1. ur country

1. ur country
2. Have you ever shat your pants?

1. Finland
2. Yes. I was drunk and passed out and woke up the next mornin with shit in my boxers

Invited: Americans
Welcomed: Everyone else

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Philosophical question:

You feel wetness between your ass cheeks. It could be sweat or it could be a shart.

Does the wetness actually become a shart only after you confirm it?

I think it's the smell that determines that

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I shat my pants when i was 4 years old, and then once when I was 14 i tried to fart but then i shat
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No but I unironically dream about sharting a lot

Please elaborate. Does it happen in a public place, like a mart, for example?

Shiity american food makes me shart-__-

>That feel when you eat something bad, you start sweating profusely and you know you arent going to make it to the bathroom in time

I tried to force a fart out 1 week ago, it turned out i had diarrhea.
I had to throw out my wicker Chair :(

Nowhere specific, just a hyper-realistic feeling of shit sliding out while wearing pants

Yes. When I was little I didn't want to stop playing to shit so I would just hold it until some came out.

When I was a young teen I tried holding my shit because I thought if I held it long enough I would die. Same result as above.

One time I sharted my pants in public and the liquidy shit dripped down into my socks (I didn't have any underwear on because I was at the zoo)

I sharted right in the middle of Valentine's day dinner earlier this year. Not only was it the most embarrassing moment of my life, but my girlfriend dumped me two weeks later.

lmao

one time i was in wal-mart and tried to fart, but a turd started coming out. i pinched it off, and wriggled it out of my jeans in the women's shoe section

I shat my pants twice in school and managed to hide it for hours both time, once one my classmates thought someone farted and he wanted to figure out who, so he started smelling everyone butts and then he smelled mine...

yes, in Long Biên station in Hanoi. i had eaten some fruit which a passenger gave to me in the train the previous day and it caused massive abdominal pain. I took a rest on the bench at the station after getting off the train and since it was early in the morning and there was no one i tried to fart to ease pain and then fucking sharted.

that's public excursion tier

whenever i have a japanese customer, i slip laxatives into their drinks. I never forgot pearl harbor, you japanese dog.

Twice
Once in first grade where i really had to poo but my bitch teacher wouldnt let me. i held it in as long as a could but my anus had a mind of its own that day.

Second time was when I was 18 and got pretty shitfaced with these indian guys from my college and shit my pants while I was passed out drunk.

excursion?

whenever i have an American customer, i shart into their drinks. I never forgot a-bombs, you amerimutt
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Yes. Few times when I got diarrhea

he still didn't realize I shat my pants and i just agreed that I farted and got away with it

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gr8, one shart = social death in Japan
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even if you are a kid?

No, but I had 3 friends tell me stories of them sharting

eh you can't redeem yourself at least. my classmate sharted in my elementary school and he was called shartman all the time

i sharted in the pool once and contaminated it