/cum/ & friends

Eternal struggle edition

Attached: 1face.jpg (567x567, 47K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/d0uDsL0xAdQ
youtube.com/watch?v=7uUnagOGWvQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>tfw STEM major but in a meme part of STEM

Attached: sad apu.jpg (1024x962, 75K)

can we just have a CU instead? let's drop the M

just withdrew from my grad program buds. Really wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life

wew

Attached: _102210929_36199768_1720154211352923_543099507932397568_n.jpg (813x1043, 120K)

Awful post

Attached: 1514418335072.jpg (1007x906, 122K)

>tfw too stupid to be good at STEM

Attached: 1506796594332.png (205x246, 27K)

I don't know what to do with my life either
tfw going to be making 45k a year at most

why'd you quit?

People I hate:
>germans
>non texans
>blacks that identify with nigger culture
>cucks
>50% of russians
>women

People that are okay:
>finns
>japanese
>50% of chinese
>koreans
>some bongs
>cute boys

Attached: 1509419950819.jpg (400x400, 24K)

>asians
truly the most vile of creatures

japs are ok, I guess

kill yourself

Attached: 1457311432081.jpg (702x558, 128K)

tfw Environmental Science major because I was too lazy to become a chemistry or biology major

crippling fear that I was just going to spend $8K and committ a large amount of effort only to graduate with no relevant work experience and struggle to find a decent job. Tomorrow was the refund deadline so I had to decide now

Attached: 1510470756590.gif (320x180, 179K)

Yes, this makes sense...

Attached: ec65d85c9ec5356a6c4db051b8d7986bfa6f9e2d.jpg (922x586, 156K)

>having ambitions
haha, y-yeah...

Attached: 1514343975363.gif (500x281, 1.16M)

>everyone I know is filing for graduation and Im still flip-flopping between finishing my shit major or trying to become a codemonkey again

Attached: 1533636679041.jpg (349x349, 25K)

I have no ambitions
If I could I would stop existing
Not really depressed or sad but I just don't have anything to live for since I do things just to do things right now
>went to college because it's what people do
>got a job because it's what people do
>will start a career because it's what people do
>have absolutely no friends
Nice

>tfw my parents pay my tuition and rent
have you tried not being poor?

26.5 years old, NEET, no skills or anything else

Attached: d13.gif (500x281, 1.76M)

are trades really not a meme? This program costs only $1000, is 7 months long, and the starting wages i'm seeing on indeed aren't half bad

no bully

Attached: memetrade.jpg (494x787, 188K)

Backfrom a Guerilla Toss Concert holu shit are Theysmeyer god live

have a large bump on my neck that stings

Is it your lymph node?

no, its on the side

Probably the raging faggot known as bug-kun then

it's aids

first night without alcohol
wish me luck

cant get aids if Ive never had sex

Attached: 1512970540882.png (700x700, 423K)

Hey. Good luck.

Probably a boil.
Put hot wash rags on it to help it come to a head and a bandage with neosporin if you can during the day to soften the skin.
Prepare for grand wizard level pimple carnage.

Haven't seen 'little bitch' poster today. Did he died?

my sister wants the family to do one of those dna ancestry tests
i'm gonna give the dna testers one hot load

>little bitch
But you just posted

you just swab your cheek and mail it

touch me with your fingertips

could easily dab on the entirety of /cum/

i'll swab my asscheek, if you catch my drift

I'm bored. Entertain me.

dab on this, kid

Attached: asmon.jpg (1280x720, 202K)

i hate that piece of shit

why?

hes a soyboy who appeals to zoomers

if he drank soylent he might actually be a healthyboy

a soy jew wrote this post

Attached: evelyn claire.webm (720x720, 659K)

go to sleep you damn neets

>going to bed before 11 PM

is it safe to use melatonin with withdrawing from alcohol

would you get a complete robot body if it meant that people could potentially hack into you and control you

i'll take immortality yes

what if the government makes you an eternal slave, an NPC.

>you will never play cards with your /cum/ buddies in a tunnel under a street

why live

Attached: 1534055490513.png (1440x900, 1.01M)

i'll overcome my programming idiot

could crawl in the sewer and play on my phone any time i wanted

its not the same

just pealed the onions off my double quarter pounder i got from mcdonalds

youtu.be/d0uDsL0xAdQ

Me?
Im Sicilian

Attached: 20180920_004740.jpg (2100x2015, 1.72M)

>il terronANO

non sari mai italiano

You'll show some respect

>non ha mai visitavo la patria

questo รจ fortissimo

dumb ass crickets

Attached: 20180919_231457.jpg (4128x2322, 2.24M)

Clean your dick properly and this won't happen

Attached: 1528644462723.jpg (639x480, 66K)

dont go to bed yet, you nerds

okay i know im not the only one who gets these dreams occasionally where you should up to school and they are just like, dude you graduated 10 years ago you dont have to keep taking these classes and then i leave and the dreams over

youtube.com/watch?v=7uUnagOGWvQ

>KotH isnt the Greatest anime ever ma-

Sup bitches
Chad denny is here aight?

Attached: 1508335757421.jpg (868x547, 124K)

no bullying nords! i'll call emergency services!

"""nords"""

denmark wont exist once we melt the ice caps and begin colonizing the antarctic islands

*maintains my composure while getting bullied*

idea: danes are stupid

-------business ideas below this post-------

electric boats

Attached: 1536201750073.jpg (2510x1920, 1.93M)

business idea:

sleep

Attached: 1525106280393.jpg (1080x1080, 194K)

acquire a gf

Attached: 1532803370069.jpg (1080x1070, 140K)

wish i could drink milk shakes everyday but they make fart really loudly for hours after i drink them

>new englanders

Attached: 1536496641566.jpg (355x348, 42K)

Roommate is watching anime but it looks like it doesn't have cute girls in it so I don't care

Attached: 1537247532641.png (501x660, 254K)

farted and it reminded me of these posts

*loses composure*

what annie may?

business idea: become a lumberjack and save the money by living in the woods

>baseball

hahahahah oh no nono
Cant believe americans watch this garbage 14.50 for a beer

Attached: flat,800x800,075,f.jpg (400x386, 41K)

konosuba

Attached: 1510955675112.jpg (2067x1159, 213K)

alright i wont do that idea

i will sleep instead
where did you go

Attached: 1528564344718.jpg (1536x2048, 451K)

HOLY shit the dysphoria

Tonights dodgers game

14.50 for beer, 6.50 for a hot dog and 250 for a jersey LMAOO

shouldnt have picked the shitty team and visited the GOAT ballpark instead

Attached: 1510627010677.png (1600x884, 2.47M)

It looks like nothing is happening on the field. How can so many people gather to watch this boring shit sport?

its not a fast paced game

Wakey wakey wagie.

What should I do tomorrow when I arrive?

Oh no

Attached: image.jpg (3264x2448, 1.85M)

o..ohayou

Attached: 1528110545654.png (1193x1033, 321K)

dumb baka extra flags its me wood buffalo

Do you guys think, I'm back from work you guys, poster died?