No one can bully my flag

No exist norwegian stereotipes because no one cares about you.
Sad.

At least you aint a chink :(

oh no we are so rich...

bland
unoriginal
milquetoast
irrelevant

and you would live here in a second if you could :^)

Imagine having an economy less complex than that of Estonia while you have more than 2 times their population

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I heard that Norwegian are very shy
So it is very difficult that we (tourists) talk to them
Is it true?

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Norway? More like You'regay lmao

and yet i still make 70.000 EUR a year working part time at a warehouse

well yeah if you are trying to befriend a stranger on the street you will get weird looks, same in all of europe and east asia. but we have no problem giving directions/helping you find something.

Why someone want to live in a fucking freezer?

Life isn't fucking fair bros. I could've been born Norwegian. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHGGGHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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its pretty moderate here, while continental Europe was having heat waves and people sleeping in freezers in the summer we were fine

To be honest I really can't. There's nothing wrong with Norway and they unironically have the best flag.

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you can study for free here or STEMcel and get a work visa easily

snownigging cumskin oiljew

Then I'd be mogged by 190 cm blonde Olympic gods. It's LITERALLY not fucking fair

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>Study free
What....

Uhm, no you don't... average is 3500 Euro after taxes. After paying rent I have more money left than you.

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Yes, it is free for literally everyone, even if you aren't from EU

lol posting a quora screenshot, site full of larping indians, i worked in germany before and its pennies to what im making here

Hold on, that was still an exeggeration.

The average wage after taxes in the capital is 3500 USD (2995 EUR) after taxes

checkinprice.com/average-minimum-salary-in-oslo-norway/

Poorway 2bh

That's because you are unskilled and work at a warehouse

What can one really say about Norway? A bland, meaningless state, somehow in possession of even less distinguishing character than the homophone Balkan republics or the tax haven island polities. Even its name -- "North way" -- induces nothing so much as a yawn and an impulse to boredom. Way to where? It's as though it were an intermediate, a tollbridge, a grey, overcast motorway at six in the morning as one travels to somewhere even marginally more interesting. In sum, nothing bad can be said of Norway because Norway is a nothing. It may as well not exist at all.

and i make 70.000 EUR working part time nigga. you are posting MINIMUM wage lmao.

Curious,but the idiom is complicated i guess.

And I drive a Lamborghini working at McDonalds
Read the link, autist. The secret is out Poorwegian

>says the average wage is __
>his site says average MINIMUM wage, which is what Somalis get working part time at Mcdonalds while getting welfare, which is actually a pretty comfy salary
lol, literal deception, stay mad poor Kraut

Poor? Our gdp per capita is twice as high as yours. Stay pad Poorman.

blue cross denmark

To be fair, you still can get bullied, but you won't get memed as hard as other countries that frequent this board. The only way that I see Norgay flags getting bullied relentlessly is if suddenly your posters become extremely bad or at least Finland-tier (not exactly bad, but extremely autistic and gay).
F-fuck you.

shiet im so offended

>Creating your own hate thread
LOL

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>purchasing power in Oslo is slightly inferior to other Nordic capitals like Stockholm or Helsinki.

lmao

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Based

Poor

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>I could've been born Norwegian.
But "you" couldn't. If "you" had been born Norwegian you wouldn't be "you". In what sense would you be?

>Biggest mass shooting of all time
>Lets give the shooter a PS3 because muh rehabilitation
Also stop killing whales

Venezuela was just like you, with just oil exports, and look at them now...

Holy shit don’t you even know your own history, retard? Quisling was the pro-Nazi dude who convinced them to set him up as the leader of your country when they conquered you

Mega poor

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Norwegians are all DUMB LOSERS lmao

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When the fuck did WE rape Norway?
It was them who raped US you moron.

No one ha mentioned him yet

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Norway: 0

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Varg is based though you can't deny that

you pretty much begged Sweden for your territory and they gave it to you out of the good of their altruistic hearts, like they do for anyone else

I don't even understand the point of Norway Day

raping a mick is basically as bad as being raped

*looks at Italy*
*glances over to Norway*

OH NO NO NO NO

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>norway
>in charge of reaching even an average score

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Says the one being raped by pakis.

I doubt thay Norwegians would be retarded enough to become Venezuela 2 electric boogaloo.

Norglets

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>has no cities
>still a biomasslet

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Norwegians are autistic fucks and soon arabs will brown you inch'allah

stop posting you faggot retard I'm waiting for him to reply to me

>that much behind Denmark

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iktf. Our reputation is flawless.

Yea Allah had a one incher lmao

Maybe I'm just being Ameritarded, but what am I suppose to be seeing here?

>You can't buy liquor whenever you want
>The absolute state of Norway

Even Italy, a country sometimes considered not to be first world, is more innovative than Norway

But it looks like Norway is still a bit ahead of them...

then choose a nother country to compare Norway with, for example Germany, Sweden, Dnmark, netherlands, Finnland, Austria, France, Belgium or Switzerland

And you might be misled by the unfortunate color code. Purple is worse than blue here

No wonder it's a Country we never flooded with immigrants.

I've worked in Norway for 6 months and I can't even describe how stupid and lazy Norwegians are.

Did you earn 70.000 sports cars per minute?

No. I worked there as an SAP consultant. I don't miss my time there.

>no Norwegian dares to reply anymore

[X] bullied
[ ] not bullied

*drills out all Arctic oil*
Nothing personal kiddo

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sure thing Achmed

Debtway

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Norway is pretty much the worst Germanic country in most of these

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i have always imagined that nordic countries are filled of homosexual men

dont delude yourself, germany is a wagecuck shithole with 55% tax rates given to lazy muslims. i am moving to norway the first chance i get.
"The Gross Domestic Product per capita in Norway was last recorded at 91218.62 US dollars in 2017."
"The Gross Domestic Product per capita in Germany was last recorded at 46747.19 US dollars in 2017."

why is this volga kraut so angry about norway

>Norwegian supermarkets

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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refugee waiting 3 years for his asylum decision and regrets not applying in norway

LANGUAGE you used the word idiom incorrectly, stupid spic

maybe you should have studied something useful

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oecdbetterlifeindex.org/topics/income/

I am no talking with you ,fucking mutt

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this thread is all about finding flaws with Norway

and the norwegian makes 70k working part time at a ware house. i can make 150k being a software engineer in Norway. fuck off cunt i cant wait to leave Germanstan

Did it occur to you that he might be lying on the internet?

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what about Breivik memes

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you already lied saying the average wage is 30k and then the article said it was minimum wage. and now you cherry pick, posting real job postings for germany and then first suggested on google for norway. the gdp per capita is over 90k. but lmao, you can stay in this low wages,constant terrorist attacks and rapist shithole while i have fun in norway tradingeconomics.com/norway/gdp-per-capita

I've burned your oil fields, caused your mountains to landslide into the fjords and killed all whales on Earth. I've done this all wearing a swedish flag as a cape and spilling surströmming all over the remaining land.