Be american

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>be american

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I can't stop laughing bro
wtf is that hellhole?

Why are American so fucked in the head? If not for the first world economy I think they would act exactly like the Islamic terrorists.

holly fuck. so this is the land of the free

BE CANADAIN

GET CUAKCED BUY ANETEEFA AND TARRRUEDAAA

pls buy male vitality

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he BIG

Poor woman, hope they got repeatedly raped in prison

who was in the wrong here?

lol those fat fuckers did nothing wrong if you ask me.

Holy shit that was sad to watch.
Orange shirt guy sounded like a bit of a dipshit, since I don't think that yelling "come on shoot me or I'll kill you faggots" to two armed rednecks is a confirmed survival strategy.
But still, that was fucking atrocious to watch.

What are they even arguing about?
I don't get it.

My goodness

Quick rundown. Wtf are they arguing over?

Why would she marry a dumb as fuck husband who would allow himself to get into this situation and stick around long enough to be shot while unarmed?

looked it up, they're neighbours and they're arguing over trash

wtf is it even happening at the end why just why

Staged by libtards.

Is this from an episode of Justified?

the son thought the guy who was staggering away after being shot was a threat so he shot him again with a shotgun

why aren't they wearing shirts?

>america
>first world

everyone involved

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREEEEEEEEEEE

lmao there is no dignity in any of this at all

SHALL

they're both about to get life sentences lol

that boy's pig booty is gonna fetch a high cigarette price in prison

>neighbor comes to argue about trash
>shoot the man in the head with a shotgun

They look so fucking retarded holy shit... the son looks like a meme redneck character from a tv show.

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O SAY CAN YOU SEE
this shouldn't be funny but it really fucking is. I love the US, I'll never get tired of making fun of you

>fuck u faggit
>fuck you cocksucka
>pew pew pew pew pew

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thats good at least
the dad who shot first deserves getting chucked in prison but at least i can see why he'd do it

Amerimutt failures

Abilene Texas
It says it in the title.

This is Texas.

>why aren't they wearing shirts?
Southern friend rednecks
>everyone involved
This 100%

What the hell were those people doing? With them asking the other to threaten and attack them, it seemed like they were both just itching to murder the other person and wanted any excuse to escalate the situation. Why did those two go out there with guns and kill that poor womans husband, over some stupid shit about a matress?

Since no one can use Google or post a link:

ktxs.com/news/abilene/caught-on-camera-abilene-father-son-kill-neighbor-over-trash

>it seemed like they were both just itching to murder the other person and wanted any excuse to escalate the situation
yeah that's texas

Shouting to two armed men that he's going to kill them is moronic. They were pretty calm and I don't believe they would have shot if he wasn't so agressive. If there was an issue he should have called the cops.

that would hurt his ego though

yeah he's got bullet holes in his brain now but at least he died with his ego intact

>If there was an issue he should have called the cops.
That would make too much sense. I have a feeling this was a long time coming.

Also,
>Howard did not have a gun, but he was armed with a bat.

You should go on Jow Forums sometimes. It's full of manlet betas looking for situations in which they could 'legaly' kill someone in a provoked self defense.

this

this

don't get me wrong i own a 12ga and it's behind me in my closet loaded at all times and i wouldn't hesitate to fill someone with buckshot, but i wouldn't fucking want to, i'd probably have ptsd for the rest of my life knowing i killed someone

people that eagerly wait for a breakin are psychopaths

The best of them end up in the police lel

>i'd probably have ptsd for the rest of my life knowing i killed someone
Most likely. Even cops and soldiers who are trained for that shit end up with PTSD. The amount if counciling and meds it'd take you to get over it is massive.

i don't want it to be true

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:DDDDD

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why are they like this

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hold still criminal scum and recite the bible while standing on 1 hand or i will have to kill you!

Holy fuck what a joke of a society.
>America is a first world coun-

this is so fucking bizzare that it looks almost staged, lmao.

WTF is wrong with Jow Forums also the woman was in between Sr. and her fiance when the first shit wrang out and the guy was stumbling away when Jr. Killed him.

>Holy fuck what a joke of a society.
>>America is a first world coun-

>All U.S. states have the same laws
This was in Texas where they have stand your ground laws, liberal weapon laws and open carry. You can literally walk down a busy street armed with a sword there. This shit only happens in the ghetto in the North.

Look at the body language of those two gun owners lmao. Literally pissing their pants against one giant high test alpha who doesn't need his guns to defend himself. Reminds me of this

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Someone should make a Virgin/Chad cartoon hut the Virgin would have to be fat and shirtless.

I mean the orange guy didn't flinch in the slightest when 2 midgets had their guns pointed at him while they looked like they were about to shit themselves everytime he took 1 more step in their direction despite clearly having a massive advantage.

This is not the shit flinging response I expected wtf?

fuck you german do poopoosex lmao

*Record scratch*
*Freeze Frame*

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lel

if he still doesn't put his shirt on in court just let him off

Americans are unironically based

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What did he mean by this

The power autism stance on the younger one is just too good.

he says back off several times
why does the guy keep yelling and threatening him?

banter

Is Los Estados Unidos worse than Congo?

everyone is the video is litteraly retarded

>he says back off several times
>why does the guy keep yelling and threatening him
Because you can't just go around telling people to back off just because you have a gun. As long as he is just shouting and not assaulting you can say back off a thousand times, but it doesn't give you right to shoot.

Too bad tourism season is over I would have captured an american tourist and tortured him

Is murder not a crime in the USA?

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You can if they're standing on your property refusing to leave despite multiple warnings.

I mean, he has a point..

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Is it his property? The bitch says it isn't i assumed it was true.

I'm not sure, it's an assumption since they're shirtless and armed standing next to a house/farm.

Otherwise yeah it'd be pretty weird for random people telling you to fuck off.

classic americans
youtube.com/watch?v=IzociekIWRA
at 19:00

another american solution
youtube.com/watch?v=lnUdmVWEC9A

80% of homicides around here happen in the same way

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oh shid sarge is down :DDDD

YEAH KILLEM

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Yes.
But here, basically 80% of the country is made up of rednecks
Even in big cities

Was he on their property though?

>attempting to greentext on jewtube
I hope he gets shot for that

Why why why.
And all those comments defending the police. It's disgusting.

This scene is africa-tier

Nevermind

the two pasty rednecks seemed relatively calm, the tall chimp got what was coming to him

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it's commie sjw libtard behavior if you don't like the police in los estados unidos

the guy had a gun and shot the segant

Do Americans think life is like a video game or something?

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Video was removed. My curiosity is triggered. Any way I can see this video elsewhere?

>Video removed for graphic content
What was it?

guy posted article with video above.

>Os1o
>American
Doubtful

I wish my country allowed guns and shooting people because I would love to shot some gypsies that constantly harass us and live of welfare which we pay for.

Dunno whats more retarded. Killing a man over some petty neighbourly bullshit or taunting that hard man with a gun. In any case thatu dude is dead and those two will be fucked by Jamal in prison. White trash removed themselves

Also come to think of it, the only person who could upload it mist be wife of the dead guy who recorded it. Why would she upload it on the interwebs

Meh to be fair, the orange guy was probably being total dick head using his size to intimidate the other two, until he got confronted with the guns.

Thanks

How does cold eyed psychos like him get hired in the first place?
Is it an american right to get hired as police no matter how unqualified you are?
I really don't get it, shit like this can be easily avoided by extensive background and psychological tests during police training.
I've heard that in some states, all you need is a three week course to become a policeman, it's pretty fucking ridiculous.