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Remy's ass is the second coming of Christ
Extreme shame she's queen coalburner

Imagine the first english lad that went to australia and seen a kangaroo his head must have fell off he must have been thinking what the fuck is that

My blacked.com platinum subscription runs out next month

lol

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Probably just thought it was an Australian
Have you read about the Hartlepool monkey hangers

>bitches w/ no ass
yikes
wait till they build a time machine to the 70s
then you'll make the front page into your 30s

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socialmatter.net/2018/01/15/civilization-and-cuisine/

this isn't specifically an article on muslim cuisine, but cultural cuisine as a whole. You will find it interesting, beto.

>trying to offer a kangaroo a brew

Don't get it

>I don't have a real job
>I ain't in the magazines no murr and there are no high key modelling gigs getting me paid but...
>I'm not a hoe

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fucking mudslimes amirite lad high five

i am too smart to read it

money doesn't grow on trees

money grows in fields

baby boomers

yeah yeah suck off on old man and tell him you love him for money
same fucking shit

Having that poo I was discussing earlier

What's it like

>as long as they think i'm hot it's ok

or too lazy

Wish i was having a poo

Me? R-L21. And you?

terrible
absolutely terrible

Aaaah new book smell...

really sick of this canadian boyos

I swear to god if this Mormon fucker just blanks me the whole night after I've been waiting all day just so I can get some actual fucking sleep when I could have hitched out and camped in the desert I'm gonna go off my nut and hearl some very abusive and enlightening comments his way

do you frecuenly buy this? how is this common there?

lads is it bad to vomit blood
just vomited after eating a massive meal and drinking loads of water and there was a lot of blood

stupid nigger fucking cunt I'm going to strangle you won't you love that fucking shit shit shit shit shit
why did you leave me

post some nasty 640x640 slags

It's ok. Bit runny from curry last night

this leaf is either having a schizo meltdown or spouting off the greatest deepest philosophical statements of 2018

youtube.com/watch?v=yd5iqkShYx4&app=desktop

Nah ive threw up blood a few times when ive been pissed

>is it bad to vomit blood
dumb question, obviously it is
but you most likely don't have cancer, the massive meal probably just nicked a blood vessel

see a dottore if you're that concerned

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threw up the other night when i was brushing my teeth haha how fuckin dumb is that

once drank a bottle of red and a bottle of blue gatorade when I was sick, vomit was purple haha

dont deep throat your toothbrush

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fuck off rosy you cunt. outraged

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dumb frogposters

These idiots think I'm crazy. They think I'm sad bee be boo hoo.
This is what I do.
This is more ammo to shit on people.
It's another opportunity to tell 'em they ain't shit. Their lives are lies.
What? Am I just gonna let it slide?
Fuck off all of you.

Heh

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lol

>when 4channers leave Jow Forums and are promptly put in their place

To change your life, you need to change your priorities

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Theres nothing better than walking at night

Nigga I don't get "sad"
If my cat died I'd get "sad"
I get calm, horny, irritated or manically happy

saving this

Hate trannies me

televisionparatodos.tv/fox-sports-repro/
televisionparatodos.tv/fox-sports-repro/

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Why

youtube.com/watch?v=h9aydqNXtOw

how do i get the back of the tong

not here lad here you get raped, mugged and/or killed.

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and I laughed
I guess what I been saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

or worse

Expelled!

they're men who want me to say they're women

to me that is as insulting to my liberty and intelligence as telling me to say that two plus two equals five

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And I really don't feel guilty when I berate the shit out of people after a real short fuse.
I know I should. But I don't.

Vile brainless freaks

Trans women are women

HA!

look at this muslim cuisine in xinjiang china
it looks tasty as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=RUGNrv596O8

I don't get that "sinking in the gut" type of guilt or shame over anything to do with human interaction.

If I beat a dog I'd feel that way. If I beat a person I wouldn't.

An incorrect statement
I should punch you in the fucking nose

oh no hermione I won't expel you
we'll work something out!
*pulls out wand*

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hahaha what the fuck Serena Williams is married to the founder of Reddit

how are you posting in less than a minute
pass user?

>o shiet he's gonna off better not say shit till he takes a break
I dictate what you do motherfuckers

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I dont follow politics because i couldnt give a shit but its just dawned on me that weve got a woman at the helm.

god I wish I could just own a sex slave

If I was just crazy and what I said wasn't shit you wouldn't care.
I'm not crazy and I say alotta smart ass shit.

BLEACHED.COM

No it's true
Trans women are women

Ugh lad high five mudalimes youre leaving me hanging here

Fuck off. Suck my cock.

muslims are extremists, but their food is tasty as fuck,

rate the bin

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Wish I could seek medical treatment without having my penis size mocked

The sky is green
Water is dry
Fire is cold

It's true!

i really envy europeans, they receive a lot of muslim immigrants

>Dr Pepper Zero
Fine taste!

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