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Why are you with her if you’ll happily exchange her for someone “better”?
What do you expect from a relationship with a “catch” as opposed to her?
They all do it for the same reason desu it just doesn’t sound cool if you do it to “loosen up”

I like the murrican femanon, she is nice

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it's possible, I was very outgoing and social during the first year in high school, then I got really depressed and stopped talking to people

hmmmmmm

wouldn't it bite and scratch?

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Protip: drain the oil from tuna can before using it in a pasta

my shit was liquid, orange and floated on top of the water

>that fuckhueg watch with 30 mil wide bracelet on that manlet wrist
lmaoa

That’s common sense not a protip

Do people in V4 aside from Poland drink vodka?

I learned it the hard way

yes, I like screwdrivers

Cease this cultural apriopriation at once and drink Pilsner

That's nasty though

dragon dogma

The term is tipsy

what is her body type

How much are you earning a month?
Before and after taxes?

a po polsku?

he. trap.

podchmielony.

gurwa wyjdź czasami z tej piwnicy :D

Like youre momma. In fact its her, son

1200$ Working part time at grocery stoe
pay 750 in rent
200 in extra bills

a jak nie po piwie?

I always wanted better dad

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Nie ma znaczenia. Prawdopodobnie dlatego że nikt nie pije wódy żeby się "podchmielić". Od tego jest wino/browar. Ale "podpity" ma analogiczne znaczenie.

after beer it hurts to pee, it hurts like bitch

>Prawdopodobnie dlatego że nikt nie pije wódy żeby się "podchmielić".
......

would you fugg it?

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> tfw just had secks

is there anything better in the world than cumming in pucci? I dont think so

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>mtf

yeah shoulders and the adams apple.

It has been proven that mtf anus feels better than a vagina

Link to proof then
Also
> mtf anus
So just male anus. Thats gay t b h

No ma rację

no to ja jestem tym nikim

Thank God for Adam's apple, the only thing that protects men from traps

>tighter
>no risk of pregnancy
>can play with qt shriveled cock
>don't have to deal with stupid bullshit like female logic and period mood swings
get a trap gf today

Anonymous 09/20/18(Thu)00:15:07 No.95158015
i really really want this world to end already

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To nie lepiej podpić się dosłownie czymkolwiek innym? Pojedynczy szot na rozweselenie to jakieś takie ruskie.

you said it was proven so i want the proof

ale po co jak wódką szybciej

Anal stinks

based

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dude just trust me

You know else stinks?
Feet
Yet people still want to lick them

nalewka >>> wódka żbsz

Well I don't

*boink*

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B...but its just man ass

dude
trust me

Nah im fine. Im not homo and fucking man ass is pretty much definition of homo

>doesn’t get wet/lubricated
Shits important man
>tits
Silicon’s don’t feel the same

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Well, shit. CZIDF invaded my normiebook feed.

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100th anniversary is nice, but why is a sp*rts player in there?

Don't mind me just bumpin?

Are you Virginianon, the other burger, or the trap burgerina?

the other one.

B U M P

Pay for military base, Polska. You owe us bigly.

Nice skeleton, Czeska

shhh there is another burger here

0-4 Go to the dentist
5-9 Don't go to the dentist

roll

dobru noc
roll for bulgarian odontology

>Raccoon vs. beaver
Who would win?

>morning post-coffee shart

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myea hi

I slep well for the first time in 3 months

don't die

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oh gross

hot
women in kitchen are unironically my fetish

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Fat women are gross.

Blessing this thread

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my szittya dick is getting erected

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>second day of my 3 days off
>boss is already calling me because he needs me to go to work tommorow
Fuck off not gonna pick up the phone

SWEET CAROLINE!

they want to remove my biggest wisdom tooth

SEND HEEEEEEEEELP

magyar cigány

OMW. Hold on!

have the same policy
if you want me to come in, tell me in advance, don't disturb me on my day off

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>mtf

Only if she kept her feminine penis

>having a phone-based work
Worst decision of my life
You're not at work just for those 8 hours, you're at work the whole day from 8AM to 9PM because anytime somebody can call you and you have to be always ready

>roommate cancelled his reservation
so I guess i'm gonna be living here alone for half the price, nice

A woman with penis is like pineapple on a pizza. It only makes it better.

exactly, (s)he is pretty cute too

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some men are just destined to become women

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I have 3 wisdom teeth that should probably get pulled, haven't gone to the dentist in 6 years tho