1. Your country

Denmark was just a pawn in Bismarcks plan to fight Austria

yes, I would've hated to be sw*Dish.

Sorry we already had tons of commie spies as well as US president FDR.

we're a yolo people, we willingly go to war with odss against us, many spaghetti were dropped

but at least now everyday is a "birthday" of a battle won by france

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Valmy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Alma
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Turin_(1640)

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yeah fuck FDR that warmonger

atok

I made hungary great again in HoI4

My cunt had already hijacked by UK to the core before we allied, it does not mean UK took 100% control over us though, but was enough to cause us to attack Pearl Harbor for US joining WW2 to save UK.

Kek, at least we won WW1

beef and frog are the European warlords

Nah
We're historically terrible at economy wich can be worse
Hoping Mama Merkel takes full control of this shitfest

>WE
>WON
oh boy someone should read a history book

For now...

but they did user

But you wuz atilla and djinghis and shit?

Pretty decent up to ww2
6/10

< Everytime

In WWI we weren't allied Klaus, that's why we still have a land inhabited by you while you don't hold any italian populated land since 1918.

Btw yes, Italy as united ''''country''' was TERRIBLE as warforce, except for Italo.-Turkish war and the last year of WWI

Yes Hans, just pick up a book about the italian front

Merci

No it's just we always pick fights big countries.

God it's you again you fucking mudslime scum. Get out of my country you fucking nigger

>it's you again
who? I'm danish.
calm down you sperg.

Dont get started with the italian front. Its so embarrasing you should pretend it never happened. Two retards , hotzendorf and cadorna fighting each other. launching a billion offensives at the same exact place.

but...they won..

Does killing yourself count?

We were pretty good ask the dutch that even after Spain took all our boats and canons we still managed to take back most of the empire.
We kicked the french out in Brasil and Portugal, we won all wars with the ottomans and the Indian league.

Sweden
No, we fucking kicked ass in the past.
Gustavus Adolphus is famously known as the "father of modern warfare" and pretty much everyone copied his strategies and tactics.

pfff hahahahhahshzhha
Sweeds really believe this. He was a decent King by scandinavian standarts.

We got triple teamed to hell and back

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Well, we aren't that terrible but we are still pretty bad.

Then came Diaz and we won, oh boy you should read an history book

we had our ups and downs

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>it's a miracle we even still exist.
Thank the dutch for that

That's literally what your king wanted

>father of modern warfare
type that into google

We actually used to have a respectable presence navalwise. Just until the Eternal Anglo bamboozled us with trickery & terrorism.

We were good until the 20th century. We crapped all over our neighbours using unethical methods and beat the shit out of our local population. Now we are next to useless.

we're the country that has participated in the most wars and also won the most

You're not badass at war. It's just that you're a mountain people and wars in mountainous areas are always difficult. Every mountain people claims to be tough, be it Kurds, Chechens, Albanians or Armenians. The truth is fighting against an unorganized bunch of mountaineers guerilla stlye is never easy.

Nowadays you literally are the toughest motherfuckers.

>Armenia made great contributions to Byzantium through its troops of soldiers. The empire was in need of a good army as it was constantly being threatened. The army was relatively small, never exceeding 150,000 men. The military was sent to different parts of the empire, and took part in the most fierce battles and never exceeded 20,000 or 30,000. men. From the 5th century forwards the Armenians were regarded as the main constituent of the Byzantine army. Procopius recounts that the scholarii, the palace guards of the emperor, "were selected from amongst the bravest Armenians".
>...Byzantine and Arab historians are unanimous in recognizing significance of the Armenians soldiers. Charles Diehl, for instance, writes: “The Armenian units, particularly during this period, were numerous and well trained.” Another Byzantine historian praises the decisive role which the Armenian infantry played in the victories of the Byzantine emperors Nicephorus Phocas and John Tzimiskes.
>At that time the Armenians served side by side with the Norsemen who were in the Byzantine army. This first encounter between the Armenian mountain-dwellers and the Norse has been discussed by Nansen, who brings these two elements closer to each other and records: “It was the Armenians who together with our Scandinavian forefathers made up the assault units of Byzantine.”Moreover, Bussel underlines the similarities in the way of thinking and the spirit of the Armenian feudal lords and the northern warriors. He claims that, in both groups, there was a strange absence and ignorance of government and public interest and at the same time an equally large interest in achieving personal distinctions and a loyalty towards their masters and leaders.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Armenia

dabbing at this dumb kraut

>posting biased 1 vs 10000000000000000000 Wiki boxes
I literally knew this was coming. How come every irrelevant shit people claims to once have had a 300-like battle? Strangely those people always end up being irrelevant shit holes in the present. Nigger you have lost territory to Azerbaijan and Turks. They are literal brainlets. And don't tell me "they got help and were more".. so was Israel when they fought 3 Arab countries at the same time.

>i-it’s from Wikipedia
doesn’t mean didn’t happen
>f-fucking irrelevant shit people, living literally surrounded by muslim shitholes, w-why they can’t lose wars and be a prosperous country like us REEEEEE
Armenians always had significantly resources than it’s enemies and still managed to win a lot of times when they actually united and fought: sadly, like I sad, world’s diplomacy and interests where always against us, still we’ve managed to presume a small part of our land, some cuckold western nation would be wiped out from the earth a long time ago
>lost territories
it was mainly because of not being united inside and our diplomats being utter shit, like I said. Also when ww1 started Turks called Armenian men to serve the army and shot them from behind so we’ve lost our main fighting force even before fighting: Ironic how an Armenian soldier literally saved Enver Pasha’s life in the battle of Sarikhamish.
Azerbaijan stole our lands because of c*mmunists (diplomacy again)
Israel had it’s state, a regular army with good equipment and a huge international support against poorly organized arabic forces, if not for USA that country would be non-existent a long ago.

But of course everything I’ve written means nothing to you, because you’re either a t*rk or a whiny little geek counting nation’s will to survive by their GDP and HDI: this is the reason I hate f*rstoid scum

excuses, excuses and excuses. Jews have been persecuted for more than 2000 years and you're crying about resources and diplomatics? No fucking shit, because Armenians are just shitskin brainlets that can't into tactics. You think being stubborn is something special? Even a dog is stubborn.

>some cuckold western nation would be wiped out from the earth a long time ago
We have had 100x tougher wars than you and your shitskin neighbours have had. You can't compare any of your wars with this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years'_War

It's funny shitskin Ottomans managed to conquer other shitskin countries but didn't manage to conquer Austria. Hmm..

Breddy good

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>if Armenia had resources
Yea buddy you see, managing resources is part of war. Even Caesar B.C knew about this. Truth is, you're just too stupid for that kind of stuff which in turn doesn't make you any different than Albanians. Sure, they're "tough" but so is a dog.

Wouldn't have stopped
1. Decimating of the US Navy
2. Lack of logistics to invade Siberia or Mongolia.
3. The lack of resources Japan had (taking over China actually helped with resources a bit)

>being the financial and economic elite is a persecution
>Armenians can’t into tactics
you’re an uneducated mouthbreather if you actually believeth that. But hey, maybe I’m wrong: krauts have such a brilliant tactical experience,right? Maybe I should listen to someone who’s granps believed that USSR can be deafeted within a couple of months.
>LMAO why are you so stubborn, please be like white masterrace, rational and calm, that’s where the wisdom is: I’d just let Selim behead my family while raping my wife, now I’d be a turk in a far superior Turkey that is less of a shithole than that miserable country of your ancestors you’ve created through absolutely non-european sacrifice, lol stupid shitskin.
>shitskin
>shitskin
>shitskin
your country deserves every single rape it gets

actually read what wrote idiot, I said we managed to win with far lesser resources then our enemies

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kicked swedish ass
kicked danish ass
kicked german ass

back to back world champs

Germany's real weakness is that they make excuses for their own failures instead of looking inward and improving.

>But hey, maybe I’m wrong: krauts have such a brilliant tactical experience,right?
>Who was Erich von Manstein
>Who was Frederick the Great
>Who was Erwin Rommel
Literally widely known all time greats when it comes to military history. Difference was Germany fought against multiple superpowers at once. You fought against other shitskins. Literal brawls. You're not any different to your neighbours. In that regard, Georgia has been way more successful than you.

>blame the jews
>blame the Italians
When will you start realizing being at war with the whole world is just a very bad idea?

You actually were badass, at least in northern crusades and viking conquest times.

>actually read what wrote idiot, I said we managed to win with far lesser resources then our enemies
That has been my point during the whole discussion you hairy shitskin faggot. It's always "easy" for mountainous people to defend their territory for obvious reasons. Albanians, Kurds, Chechens, Afghans, Swiss.. they all have something in common. People always had big trouble subjecting them.

i miss her bros

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Norway has C-R-U-S-A-D-E-S and V-I-K-I-N-G-S
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Crusade

Wasn't there a war where Denmark was defeated, switched sides and then got defeated again?

Yes, that is how I was born

t. Scanian

Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought that Skåne became swedish because of the devastating surprise attack in the winter, when swedish forces crossed öresund?

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Do I even need to say? We're the most powerful country to ever exist.

You have literally lost every war you've participated in since WW2, mate.

Chile and good I'd guess, especially against Peru and Bolivia

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>Armenian shitskins can’t into tactics
>Who was Narses
>Who was Jhon Tzimiskes
>Who was Sittas
>Who was Ivan Lazarev
>Who was Garegin Nzhdeh
>Who was Andranik Ozanian
>Who was Monte Melkonian
Maybe not worldwide known due to being of a local importance but they all were great tactitians.
>we fought multiple superpowers while you fought other shitskins
>what was Roman-Persian wars
also kys, none of our countries are comparable neither from the geopolitical view nor by a size, Germans fought other superpowers because of autism. If Germany was relatively on the same condition with Armenia we’d beat your ass. The point was never who’s army is greater,the point was that Armenians are historically based fighters and your “muh evrop pride da sheitskins kant fight” argument is just retarded and out of context. With that, leave me the fuck alone, I’m tired of your bullshit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Chile
whoops forgot this

Sit here and prove to me that any country would be able to successfully invade the US at our current level of military power

Yeah but that's because of your geography. You literally just had to find dumb spics and indians to get your land. Faggot. And you STILL lost to vietnamese farmers even though you are miles ahead of them technologically...You're pretty shit bro, sorry...

You're militarily powerful today, sure.
OP's question, however, was:
>Is your country historically terrible at warfare?
Post WW2, you certainly have been in every single aspect.

We still always get more kills.

Yes that was the second northern war, it solidified denmark's title as the most laughable country in europe.
denmark didn't deserve scania anyway.

No, there is a reason europeans fear us

Life isn't Call of Duty.

Are you an immigrant or are you just depressed?

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>local importance
yea like anyone gives a shit about some local Albanian "general".. listen, if you werent idiots you wouldn be in such a shitty situation today.

> If Germany was relatively on the same condition with Armenia we’d beat your ass.
This statement alone shows how retarded you are. You weren't because you're low IQ shitskins. Again you just proved my point. You're like "brave" dogs. If you think Armenia is special because it was surrounded by kebabs, you should read about the history of Prussia.