Welcome gentlemen. Please have a seat.
Today I will unveil to you my plan to finally crush Xi and liberate the ching chongs and return China to the real chinks - Taiwan.
I must speak in code for obvious reasons, try to keep up.
Here is the plan (top secret, need to know basis):
Stage 1 - Troops position themselves strategically in Japan (codename nippers), SK (codename pepsi), Taiwan (americans - codename burgers), and the taiwanese/canadians in Hanoi (codename Leafwans). The genius here is that most of the work is already done (the nippers are already located in japan).
Stage 1 begins with a full frontal burger assault on the mainland. Starting from HK and going through Macau the burgers will attack in massive waves along the coastline. Many burgers will be KFC'd but their crisco will not be in vein. They will liberate Shanghai, down to Macau and then push inland.
Stage 2 - As the ching chongs retreat northward to Beijing, the pepsis will attack across the bay or whatever there. Tianjin down to Shanghai will be liberated using the american beachhead. The pepsis will push inland to Xi'an in the west.
Stage 3 - The sleeper cell leafwans will be laying low in Hanoi and will launch their surpris assault northward to liberate Chongqing and Xi'an (mostly already defeated from pepsis), leafwans will continue to push north to approach BJ from the west.
SIMULTANEOUSLY the nippers will make landfall near the Best korea/china border and snake their way along the border under cover of night. Stealth is key here (nips have high stealth/cave skills). Upon arriving at the previously weakened Tianjin they will spring from cover and launch a bonzai attack at BJ from the East. As forces are drawn to defend Xi from the east the leafwans will finish the job from the west.
Estimated casualty rates:
Burgers - 100%
Pepsis - 80-90%
Nippers - 80-90%
Leafwans - 0 - 10%
You have been briefed. Godspeed gentlemen.
