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>it predicts success
oh yeah tell me how Terence Tao is a famous multibillionaire with tons of female fans hanging from his dick
EMOTIONAL Intelligence Quotient on the other hand, that's a better predictor of success

Mine is 75 so I'm retarded

Terence is on a level of intelligence that you could not even dream of achieving. Why do th*Rdworlders think of success along superficial lines? Are you all brainlets?

>along superficial lines
no seriously
how has his superintelligence managed to make him successful, like, in REAL LIFE?
meanwhile how is it that a orangutan with yellow tupée is the leader of the most powerful (military speaking) country of planet Earth, being so dumb as to write "COVFEFE" on a popular internet site?

youtube.com/watch?v=2Egc0jhoErs

Could be worse

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why does it predict life outcomes so well then?

>test.mensa.no/

I got 128 on this, but I could probably get 140 now.

What's your secret?

I have a way of doing just that

pastebin.com/WTwPh0i6

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youtube.com/watch?v=iFQ9-JEOQVo

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it doesn't
we're all still losers in this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=2Egc0jhoErs&t=1m54s of your own video

Exercise and drink a lot of water.
It knocked my mean reaction time down to 220 ms on Human Benchmark, down from 245 ms

220 ms is the equivalent of 130 IQ

brainsize.wordpress.com/2014/09/20/calculating-your-reaction-time-iq-using-a-user-friendly-reaction-time-test/

Fake and biased

RARE, but vpn

>it doesn't

It literally does

And he's talking about impulsiveness at 1m54s, not success

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4:14
>people with high IQs have bigger heads
dropped-- no wait, he corrected it
4:20
>the axons on their neurons are a bit thicker
yes. density is the thing, not organ size
otherwise elephants and whales would be traveling around the Universe if they were so "smart"

I can't even add without the help of a piece of paper, what a sham

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>tfw genetic defective
>130 IQ at best, but digit ratio of .954
>Not conscientious
>Going to die poor
>Can't even make it a Chocolate Factory like 147 IQ Jeffrey Dahmer

I'm fucked

Literally gave my isp and timezone away but yes Iam a fake

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The real question is if you're actually Somali or a tourist. If you are Somali, are you related to the president?

>123 iq
lmao

>It literally does
bollocks
how can you ever be successful if you're not able to control your impulses and use your oh-so-fat brain to make the correct choices in life
cbsnews.com/news/why-geniuses-dont-have-jobs/

I'm an average upper middle class Somali

Are you white?

44

No

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This one is too short, can easily train for it. Proper IQ test needs to be long and varied so as to negate the innate inefficacy of testing such a thing.

Good

i haven't taken a test but i'm definitely in the 140 range

>Somalian NEET weeb or mediocre student weeb
it checks out

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I'm this guy

fucking brainlet

t. got 137 and got in just to be failing badly

I'm not a neet I live off my property's rent and my uncle's taxi business

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>can easily train for it
actually you can press Ctrl+U and crack which are the right answers
not that i did it but that would be the actual SMART thing to do
>Proper IQ test needs to be long
the Standard Test is a book-thick test of about 60 questions, with A, B and C sections. this is the Abbreviated Test
>and varied
ah. no, AFAIK all the questions are the same, what varies is the complexity of the puzzle
about the efficacy, well it depends on what the fuck you're testing and that's where people like OP has misconceptions about
anyways take it as dick measuring and nothing else
not even the guy with the largest dick had a good life, but at least he's in the history books

Show us your room

Some other day

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I don't believe in IQ tests much, but I did it anyways.
there were 2 exercises that I didn't even understand.
I'll post them next.

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here they are.
on 33 I chose top right, but might've understood it wrong.
34 and 35 I chose randomly because I don't even understand them.

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couldn't figure out 33 and 35 as well, but 34 is simple, you just superimpose the second picture on the first and you get the answer

>putting together some purposely ambiguously retarded shapes is a sign of high intelligence
great test

>Online IQ Tests
Yikes

There is no way that this is right

this desu

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ive to stop doing drugs

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Thank you senpai!
Nice quads too

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>IQ

We all took IQ test at my school in high school.

I was 2nd out of 350, but my mom wouldn't tell me my score, and neither did my school.
She had to go to some meeting with teachers because of it, but no idea what they said.

Is that you, el PeruANO?

they wanted to put you in special ed

which one though, the one for geniuses or the one for retarded?
he was second but nobody told him if he was second from bottom

>special ed
That must have been your room since you totally misunderstood what I said.

No, dummy, second highest out of 350.

Your IQ is probably 140 then

iqcomparisonsite.com/iqtable.aspx

aaah
but your mother didn't tell you, how you found out then?

last 3 digits determine

>Feel really good
>Exercise, drink a lot of water, and eat well
>Get IQ of 130
>Don't do any of these things
>Get IQ of 116

Which score is the true score?

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I don't know, maybe. I don't believe in any online test, they are too short.

She told me why she had to go meet the teachers and the school principal, she said it was because I was 2nd highest.
Also they wanted to move me ahead 1 grade, but my mom said no.
I don't care, it doesn't matter.

Got 128. These things are awful, though. It doesn't test your ability to think abstractly, it's just a measure of your autism.

89...
d-did i make it?

ah okay
your mother did well. i was moved 1 grade ahead and never really fitted in with them

>89
pity you're too young for the Alien 3 reference