/brit/

I want to know what Emma Watson’s farts smell like.

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i always thought British girls were fucking ugly

I've seen 3 British girls on tinder now and they're all gorgeous

Most places on earth are beautiful in their own way if not all

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>that arm hair

christ

???

working class British girls genuinely are the ugliest girls in Europe, but upper middle class British girls can compete with Swedish and Latvian women for 10/10 tier beauty

it's surreal how vast the divide is

post the webm where a roastie shows her tongue

how did they get away with the title of this song?
reckon it couldn't be made today
youtu.be/SdbLqOXmJ04

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Emma Fartson

What is it can't click

the cure
killing an arab

Hey beto what do you think of bolsanaro

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a brazilian donald trump DUH

Oh
That's nothing
Look at anal cunt song titles

Then the singer dies young from heart attack hehe

nobody knows who anal cunt is

Thinking of making Eliot Rodger biopic. Any aspirin actors?

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im an aspirin actor

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They do bro
Back in the day they made news etc with the Clapton thing lmao

Is he based

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Anal Cunt were often cited as having common lyrical themes that include misogyny, homophobia, Nazism, antisemitism, racism and ridicule of the unfortunate, although this has not always been the case. Many of these songs included insults, either general or specific to one person.

The album I Like It When You Die developed the idea of containing insults in their songs, with a recurring song title being "X Is Gay", with examples including "You're Gay", "Technology's Gay", "Recycling Is Gay", "The Internet Is Gay", "Windchimes Are Gay" and even "The Word 'Homophobic' Is Gay." Another recurring song title is "You X", with examples including "You Own a Store", "You Live in a Houseboat", "You Are an Orphan", "You Go to Art School", and "You Keep a Diary". The band even parodied this theme with the songs "You (Fill in the Blank)" and "I'm in Anal Cunt".

The 1999 album, It Just Gets Worse, took the idea of intentional offense a step further with more extreme examples of racism and sexism. Examples include "You're Pregnant So I Kicked You in the Stomach", "I Lit Your Baby on Fire" and "Women: Nature's Punching Bag". The lyrics to two of the songs on this album were altered, and one of the songs on this album had its name changed from "Conor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks" to "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck", because they were working for a record label in Britain, where libel laws are very stringent. Another song on the album called "Easy E Got Aids from F Mercury" contains the lyrics "now Freddie's dead, he's gone to heaven; at the wake [Easy E] ate a watermelon".

for magapedes he is, for leftists he is just an israeli cocksucker

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the gf

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You take it too seriously.
The point is to show them I'm smarter than they are.
That's all that matters to me.

A monkey amongst Monkeys?

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Bloody sick of dating, but I can't stop or else I'll never get past it
Fuming

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It was also on It Just Gets Worse that the band began to include references to the Holocaust in their songs, including "I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos". This theme of seemingly glorifying Adolf Hitler and his actions continued on their subsequent EPs, with songs such as "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man", "I'm Hitler", "Body by Auschwitz", "I Went Back in Time and Voted for Hitler" and "Ha Ha Holocaust".

Anal cunt are a good band tho

t. pajeet, the most monkey looking race on earth

india flag now filtered
thats now Jordan, India, and Germany filtered

dumb pajeet frogposter

Only thing I've seen leafs demonstrate in /brit/ is how they're universally regarded as stupid and uninspired posters

This is where that came from you idiot.
Deano ain't shit.

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How do I fix my life

mutt

Snowflake got his feefees hurt

1. Quit the Internet
Everything else will follow

Idiot

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How do I do that

It's true. Everyone here including me has Internet addiction. I was forced to go without the Internet for 6 months and the first month I had withdrawals like stopping smoking.

Deano will vaguely find a reason to think all these bitches wanted him, or even know he exists. Because he was told he was great.
I will doubt it despite knowing it. Because I was told I wasn't.
Part of his problem is admirable confidence. The other part is sheer stupidity.

post more upper class British girls

I'm talking about the other one not the british hooker

Cancel your Internet completely. Youll never manage it without some force behind you.

All of your anxiety will disappear etc

would love this to happen

he's going to freak out when he reads this comic

Hello Rejinaldo

alri

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>everyone here is me

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don't think she knows who you are deano
could be wrong
who cares

Yanks are fuming about are Vinod here

Nah I hate that too but be honest bro how often do you use the net? For how long?

Like he wants that bitch. Please.
He's trying to dunk. That's why he goes hard on the slag.
I run your life, goober.

oh wow
her husband must be a very lucky man

ew

literally who

I use the internet all day but if it went away id find something else to do its that simple

I'm good at what I do.
You're good at what you do.
That's it, senpai. Grow the fuck up.

>I do cocaine everyday but I'm not addicted

guarantee a big ol wart is gonna grow out of that chin in 5 years

He's talking about Americans

How many minutes are there in the small empty gaps between the activities of the day?

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That's the point... You don't

Listen to me I quit for 6 months no Internet at all and one day I said "let me just browse for today" and now here I am still

It hooks you and you spend hours clicking aimlessly

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isnt that david mitchels wife

When did you realize Pepe and Wojak are just nu-rage comics?

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Did i even mention addiction you fucking cretin GET TO BED

Actually that is precisely how you get rid of an addition

literally who

never

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had a nightmare where I was at sixth form again and I was having a panic attack because I overslept
then I woke up and it's actually just 5:30 and I'm 24

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Lol stop fucking larping

You spend hours here daily.

it arrives on monday lads
just one more month until rdr2

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Fine I'll take it. How much for this?

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You are comparing an addictive substance to a regular activity, very disingenuous.

I wonder whether some people have the fantasy "oh if I just did X or didn't do Y my life would be solved"

I use the internet everyday but if it went away forever and was never coming back id find something else to do its that simple

Lol Dave>s fuming lads

finna be dabbin to poop

Play uncharted 4
Considered buying a games console just to play it

Same aha x

dumb pirate frogposter

i played the first 3 on the PS3
but i honestly have no motivation to play 4

what is it