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ever signed out of youtube and seen how many views all those normie clickbait vids get?
it's on another level
how do these bright side types and that get all their vids on what is essentially the front page?

contemporary protestantism is so pointless and gay
granny faith

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well?

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no the right

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can you explain this please

youtube.com/watch?v=QPtwL2o1AkA

what is wrong with your country?

by sucking a google nigger

so what I'm a switch-hitter now?
I like pussy mate. that's all that matters.

the proverbial 'f

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the end

4 but only on Jow Forums

screaming

anime

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gayboy

0 but look like 6
hate the idea that only benders are allowed to be fun and sexual

Chills
youtube.com/watch?v=-jRKsiAOAA8

4, trending towards 3

Yes I know modern Protestantism is gay, which is why we need a new incarnation of it
No more Evangelical shit. We need to look back to Cromwell and his Puritans and the witch hunting pilgrims in Early America.

4(You)

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TURTLE

alri

Turtle's a greaser. Never would have guessed that
Enjoyed laughing at Tom Cruise's munted teeth in that movie

i support it

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someone play chess

If minges could talk, what would gran's say?

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turtle would make such a great twink would love to ride that pony

i've been told this is bullshit

im among one of the bravest people in the world and my talents are being wasted

its a very gay scale

I just said people who aren't criminals should be allowed guns and if someone breaks into your house you should be allowed to shoot them. If they die that's hardly a brutal murder, since for all you know they might be there to brutally murder you. just think if you are breaking into people houses you should expect to be killed one way or another.

dave

biker boots

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mind once me gran said it's alright to call pakistanis 'paki's and i wasn't having it

never been so wrong in my life

for me its Opus Dei

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Think the UK home self defence laws are quite sensible desu

gays should be stoned to death

they cant so its not really worth thinking about

>uhh yeah just give people in this country guns
lmao yeah okay just imagine some drunk twats coming out of the pub having a blazing row with one another and one of them just pulls out their gun and blasts everyone away
yeah okay great idea

very yankish post

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my gran is a leftoid fucking soybitch
my racist dad and i just dont understand

don't like how this image implies straight lads are somehow at the extreme end of a spectrum when exclusive heterosexuality is obviously the norm, especially for lads
>incidentally homosexual
you're straight, bi, or gay
not "ooh i'm sort of gay a bit like i once sucked a lad off and liked it but only incidentally"
daft

opus dei? oh you mean that lot from the da vinci code
not a fan if i'm honest

just like if drugs were legal everyone would instantly go out and take heroine, right?

its a spectrum sweety

Enjoying some short films

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i reckon if you introduced gun ownership in the uk the big fighting pub scene that we're so well known for would end since everyone'd be worried about deano pulling his piece out round weatherspoons

they hazguns in a million other places in europe that have a more violent drinking culture than you and this doesn't happen. you're just deathly afraid of guns.
see CZ or finland

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both correct

the lazy fucks could do it with a dna sample

not everything is so black and white sweaty sexuality can be many different things

nah
too many knobheads in this country

Timmy NO!!!

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Shut the fuck up your fucked mouth you always lying gay rus bitch who very soon is going to die of cancer your faggot balls you mfucker.

take any sort of interest in your appearance? gay
not wearing a shirt? gay
desire to be seen as attractive? gay
close male friends? gay

it's all designed

they have guns in America and they're doing fine

brainwashed

ah yeah sure every little base in every desert shithole is equipped with a quick dna scanner
it's about quick i.d.

you do look extremely gay tbf turt

there are bar fights here too, you just have to invoke the ancient rite of "skin only"

vile little crouton

wish old people would die already so we can rejoin the eu

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no

We don't want you back.

Afraid I can't
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM

right

thats lunch had

now for that wee

really hit it off with a girl in smoking area then r kelly ignition started playing and she said it was her favourite song like a mong went on about r kelly raping girls or something and she laughted but should have just grabbed her hand and danced to it eternally fucked it

this was probably 10 months ago

letting a woman be on top is the gayest

shitting myself for freshers
will have to douse myself with benzos for a week and face a possible addiction

how is 2 different to 3?
0 is straight
2, 3, 4, 5 are equally bi
6 is gay
simple as

>There is NO Croydon cat killer: Police finally close case after exhaustive three-year probe into 500 pet killings and reveal FOXES and cars are most likely to blame

Got away with it lads.

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Home in two hours!

Lel

it's comfy though

>if I don't reply to her for an hour, she takes longer to reply than usual

ahh yes mind games

just talk to girls mate

it's expensive and time consuming compared to just writing down birthmarks

too bad

need to leave first

Just walk in with willy out. Leave the rest to jesus

enjoy your fried brain afterwards

Cunnilingus? Mama mia! I'm not a bender.

Articulate to me why we would be at risk for these things happening when a country like Czech Republic, which is full of drunk twats, organized crime, etc. has extremely lenient gun regulations and these things do not happen. No sprre shootings. No mass murders outside of pubs. Nothing.

Tell me.
"too many knobheads" isn't an argument

guffawing

What's this HMP Lincoln gimmick now we got people posting from prison now? Christ I go out for 30 fucking minutes it's always something with you lot.

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wonder if Ireland is dead

50 years ago they'd just think I was odd

Definitely 6.

why did they think it was limited to croydon then?
we have as many foxes and cars in my city as they have in croydon and our police aren't going around looking for some cat serial killer
are people in croydon daft?