Why do people often think that scandis can't tan?

I'm more Swedish than you and I can still get a tan that goes really well with my blonde hair so you lose

This is the equivelent of pajeets on desi saying I dont like light skin I prefer my melenen

Its true we are a brown people.

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The only people you see with tans here is women and soy boys who spend 5-6 hours per day in summer just tanning on some lawn somewhere. And usually they look more orange than tanned..
Normal people are pale.

Both blue eyes and blonde here, you gotta be mixed to get a tan. Sorry.

Stop appropriating Saamis.

Saamis are blonde and blue eyed too, at least the ones in Sweden and Norway. There were breeding programs that lasted for over 50 years.

blue eyes an blonde hair
i tan super fast

Visby Swede here (blonde & blue eyes), I can get a very light tan but a few weeks of not being in the sun and it's gone.

Wait, how are the soyboys the ones who are staying outside kek? but anyways the point is they can tan, can't they? Unlike those anglos that just get red like a beet

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Like this?

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>sun light is best source of vitamin D
>U.V rays damage skin
What did nature mean by this?

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What? Scandis are the only whites that can tan well at all.

What? They're the easiest group of people that tan

Also this. Slavic women are superior to white women in every single way.

I spent 1 week in Crete and didn't tan at all. Just got slightly more red

nobody says that
its Irish and British people who can't tan

I am no scandi but I cant tan at all, I lose it very quickly. I have dark blonde hair and green eyes

Sorry but this thread is about norwegians, swedes and danes. We never think of Finns when we say "scandinavian".

I know but i don't need to ask a permission to post on international board

I was just joking around, bro.

Do NOT talk smack to our hallowed Brazilbros.

You mean med women

What's up with those rings? Does that mean they're married?

According to poltards, she's not white because of her skin colour.

nature fucking sucks. this whole world sucks, there's always something negative associated with anything positive

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because of burkas

why are they all called Toyota? it doesn't even sound swedish

but i really prefer being brown.

I get a nice tan but that's because my mom is from Italy (Sicily) so I'm 50/50 nordic/med.

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>there's always something negative associated with anything positive
nature doesn't give a shit about our shitty existence and your ideas about "positive" and "negative"

dream bf 2bh

>muh nordic genes can't get a tan

Leave your basement people, you need sun to get any color...

I think it looks good on women with blonde fuzz bodyhair

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>no blonde bush

Sad..

>The only people you see with tans here is women and soy boys who spend 5-6 hours per day in summer just tanning on some lawn somewhere.

So this is why is why your women look so old. Tanning too much causes the skins to look like leather after a a while.

>So this is why is why your women look so old
Pretty much. It's "fashionable" too look deeply tanned. Which is why skin cancer has become very common in the last 10 years... Idiots spend hours and hours in direct sunlight without any protection.

And in winter they either use those tanning salons or get fake tans..

Women up north look much better. 6-7 months of darkness prevents the stupidity that southern Swedes love so much.
My mom is 54 and barely have a wrinkle on her face at all.
This.

thanks a*shole I just got fired

Kek

>not promoted
your boss is gay or something?

Skin damage doesn't matter because you are supposed to have children before the effects are really harmful.

t. nature

>browsing Jow Forums at work
you only have yourself to blame

Finns are actually really bronze(ish). People just confuse us with British and think we are pale.

forgot pic.

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yeah, people from the north usually don't understand how dangerous the sun is. You go to any beach and see it's full of tomatoes, people who think they can get tanned in a day or two, it hurts to see.

Scandis don't tan well because at the high latitude they live in, they don't get much direct sunlight.

Because scamdies keep spreading the myth.

>Neziri
No.

Tanned blondes are the hottest thing there is

>neziri

The best part is pulling their panties off and savouring the sharp tan line.

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I imagine most aussies to have these

wtf, not even in a month of sunbathing I develop such tan

looks like a wood elf

I have a crippling sportswear fetish and this thread isn’t helping.

I too get excitement from good looking woman in small clothing. Fucking fetishes man, haven't told anyone about this.

that was my point, ivan

nature doesn't want humans alive

why are these white people wanting to be artificial pajeet?