/brit/

this is already needed in the UK

naeun's butt

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>page 7
janny get this absolute psychopath

want to rubbish that fucking normie jap society cunt's brain into the pavement

why?

alri lads its time for a melvin whether update. current whether: rain

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Bit late Wang

tory nonces
fascist warmongers
libdem nonces
toffs

Isn't it time for bed, wagie?

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the gf
cor

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I'm a bad boy

It would incredibly contrived, and I'm quite scared she'd finger me for being a freak who dares to be interested in her.

hi melvin
youre the best poster in /brit/
great to be meet you

Why does the area behind my ears smell so bad?

>fascist warmongers
go to bed owen

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Stopped drinking during the week and I find I’ve become a lot more horny during the days. Have to masturbate usually twice a day now to keep it under control. Doesn’t help that I’m back at uni now and there are fine looking chicks everywhere wearing scant clothing.

C’est le niggèr aux poo

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have yet to meet an Eastern European who thinks life was good under communism

Try me bitch, I'm fine with blokes and white women.

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would you go back in time and redo your high school years if you could

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to crush separatists, and all of this

read someone on here going on about acid wanks and presumed he was chatting shit but turns out he was right

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Yeah 100%
Wouldn’t be such a pretentious ass

*blushes*
y-you too

because you don't wash behind your ears when you shower, dirty boy

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*blocks your path*

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God yes, although I worry I would be 13 and dying for a drink.

try not talking to fascist booj exiles?

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>It would be incredibly contrived
You don't sound ready to date women if this simple play seems contrived
>Finger me for being a freak
This train of thought is incredibly freakish

Chebs, lads.

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I thought you couldn't cum on acid?

What’s it like?
Never done acid, but my best cums were when I was high on weed

BASED

I do though, that's why I'm puzzled.

you now remember hannah diamond from the based 'sync

youtube.com/watch?v=vmgp7MHzmBM

reckon i could shag all the insecure girls desu

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Chebs?

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wanking on acid is a mare melvin always ends up with dick scabs

No chance

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Does she still do camming?

Yes. I’d lift weights and stuff prime teen pussy

I fixed mine in a month its really not difficult

for more extreme cases allow 2-3 months

Just contracted depression lads

with the knowledge i have now? in a heartbeat

without the knowledge? still probably would, miss those days

yeah chebs

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>high school
FOY

>stats from 2009
Things in Eastern Europe have changed a lot in 9 years

Well how would I go about it? If I actually invite her somewhere, then I run the risk of her saying yes and then me spending half an hour staring off into the middle distance trying to think of something to say. If I try to do it by "coincidence" then that's legitimately creepy.

hard to explain but was like like a higher level of pleasure

Was it you who used to spam hannah and hey qt?

how do you even smell it?

what a fucking slut, god knows how many dicks she's had up there

Got probation tomorrow

Not given a time, just a date so will turn up whenever just to be told the court hasn't gotten back to him yet

twitter.com/TimmyUk
What is wrong with this person!

How the FUCK do I get a black gf, you said hot black girls would be easy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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na think that was ulster then everyone followed on

Yeah now they're all playthings of the EU and NATO rather than just some of them

miss Ulster desu

>turkish goddess messaged ME on interpals
HOLY PENG PENG PENG PENG

Chebs

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Yeah :'(

meh

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anyone seen Joss Stone about

dont know any black women but I bet they have delusions of grandeur

come to south africa you could get one for the w/e for 10 poonds

you didn't have true phimosis if you fixed it in 1 month

catfish or bot

>I always thought I'd be the picture saved on your screen, now it's of something else, what does that even mean? Don't know what you've got til it's gone and then you'll see if it's me you like, or the way I make you feel alive but so dead inside. Are we just a memory? Already fading
you know how to cut to the very heart of me hannah

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This still about the secret filming?

The Lud, bringer of the Sacred Word

my lean costs more than your rent

my pet rock had a wank on acid apparently and they said it put them off porn bc he was thinking about the pornstars lives and what forced them to do porn but also how fake their acting was and how weird their facial gestures were.

it's real you jealous swine.

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dis niga aint me bihhhh

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fancy going to the countryside and starting a farm with me some time? We could make a decent life out of it

I guess I just want to be in a relationship with a girl I can really be comfortable around, you know?

been prescribed benzos for the phimosis

How? Surgery? Betamethasone? Phime rings?

How timmy support himself?
How much bennies is he on?

>big breasts + ugly face
ah yes the plebeian choice

Christ

Just kill me

youtu.be/j9G-tr-N4UQ