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South Island Independence
Never ever
It's fun to pretend though...
>no dole without northerners
Same in tassie desu
I'll take their tax money, that'll show them.
So its more overlordship over the north you want? Fuck that. I'd have to deal with WA
ohayou
Just cut ties with them and be done with it.
Hi
Hello
Howdy
Need their rock money
hello my cute boy
Bloody dumb valuable rocks.
Hey sexy thang.
Chinese seem to like them so hey
hey qt
why are you being rude desu
I gave it some thought actually. The main reason I just lurk this general these days is because I've lost my desensitisation that Jow Forums gives you. So even Jow Forums is too much for me these days. That combined with the inevitable consequences of basing in thread conversation on a bedlam of gayposting tends to frustrate me.
That said its not much my business I'm not your master. Kinda just don't want this place to go to shit again when its the only part of Jow Forums I can deal with atm
well i haven;t been too bad have i?
i'll try to keep it under control, but i'm not stopping
Make /ausnz/ great again
>again
/comfy/ again*
Tell the Chinese to buy our coal, our great high quality coal.
That thing is one of those god forsaken lady boys isn't it?
that's better
buy american coal
pls support the arkansan economy
Nah we want to sell them ours
That's the joke
We can't buy your coal, we've got mountains of it just laying around.
Gotta get rid of ours first.
They're hungry hungry hippos, they can buy ours too.
>That's the joke
Ahhhh I got ya, the one flew right over me.
yeah... but you need coal to power the powerplants that power your mining machines, right? just use ours!
Not much of a joke. Just trying to have a sense of humour about it. hurr durr stop doing things I don't like on muh inyernets
Holy shit!
What a great idea!
I'll bring that idea up during the next meeting.
Of course we won't be able to pay you, but we could give you some of what we mine, how about that?
Well good on ya for taking a good stance on the thing.
seems like a fair trade
Just have to bide my time until I'm Morrison's Vice PM sadly
Neato.
Do Vice PMs last longer than PMs or do they get kicked out and switched when the new fella takes charge?
Who knows how long Morrison will last.
Dunno don't care. Morrison seems like a bit of a tit desu. Hear about the stunt where he brought a lump of coal into parliament and said "This is coal. Don't be a afraid of it"
Well light it up you fuckwit. See how long you last in the room
Pretty coal heavy thread so far.
No I didn't hear about it t b h, haven't heard sweet fuck all of the cunt.
He's in favour of ECT for gays. Bit archaic
wish ect could cure me of faggotry instead of just royally fucking my long term memory
Worth a shot. I mean its basically just suicide camps anyway. South Park did it best
>Worth a shot
rather not desu
Oh. I meant for me
are you a gay?
>having to explain things
You getting ECT is worth a shot for me
why would i get ECT? i don't even know who morrison is
>thinking I don't know the seppo's be dumb routine
damn, was hoping to drag it out for a while..
Hi guys, I just saw a Facebook thing that said Australians are putting needles in the fruits how true is it?
Not a chance. Not enough energy to be vitriolic enough for it to entertain me this morning
It's true, they're a cruel, evil people.
alright. hope you feel better bud
there was a hoax about colombians or someone injecting bananas with HIV+ blood before shipping them here
Just tired
Aren't you going surfing today?
Is the plan I think. Still they guy msg'd me last night and I have no credit so I can't msg back. See how we go I guess
Morning
Is that a goonsack in tintins hands?
Morning
turns out
morning qt
>there was a hoax about colombians or someone injecting bananas with HIV+ blood before shipping them here
How terrifying, thank god it was just a hoax.
Good morning buddy.
How's it on your respective patches of dirt?
Sunny which is nice
it's alright here. hotter than hell tho
how are you?
Noice noice
It should be about to start cooling down for you at least right?
I still haven't gotten out of bed
Take up smoking. Be out of bed on time every day
i think it's supposed to cool down next week but we still get temps into the 30s until mid november
Good morning lads. I survived the first night in shared housing.
Good, nice and sunny.
Lovely day out.
Rest In Piece.
Morning buddy, how was your first night?
Next time we play spacemurhineeees I'm playing this on loop youtu.be
Nah that costs money and knowing my track record I'd just end up going into withdrawal because I'd be too lazy to either get up or go buy a new pack.
I need to give up. Its out of hand with the price rises. I got quoted $45 for 25g White Ox yesterday
You'll need to find a habit to replace it
nothing appeals atm
That's good!
Bullying is bad and must be stopped
Hello lads, parents came for a visit at the shared housing. Going home for a bit to see my guinea pigs.
*bullies you*
Noice matey, give em a pat and a rub for me.
Don't bully or I'll beat the snot out of you.
>you
>beating the snot out of anyone
Sure thing little man, run off before you get hurt.
Found something that westie likes to play with
he does not..
Just petted a kot, AMA
Proof?
he's never once played with a ding dong that wasn't his own
*plays with ur ding dong*
lol wrong again.
don't write checks your body can't cash
*cheques
silly dialect, should be banned
What about that mtf that one time?
oh god i'd forgotten about that..
No, it's not silly, it's CORRECT.
AAAAAAAAA
DELET
Fear not brother, we shall cleanse ourselves of the sins of the flesh. We shall purge the xeno scum in the name of the god emperor.
>westy getting bullied
it's SILLY
speak american like a normal person
hiya flip-kun
I'm only bullying him because I wanna play games with him but I'm too retarded to ask
I hope...
Some cleansing will do me some good.
I know right, what a horrible group of people.
>american
>normal
These two don't go together.
I'm not really in the mood at the moment, I could make some time tomorrow if you're free then?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
he needs to stay and talk to ME
no u
Fair fair, but me up when you are up for it!
Hi cutie
Just ask him nicely, westy is a kind hearted person.
You're too cute westy
how are you today?
No u.
Are you posting at work again silly?
>kiwis are weebs
Checks out
I'm doing good today cutie
Ehhhh.... There's few people here today, nobody will catch me
good
I work in childcare, AMA lads
>he isn't a weeb
What are you doing with your life?
Going to ring your supervisor and get you in trouble mister.
How do you have the energy to deal with those little shits?