yellow. Did they really wore these colors on their uniforms or something? Its a real question they never tought it to us in school, just always used these colors whenever they were talking about colonialism.

The map is good but tbqh NS, PEI and NFL are really not French so we don't need them. Im glad we got Labrador though, it is unironically our land. Oh and one thing we should copy the Anglos for this time is genocide every fucking Amerindian living on these lands. These fuckers have no knowledge of history, no gratefulness towards the Frenchman benevolence and should be exterminated from this planet.

England's flag is red and white and troops famously wore the red uniforms, most colonies had flags with heavy use of red too
The French wore blue and blue is featured on almost all of their flags/ensigns
The Spanish flag is yellow and red

Fun fact: for most of history blue was the colour of Ireland. Green is a relatively new colour associated with the country.

I fixed France
Now get the fuck off our continent

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How about the Maritimes make a political union with New England and Newfoundland and forget about Quebec?

Based frogs

Do one Zhang

They don't have any French but they don't deserve to be American either. Better to incorporate them into France. Also just bring back residential schools and programs aimed at breeding the savage out over time.

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If you lived under the USSR you wouldn't be able to make that political joke. Lucky for you, we do not care.

Enjoy the Pax Americana, mon ami

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Sounds good to me. Gives us a direct connection to Alaska, gets rid of Canada, gets rid of New England, and gives us back our based frog allies on the same continent. I would welcome this with open arms.

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>the most economically depressed region of Canada wants to join up with the most economically powerful region of the USA
hmmm_gib_me_dats.gif

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I know the big meme is saying Quebec has no economy, but the Maritimes quite literally have zero economy.

I reckon if he lived under the USSR he'd be able to mock America as much as he liked actually.

Saved

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>most economically powerful region of the USA
You fucking wot bud

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Are you illiterate Paki? Croatia is under the dominion of the Glorious American Empire (NATO) and we don't care if they insult us. At the end of the day, adults in the room guarantee security from the Russosphere and Sinosphere.

>New Acadia
gross

Wall Street, at the end of the day, is more powerful than Silicon Valley, simply for the fact that the federal government is a house of cuckholds who bail out banks and let tech startups die.

Elon Musk be omitted, of course.

Look at the map, we're just talking about Northern New England
Also, New England is not the most economically powerful region

But New York isn't in New England.

Its metro area is. And if it were to separate into another country, the dynamic would change quite a lot.

Get out of America.

Wrong

I looked it up and while there is a Wall Street in Portland, Maine I don't think it's more powerful than Silicon valley.

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New England is by far the superior region if America

I can understand Quebec and Newfoundland but why would you want a bunch of Huguenots?

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Cope

That’s what they want you to think

Nobody needs coping except the frogs who still won't accept reality. This has been our land for 250 years, so piss off.

If we accept muslims, then why not huguenots?

No. To the extent NYC extends into Connecticut, that part of Connecticut is not New England, and Boston is not New York. We are however the most powerful, influential and insidious region in the world

fair enough

You fucking anglos should fuck off back to your tiny island and let big boys do their shit.

cringe

>good provinces
alberta (without anglos), quebec, newfoundland (without anglos)
>bad provinces
the rest

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